Jumper Cables

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Jumper Cables

Post by unjonharley » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:32 pm

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This set of jumper cables go into a bar..

The bar keep said..

I'll serve you, but don't try to start something..

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Re: Jumper Cables

Post by Elderberry » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:43 pm

:D
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Re: Jumper Cables

Post by gyre » Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:29 pm

Always a live wire, Unjohn

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Re: Jumper Cables

Post by Rabbette » Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:36 pm

I admit I laughed and told it to someone else.
Smile, who cares if you don't have all your teeth.

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Re: Jumper Cables

Post by Scatter42 » Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:47 pm

Shared this with my son and his galfriend - they laughed, then groaned like they were in pain

We loved it!

I'll be spreading the pain to everyone at work tomorrow - they'll prolly chase me out of the building....

Thx for sharing

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Re: Jumper Cables

Post by Sham » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:17 am

The best I can offer for a reaction is a bland, uninspired and rather boring 3 letters---lol. It doesn't really warrant a ROLFLMFAO or any combination of letters that make it appear that I actually cracked a smile in real life, but I didn't want your post to go unnoticed.

Now I am going to connect a set of jumper cables to my nipples and have someone start up the car!! :shock:

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Re: Jumper Cables

Post by gyre » Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:01 pm

So a friend of mine works with a lot of young people (with guns) and is constantly appalled at the stupidity.

He suggested to me that the slowest of them should be sent to afghanistan, as it is part of asia.

Puzzled, I ask if he thinks this will brighten them up any?

He says he is calling it his Youth In Asia program.

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Post by Trishntek » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:59 pm

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Re: Jumper Cables

Post by Asherbeez » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:34 pm

A man walked into a bar and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say "nice tie!" Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said "great shirt".
At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey...I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
"Say what?"
"You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the peanuts ... they're complimentary."
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Re: Jumper Cables

Post by FIGJAM » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:10 pm

A dentist went into his local bar everyday after work and had a daiquiri with a pecan in it.

One day the bartender was fixing the drink and found that he was out of pecans, so he substituted a hickery nut.

The dentist came in, took a sip, and said "this is'nt my usual, what the hell is this!"

And the bartender said.....











"It's a hickery daiquiri doc." 8)
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