An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

[NessaZee]

hehe...that letter is awesome. Nice one Rebbi

[BetaBox]

oreos are my comfort food out there. Breakfast? Oreos and milk. Lunch? Oreos, soda, chips, sandwich. Dinner? Run back to camp for oreos, jack, and a joint.

[theCryptofishist]

Eating about 65-75 Fig Newtons in addition to a sufficient diet should be enough biological energy to create an additional pound of fat.

Somebody shoulda told Shylock.

[Sham]

oreos are my comfort food out there. Breakfast? Oreos and milk. Lunch? Oreos, soda, chips, sandwich. Dinner? Run back to camp for oreos, jack, and a joint.

That's a nice balanced diet. Maybe you should add a Snickers bar as a between meal snack.

[lemur]

burning man isnt long enough to give a shit about a healthy diet.


anyone can eat like a first year away from home college student... livin on twinkies, oreos and ramen for one week.. maybe even two!

[Ugly Dougly]

Hey, how many Newtons in a pound?

On the surface of the Earth, a mass of one pound will experience approximately 4.45 Newtons of gravitational force.

Eating about 65-75 Fig Newtons in addition to a sufficient diet should be enough biological energy to create an additional pound of fat.

One package of fig newtons weighs a pound and there are a dozen chewy treats inside. Trick question.

[5280MeV]

Astonishingly, the fig newton is not named after Isaac Newton!


Mev, I need 500 gallons of lithium 6.
Can you help me out?

I have a great pyro idea.

I like the way you think big gyre - but is pyro even the right word anymore?

The BLM won't go for it - so fuck burning, lets move it off the playa to international territory in the Antarctic winter, start a new city, see which brave souls constitute the 'nucleus' of the movement.

[5280MeV]

One package of fig newtons weighs a pound and there are a dozen chewy treats inside. Trick question.

Damn! I have been teaching it wrong all this time.

[Oldguy]

Double stuff and Jolt cola...up,up,up...down,down,down...

[lemur]

Lithium enriched in the isotope Lithium-6 remains a controlled material because of its utility in the production of compact and highly efficient thermonuclear secondaries. Two-stage nuclear weapons incorporating a lithium-deuteride-fueled component can deliver greater nuclear yield from a smaller and lighter package than if a pure fission device were used. The tradeoff is that the design and construction of reliable two-stage "dry" weapons may require significant knowledge of nuclear weapons physics and technology, knowledge which is hard to acquire without a program involving full-yield testing of the fission primary to be used and measurement of its production of x-rays and their transport through a case surrounding both primary and secondary stages. Therefore, Lithium-6 is more likely to be of interest to a state with nuclear weapons experience than it is to a beginning nuclear state.

I need 500 gallons of lithium 6.

[gyre]

Oh, I have a completely different idea in mind.
Nice to know it has other uses though.

[oneeyeddick]

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[Drawingablank]

I only eat oreos that have been covered in dark chocolate.

[Ugly Dougly]

Deep Fried Twinkies.