My ApocoList- Things I'll Need In The End of Days...

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My ApocoList- Things I'll Need In The End of Days...

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:47 am

Here is my list for the coming Apocolpsye. Wouldn't want to forget anything important.


1. Clean Underwear
2. Cellphone
3. iPod
4. Juciey Fruit Gum

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Post by ygmir » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:50 am

grape kool-aid
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:55 am

Make sure you have "Domino's Pizza" programmed into your speed dial.
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Post by weirdscience » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:46 am

1. lots of mountain dew
2.lots of alcohol
3. solar charged ipod
4. hostess treats
5. enough mary jane to make me forget its the apocalypse
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Post by BAS » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:22 am

I don't really need much, since I plan to sleep through it. (Although, air fare to Hawaii would be welcomed. Might as well spend the End of Days somewhere nice.)

Oh, and potato vodka, orange juice, and plenty of ice, plus pizza, for when I am not sleepy.
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Post by geospyder » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:28 am

Which one? May 21, 2011 or December 21, 2012? I'm busy on the 2011 one. Haven't checked my schedule for 2012 yet.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

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Post by unjonharley » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:35 am

geospyder wrote:Which one? May 21, 2011 or December 21, 2012? I'm busy on the 2011 one. Haven't checked my schedule for 2012 yet.
Don't want to miss the big solor show in May 2012..

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:06 am

1. One o' them there fancy guns from the movies that you never have to reload.
2. Plenty of gum so when I say I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, I'll never be out of gum. That's important.
3. A well-made versatile knife.
4. My wits about me.
5. Me own favorite girlie by me side.

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Post by adam link » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:24 am

1. my Own Private Army of Beautiful Sparkle Pony Assassins.
2. more cowbell.
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Post by Liz Estrada » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:36 am

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Post by fuck-head. » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:00 pm

adam link wrote:1. my Own Private Army of Beautiful Sparkle Pony Assassins.
2. more cowbell.





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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:54 am

1. A mountain of Cocaine.
2. A whorehouse.


that's about all i'll need.
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Post by BAS » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:29 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:1. A mountain of Cocaine.
2. A whorehouse.


that's about all i'll need.

Okay, you can have the house. I'll take the whores! :P
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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:13 pm

That reminds me:

77. Canned Tuna
78. Ritz Crackers
79.

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Post by Sham » Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:39 pm

This is all I need:

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:18 am

Frida Be You & Me

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Post by Trishntek » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:59 pm

1. antique watch collection for barter
2. ass wipe
3. survival knife
4. shotgun
5. harris tweed herringbone full length top coat(hey buddy, ya wanna buy a watch?)
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Post by can't sit still » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:51 pm

Well, it's obvious that NONE of you are D.A. fans. 8)
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Post by AntiM » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:00 am

A shopping cart to haul away all the crap you idjits leave behind. And maybe a semi to haul all the crap. And a truck driver. A truck driver I don't mind fucking. Hmm, I have one of those and he has keys to the company truck. Okay, a shopping cart.

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Post by can't sit still » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:25 am

A TOWEL Douglas Adams,,, a towel,
"The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."
http://refspace.com/quotes/Douglas_Adams
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Post by BAS » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:27 pm

Oh! I thought it was stuff we still needed to get-- I got a bunch of towels already. (That way I have a selection, so I can match the towel to the need..., well, that is, if any are currently clean... :oops: )
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:33 pm

BAS wrote:Oh! I thought it was stuff we still needed to get-- I got a bunch of towels already. (That way I have a selection, so I can match the towel to the need..., well, that is, if any are currently clean... :oops: )
You better include an laundrymatt on your apokalist.
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Post by MyDearFriend » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:36 pm

BAS wrote:Oh! I thought it was stuff we still needed to get-- I got a bunch of towels already. (That way I have a selection, so I can match the towel to the need..., well, that is, if any are currently clean... :oops: )
I remember reading somewhere that dirty towels are more nutritious, if that helps... I think you suck one end to get vitamins, and then the other end to get rid of the nasty taste, have I got that right?
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Post by JStep » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:40 pm

1. Beer
2. Beef Jerky
3. Bacon
4. Water
5. 72 virgins
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:49 pm

JStep wrote:1. Beer
2. Beef Jerky
3. Bacon
4. Water
5. 72 virgins
Don't three and five sort of cancel each other out?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:49 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
JStep wrote:1. Beer
2. Beef Jerky
3. Bacon
4. Water
5. 72 virgins
Don't three and five sort of cancel each other out?
Not to mention one and five.
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Post by graidawg » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:58 am

[quote="JStep"]1. Beer
2. Beef Jerky
3. Bacon
4. Water
5. 72 virgins[/quote]

why would you want virgins anyway?
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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:11 am

They taste better in soup...


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Post by unjonharley » Fri May 06, 2011 1:42 pm

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