New use for Fix-A-Flat

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New use for Fix-A-Flat

Post by trilobyte » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:06 pm

Injecting it in your ASS!!!

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Even more crazy, that's not the victim! That's the arrest photo of the perp. Seriously, who would sign up to have that person perform anything on them? The transgender woman above was arrested for injecting all manner of stuff, including Fix-A-Flat, into dumbasses. The crazy story lives here.
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Re: New use for Fix-A-Flat

Post by maryanimal » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:50 pm

I'd hate to see what it did for lip plumping or boob jobs...
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Post by unjonharley » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:10 pm

In the news Today.. A guy was arrested for injecting cement to plump a butt.
.. Brings whole new meaning to hard ass..
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Post by Elderberry » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:41 pm

I clicked on this thread expecting to find a useful BM tip. And I was right! I'm sure I'll be able to use that to enhance my burn next year.
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Re: New use for Fix-A-Flat

Post by Savannah » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:53 pm

Aw, Jkisha . . . your Burn is already big enough. :)
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Re: New use for Fix-A-Flat

Post by maryanimal » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:20 pm

But a bigger burn is always better isn't it Savannah? :oops: 8)
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Re: New use for Fix-A-Flat

Post by Rabbette » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:35 am

as stated before: nothing is to big or tacky for Burning Man!
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Post by Nipple » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:16 am

jkisha wrote:I clicked on this thread expecting to find a useful BM tip. And I was right! I'm sure I'll be able to use that to enhance my burn next year.
If you smash the r and the n together, you'll see that it will enhance your bum.
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Re: New use for Fix-A-Flat

Post by wh..sh » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:18 am

And I thought this was useful!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:09 am

Damn, she gives robots a bad name...
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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:17 am

are those back up lights?
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Re: New use for Fix-A-Flat

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:03 am

I just want to know what it sounds like when she farts.

Plus, I guess she has to hover. Robbidobbs should talk to her.
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Re: New use for Fix-A-Flat

Post by unjonharley » Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:25 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I just want to know what it sounds like when she farts.

Plus, I guess she has to hover. Robbidobbs should talk to her.

Sitting down to fast could break her nose in a port a pot
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Re: New use for Fix-A-Flat

Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:14 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I just want to know what it sounds like when she farts.
Cross between a cement mixer and a flat tire run down the freeway??
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