Playa Conditions this year

[Layne]

After 2 years of what I consider to be glorious conditions - I've heard we're looking at quite a bit of sand this year? confirm or deny

as always i'm prepared but curious

[Badger]

Check the threads. This topic has been covered pretty extensively.

[Isotopia]

Confirmed BTW. Probably will be pretty dusty.

[cowboyangel]

there's an energy vortex forming in the center of the observatory this year and the magnetic pull from peculiar ionization at it's core will disturb the space time continuum just enough so that a chronic hystoresis will develop that will insure that everone stays in the same place for eternity, barring excess dust of course

[samtzu]

What CBA said... plus, it'll be hot.

[Simply Joel]

What CBA said... plus, it'll be hot.

then again, it could be cold too.... yet, I can assure you... there will be dust... lots and lots of dust.

[Layne]

ffs you're all at the top of your comedic game I see (seriously don't quit your day jobs) :lol

how about a link peas?

[Badger]

how about a link peas?

This is a self-serve board.

[Simply Joel]

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[Layne]

Badger, after sifting through 4 pages of posts, and not finding it, I was hoping for a little help?

thanks for showing support my friend, very neighborly of you.

[Badger]

Using the search engine at the the top of the page I found MANY posts for this link:


ePlaya Forum Index ->
Black Rock City ->
Questions and Advice ->
Playa weather conditions / playa "floor"?

[Layne]

Thank you! My server runs very slow so it takes minutes between screens this helped a lot.

[cowboyangel]

if you intake enough substances it don't matter what the fucking conditions are......

[Simply Joel]

if you intake enough substances it don't matter what the fucking conditions are......

Yeah, it will still be flat, hot, cold and everything in between... it might rain but it might not... dusty, you bet.

[JezebelinHell]

I have it on good authority that it'll be sort of an off white/tan color as well.

[Rob the Wop]

The playa forecast this year range from vaguely amusing to wildly amusing with occasional 'what-the-fuck-was-that?'s coming in from the northwesterly direction. Expect thunderstorms, drunken fratboys, and the Wrath of God to interfere with your possible camping plans. Highs in the whine-able levels during the day and cold enough to freeze off a witch's tit at night (providing you have a witch handy).

Official reports state that Disneyland is a far more comfortable and safer region to travel for visiting fairies and giant cartoon people.

[Gothalot]

I forgot... flat... the playa will be flat, just like last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, 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Um NO Joel, I'm planning on making a huge fuck off speed bump for that annoying prick in a top hat riding a moter-scooter from last year. Im hoping he will try to jump it and break his neck. So.. there will be a bump or bimp if yer french on the playa this year.

[AntiM]

cold enough to freeze off a witch's tit at night (providing you have a witch handy).

Well hell, I can stand in, already missing a good bit of tit so it shouldn't be much work at all to freeze off what's left. And I've been called a witch before ... Hmm, no, what? I have an itch? My turn to pitch? I dropped a stitch? I'm a WHAT?!

[samtzu]

Anti wrote: Quote:

cold enough to freeze off a witch's tit at night (providing you have a witch handy).


Well hell, I can stand in, already missing a good bit of tit so it shouldn't be much work at all to freeze off what's left. And I've been called a witch before ... Hmm, no, what? I have an itch? My turn to pitch? I dropped a stitch? I'm a WHAT?!

That's it. We have to meet. That was too fucking cool...

[tsunami]

ANYONE HAVE THE DOWN LOW ON PLAYA WEATHER OF LATE? IS THERE RAIN? IF SO HOW MUCH? HOW LONG DOES THE PLAYA TAKE TO DRY?

THANKS FELLOW BURNERS, YOU LOOK GREAT THIS YEAR!

LOVE TSU...

[Badger]

Lots of rain has been happening up uthere this past week. Misery and mud. The stalled low pressure front that's been hovering over the great basin are is finally breaking up and rainyness is expected to move out by tomorrow (Tuesday 24 Aug).

[Apollonaris Zeus]

has the lake disappeared?

[oneeyeddick]

Good Dog, AZ, I don't beleive you brought this up clear from 2004.

I take it back, i believe it , coming from you.

If you want to see what the rest of us have been talking about regarding THIS years playa conditions, look over here http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=28022

[Absolut Jeenyus]

if you intake enough substances it don't matter what the fucking conditions are......

hahaha I like this.

[Absolut Jeenyus]

Oh also, this is a good site for anyone who wants to keep an eye on the conditions out there...

http://www.blackrockfriends.org/friends ... conditions

[Apollonaris Zeus]

Joel said it's flat. That's just one perspective. I find it round very round!

But that'a just one perspective

[Simon of the Playa]

my perspective is you are posting at 10:12 pm on a friday night.

what does this mean?


well, it could be you're ill, and just dont feel like going out.

or maybe you're actually only 14, and cant get into a bar yet.

or, and this is my guess, you cant get a date, and don't really have a life.

i'm sorry AIIZ, i wont pick on you anymore, it's like kicking a dog who is dying anyway. I'LL just plonk you, for good, as after awhile, you'll find that no-one responds to your little piles of puppy poo anymore.

Auf Wiedersehen. It was actually kinda fun watching you self implode.

[Apollonaris Zeus]

you're the one that imploded simon from how your eplaya personality change from your clownish self.

From now why don't you just stick to the topic

News of the playa is the topic

[Simon of the Playa]

TWAT? I cunt Hear You?

you're Fading

sooon you'll be gone all together....and no one will miss you.

[Ugly Dougly]

Why don't you just kill each other like proper gentlemen?