Burners and lightbulbs

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Re: Burners and lightbulbs

Post by BoyScoutGirl » Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:18 pm

unjonharley wrote:How many lamplighters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Light bulb ? WE don't need no stinking light bulb
Damn straight! Though, you should see how dark our camp is at night... it's more than a tad embarrassing.

How many Temple Guardians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three: one on the ladder changing the bulb, and two below, holding the space.
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Re: Burners and lightbulbs

Post by Tin Halo » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:07 pm

How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

"Look, I don't know, but that's not funny."

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Re: Burners and lightbulbs

Post by thnkfl » Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:11 pm

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to screw up a joke?

A: Light bulbs don't screw up jokes, dim bulbs do.
Make it, enjoy it, let it go.

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Re: Burners and lightbulbs

Post by Patsh » Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:33 pm

Hey, thnkfl, I like your new avatar!! :D
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keep on triken' Mamma!
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