Don't pick a fight with an old man

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:59 pm

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Don't pick a fight with an old man.

If he's to old to fight.

He'll just kill you.

It's easy to let the cat out of the bag.. Much harder to be putting him back in..

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:18 pm

Keep telling my 3yo that... hasn't worked yet...

delle · Post by **delle** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:21 pm

Bob wrote:Keep telling my 3yo that... hasn't worked yet...

Hahahaha.

(the couch made me laugh. Life! What's it coming to???)

Hope you're good Unjon.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:08 am

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Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:57 pm

I keep my feathers and rattle within reach at all times,,,,, juuuuuust beyond my Beretta Tomcat

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:54 am

Trishntek wrote:I keep my feathers and rattle within reach at all times,,,,, juuuuuust beyond my Beretta Tomcat and KY jelly

There, I fixed that for ya TnT.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:46 am

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Do not corner something that is meaner than you..

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:57 am

Don't mess around with Unjon.

jella · Post by **jella** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:17 am

I keep telling people he's really a nice guy but they don't believe me

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swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:24 am

He's a great guy. He's also not in the best health. But I still wouldn't mess with him. I'll bet he fights MEAN. (said with total respect) (sir)

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:29 am

My father always says, "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and endurance any day".

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:01 pm

ygmir wrote:
Trishntek wrote:I keep my feathers and rattle within reach at all times,,,,, juuuuuust beyond my Beretta Tomcat and KY jelly
There, I fixed that for ya TnT.

I actually prefer silicon lube, but it is admittedly more proximal to my realm of influence than the other items mentioned.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:59 pm

Most especially with a man that so many of us would kick ass for.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:12 pm

Don't mess with unjon, he might hafta roll up his sleeves and smack yer fanny clean from here to tarrnation.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:20 pm

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Life is simpler if you plow "around" the stump

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:54 pm

Plowing around the stump is a small PITA for many seasons. Removing the stump is a POC with a little help from DuPont,,,,, kinda fun too!

But I smell what yer smokin',,,, many times my silence is misinterpreted as a hard of hearing old man,,,, but I'm simply responding to stupidity according to its own merit.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:28 pm

I'll stop bitch'in when you stop nag'in

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:41 pm

jella wrote:I keep telling people he's really a nice guy but they don't believe me .

Stop spreading such things around, now.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:55 pm

He's just a broke ass old man with a stick.

(Taking notes on length of stick, length of arm, speed of Unjon, and trying to stay out of the "Kill Zone"!)

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:18 pm

FIGJAM wrote:He's just a broke ass old man with a stick.

(Taking notes on length of stick, length of arm, speed of Unjon, and trying to stay out of the "Kill Zone"!)

I'm not fast anymore.. I'm not all that slow.. After that chunk they took out of me, I'm just half "fasst"

The Fig will know what I'm talking about if he ever has his brain surgery..

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:40 pm

unjonharley wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:He's just a broke ass old man with a stick.

(Taking notes on length of stick, length of arm, speed of Unjon, and trying to stay out of the "Kill Zone"!)
I'm not fast anymore.. I'm not all that slow.. After that chunk they took out of me, I'm just half "fasst"

The Fig will know what I'm talking about if he ever has his brain surgery..

HA! Did it last week...eek...eek...eek myself, so there!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:05 pm

FIGJAM wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:He's just a broke ass old man with a stick.

(Taking notes on length of stick, length of arm, speed of Unjon, and trying to stay out of the "Kill Zone"!)
I'm not fast anymore.. I'm not all that slow.. After that chunk they took out of me, I'm just half "fasst"

The Fig will know what I'm talking about if he ever has his brain surgery..
HA! Did it last week...eek...eek...eek myself, so there!

Dragging your butt on the carpet dose not equal brain surgery..

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:23 pm

That was for the roids the week before!

Try to keep up.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:45 am

unjonharley wrote: Dragging your butt on the carpet dose not equal brain surgery..

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:45 am

FIGJAM wrote:That was for the roids the week before!

Try to keep up.

The boy don't know which end is up..

Those were buggers he was ah scratch'in at..

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:48 am

unjonharley wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:That was for the roids the week before!

Try to keep up.
The boy don't know which end is up..

Those were buggers he was ah scratch'in at..

Gee, you must be an expert.

I won't ask where you studied.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:14 am

FIGJAM wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:That was for the roids the week before!

Try to keep up.
The boy don't know which end is up..

Those were buggers he was ah scratch'in at..
Gee, you must be an expert.

I won't ask where you studied.

I should have a Eplaya honorary degree in proctology.. Just look at what kind of ---- I have to deal with..

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:34 am

I'm honored to know you, too a degree.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:02 am

Enough of this digital interchangeable nasal, anal excavation..

Fig, Go wash your hands

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:21 am

I agree.

Same time tomorrow?

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