An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

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Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Post by NessaZee » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:01 pm

hehe...that letter is awesome. Nice one Rebbi
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Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Post by BetaBox » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:20 pm

oreos are my comfort food out there. Breakfast? Oreos and milk. Lunch? Oreos, soda, chips, sandwich. Dinner? Run back to camp for oreos, jack, and a joint.
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Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:37 pm

5280MeV wrote:Eating about 65-75 Fig Newtons in addition to a sufficient diet should be enough biological energy to create an additional pound of fat.
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Post by Sham » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:47 pm

BetaBox wrote:oreos are my comfort food out there. Breakfast? Oreos and milk. Lunch? Oreos, soda, chips, sandwich. Dinner? Run back to camp for oreos, jack, and a joint.
That's a nice balanced diet. Maybe you should add a Snickers bar as a between meal snack.

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Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Post by lemur » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:02 pm

burning man isnt long enough to give a shit about a healthy diet.


anyone can eat like a first year away from home college student... livin on twinkies, oreos and ramen for one week.. maybe even two!
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Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:02 pm

5280MeV wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote: Hey, how many Newtons in a pound?
On the surface of the Earth, a mass of one pound will experience approximately 4.45 Newtons of gravitational force.

Eating about 65-75 Fig Newtons in addition to a sufficient diet should be enough biological energy to create an additional pound of fat.
One package of fig newtons weighs a pound and there are a dozen chewy treats inside. Trick question. :)

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Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Post by 5280MeV » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:15 pm

gyre wrote:Astonishingly, the fig newton is not named after Isaac Newton!


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Post by 5280MeV » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:16 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote: One package of fig newtons weighs a pound and there are a dozen chewy treats inside. Trick question. :)

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Post by Oldguy » Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:38 pm

Double stuff and Jolt cola...up,up,up...down,down,down... :twisted:
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Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Post by lemur » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:19 pm

Lithium enriched in the isotope Lithium-6 remains a controlled material because of its utility in the production of compact and highly efficient thermonuclear secondaries. Two-stage nuclear weapons incorporating a lithium-deuteride-fueled component can deliver greater nuclear yield from a smaller and lighter package than if a pure fission device were used. The tradeoff is that the design and construction of reliable two-stage "dry" weapons may require significant knowledge of nuclear weapons physics and technology, knowledge which is hard to acquire without a program involving full-yield testing of the fission primary to be used and measurement of its production of x-rays and their transport through a case surrounding both primary and secondary stages. Therefore, Lithium-6 is more likely to be of interest to a state with nuclear weapons experience than it is to a beginning nuclear state.


gyre wrote: I need 500 gallons of lithium 6.


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Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Post by gyre » Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:06 am

Oh, I have a completely different idea in mind.
Nice to know it has other uses though.

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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:29 am

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Post by Drawingablank » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:15 am

I only eat oreos that have been covered in dark chocolate.
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Re: An Open Letter to Oreo Cookies...

Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:58 am

Deep Fried Twinkies.
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