The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:41 am

New for this year: Pervuncular Sparkle Bronies.


pssst, dude, 2012 is calling and they want their rumor back....
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Post by tattoogoddess » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:20 pm

Holly is Hugh hefners ex gf. The one who was in peep show in Vegas. She is pretty :)
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Post by lucky420 » Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:22 pm

Maybe Dolly Madison will show up for all the people with the munchies...
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Post by Lassen Forge » Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:28 pm

The streets will be lettered in reverse order - from the outside in - this year. And the clockface layout will be reversed. This is to "shake things up".

You didn't hear it here...

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Post by Sic Pup » Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:47 am

BRC has secretly approved a high-roller program so the elite can fly in on swanked-out Lears, be ferried on mutantized limos to their underground palaces and not have to hob knob with the hoi polloi on buses (how droll).
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:06 am

the poor people will bitch about our air conditioned bunkers.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:10 am

the Larry is out there.
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Post by Gonzo Frothwood » Wed Aug 07, 2013 6:50 pm

The have succeeded in crossing Sparkle Ponies with Frat Boys and wound up with a great 80s Prog-rock band.
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Post by DrewDubious » Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:06 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:Holly is Hugh hefners ex gf. The one who was in peep show in Vegas. She is pretty :)


And what a personality too! :wink:

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Post by BurnerBunny » Wed Aug 07, 2013 7:09 pm

undercover agents will be doing random strip searches on attractive people this year. Thank god I gained some weight just in time for bm2013.

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Post by FIGJAM » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:07 am

If you sneeze, burp, and fart all at the same time you will die!
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Post by Patsh » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:47 am

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Post by tatonka » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:26 am

heard there will no wind this year .
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:29 am

95 for a high, 60 for a low. Light wind if any.



every fucking day.... 8)
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:36 pm

Gonzo Frothwood wrote:The have succeeded in crossing Sparkle Ponies with Frat Boys and wound up with a great 80s Prog-rock band.
Snort!
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Post by DrewDubious » Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:26 am

I read that Richie Hawtin will be there this year. Some good Techno right there.

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Post by CaffeineGirl » Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:15 pm

Burningman cancelled due to rain!

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:25 pm

[media]
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Post by Bless » Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:39 pm

Is Amon Tobin journeying to the playa this year?
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by C187 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:29 pm

Sharknado's will be present. Along with a double fucking rainbow.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by FIGJAM » Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:09 pm

"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

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Post by Canoe » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:42 pm

C187 wrote:Sharknado's will be present. Along with a double fucking rainbow.
That's Shrimpnado, and other playa crustaceans, brought to hatch by the rain.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:56 am

NERVO !!! ON PLAYA !!!


[media]





What?

So i have the musical taste of a 12 year old girl...
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by H.G.Crosby » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:35 pm

Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by stew » Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:53 pm

Exhausted from last year's gig, Daft Punk will only attend and not play this year.
Don't listen to me - I'm just some random drunk with Internet access.
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by forty_eight » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:18 pm

stew wrote:Exhausted from last year's gig, Daft Punk will only attend and not play this year.
mick and the stones are playing in their usual spot at the trash fence, though

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:30 pm

And you thought it was age that gave Keith his dessicated look...
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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by Dirt Wheel » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:37 pm

This is no joke. There is a 42' diameter space egg buried out in the Deep Playa, big enough to hold 42 burners. Writing 'Tobzzahs' clearly on the playa floor and then saying it backwards will help you crack the code on the egg. Everyone else, make sure your out there waving ladders nitely, if you want a ride. (6 or 4 footers will do. It's hard to wave anything bigger) Extraterrestrials don't particularly like or care to land their spaceships. But waving a ladder will let them know your serious and makes it way easier to get in and out, if you don't plan on leaving for good. Nano-Nano

P.S. A bunch of us are going to go ahead and get started digging Tuesday after our White Trash Fondue lunch.

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by AntiM » Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:13 pm

I would like, if I may, to tell you a strange rumor. Susan Sarandon attended the RHPS show at Videorgasm. Actually, this is likely true, the source is reliable. Huzzah!

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Re: The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this ye

Post by forty_eight » Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:46 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:95 for a high, 60 for a low. Light wind if any.



every fucking day.... 8)
This pretty much happened, lol.

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