THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!...

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THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!...

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:14 pm

This is the last day of Free Internet.




Use it wisely...



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Post by RangerTurtleDove » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:37 am

Then what?

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Post by RangerTurtleDove » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:37 am

Then what?

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Post by RangerTurtleDove » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:37 am

Then what? :?:

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Post by RangerTurtleDove » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:38 am

Then what? :?: I thought it was already pretty expensive ;-)

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Post by RangerTurtleDove » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:39 am

Sorry about that...lol..not used to this computer. My bad.

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Post by Sham » Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:03 am

RTD, you just posted $2.50 worth of internet. You should have heeded the Rebbi's warning. Please make the check payable to "the Bill Gates Retirement Fund" and mail it to Microsoft.

Thank you for your co-operation.

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Post by The CO » Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:14 am

I do respect the rebbi... how ya mean that?
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Post by Liz Estrada » Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:55 am

"larry was better"

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The Requested page will be an additional .75 Do you agree?..

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:07 am

What a relief. I thought this was going to be about posting in 007's thread.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:24 am

It was free?

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Post by Sail Man » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:25 am

theCryptofishist wrote:What a relief. I thought this was going to be about posting in 007's thread.
Me too, now I can un-bunch my panties :lol:
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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:30 pm

Sail Man wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:What a relief. I thought this was going to be about posting in 007's thread.
Me too, now I can un-bunch my panties :lol:

Not on our account, please...

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Post by knowmad » Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:42 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:What a relief. I thought this was going to be about posting in 007's thread.
Me too, now I can un-bunch my panties :lol:

Not on our account, please...

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:13 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:It was free?
Yes, but it was back in the day, before your time...

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You F**king A**wipe, Son of a Person!!!...

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:24 pm

At 12:01 tonight, all internet traffic will be routed through a metered, mega-giga computer that will regulate all Internet traffic, in preparation for the complete change over to a per-kilobyte use-pay system, thanks too ATT and Sprint.

all Internet will be heavily censored, and no more free porn, curse words and questionable content will be "massaged", You will only get Porno from paid monitored membership sites.

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Re: The Requested page will be an additional .75 Do you agre

Post by weirdscience » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:25 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:I was thinking more along these lines


the rebbi
too lazy to read so overall this means what?
Who's awesome? You're awesome! :) .

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:26 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:I was thinking more along these lines


the rebbi
I got a virus from that site when I clicked on it. Really!

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Re: You F**king A**wipe, Son of a Person!!!...

Post by weirdscience » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:30 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:At 12:01 tonight, all internet traffic will be routed through a metered, mega-giga computer that will regulate all Internet traffic, in preparation for the complete change over to a per-kilobyte use-pay system, thanks too ATT and Sprint.

all Internet will be heavily censored, and no more free porn, curse words and questionable content will be "massaged", You will only get Porno from paid monitored membership sites.

the rebbi
NO I DONT WANT OT PAY FOR PORN THIS IS BULLSHIT! this world is going to hell
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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:30 pm

That was no virus, that was you new Internet Overlord Bot being installed. It is there only to make sure you have a safe and friendly time on the Internet.

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Take Some Shorts Honey, It's Gonna Be Hot Down There...

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:34 pm

You did realize that thats a handbasket, you're riding in, right?...

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:37 pm

weirdscience wrote:
Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:I was thinking more along these lines


the rebbi
too lazy to read so overall this means what?

We're screwed...

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:47 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:I was thinking more along these lines


the rebbi
I got a virus from that site when I clicked on it. Really!
If you are not kidding, PM me with what ya got. I'm out of computer condoms right now.......
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Post by knowmad » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:58 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:
Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:I was thinking more along these lines


the rebbi
I got a virus from that site when I clicked on it. Really!
If you are not kidding, PM me with what ya got. I'm out of computer condoms right now.......
Just wear your tinfoil hat, you'll be ok.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:31 am

It'll cost you a dime to read this post.
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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:47 am

Don't exagerate Fishy, it'll only cost a Nickle...

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Post by Kinetik V » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:24 pm

Me thinks someone needs a tinfoil hat.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:57 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:Don't exagerate Fishy, it'll only cost a Nickle...

the rebbi
I'm sorry that my posts are worth more than yours, but that's no reason for you to spread that kind of talk around.
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:15 pm

What no more free porn!

An american way of life is dead

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