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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby Savannah » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:19 pm

Nipple wrote:
lemur wrote:they have a radar tower that can see people coming for miles..

theres no way you can sneak in under cover of darkness.. radar doesnt care about the ambient light levels


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I don't know, but whatever it's used for . . . it's clearly working. :shock:
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby lemur » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:20 pm

if you have to ask what the rubber chicken is for... ......
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby Monkeypoo » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:04 pm

What rubber chicken? All I saw were beautiful boobies!!

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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:35 pm

Kinky is using the rubber feather, perverted is using the entire rubber chicken.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby tamarakay » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:11 pm

Oh oh oh I know what you can do! They have to truck those portapotties in right? You could hide in the bottom of one! Or perhaps you could wear all black and just come walking up like you were working gate. Or even better, just slap the handcuffs on yourself and go wait for your buddies at the county jail.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby tamarakay » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:21 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:you people are missing the obvious....


hide in the bottom of the J.O.T.S.

wear all blue.


oh well crap. i didn't read back far enough. I shoulda known simon would beat me to it lol
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby ygmir » Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:36 pm

tamarakay wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:you people are missing the obvious....


hide in the bottom of the J.O.T.S.

wear all blue.


oh well crap. i didn't read back far enough. I shoulda known simon would beat me to it lol


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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby The CO » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:17 am

If only that were a joke....

About 14 years ago at another event I work, a SFH hid in the waste area of an in-ground septic pit fed by 6 toilets. Thank dog I didn't have to get him out.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby gyre » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:52 am

SFH?

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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby ygmir » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:44 am

The CO wrote:If only that were a joke....

About 14 years ago at another event I work, a SFH hid in the waste area of an in-ground septic pit fed by 6 toilets. Thank dog I didn't have to get him out.



there could be instances, where, that much effort and suffering, deserves success.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby Nipple » Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:25 pm

Only 1-ply people in the potties.

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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:31 am

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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby wh..sh » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:35 am

You guys have been doing it all wrong. Speed is not the key to successful sneaking in. It's patience and perseverance.
Yggy, this is how I plan on sneaking into burning man. It would be time consuming, no-drama, bore you to smrt (death) sneak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKKJGO5rfwc

Of course, it would be lot easier if one was as cute as the cat.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby tamarakay » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:25 pm

Thank you wh...sh.
Oh my god, i'm crying lol
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:31 pm

the fatal flaw, Wh..sh in your plan is:

Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......so, the cat would not get in.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby Eric » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:13 pm

ygmir wrote:Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......


I knew there was a reason I would be lousy at Perimeter.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby ygmir » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:15 pm

Eric wrote:
ygmir wrote:Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......


I knew there was a reason I would be lousy at Perimeter.



no Eric, you'd be necessary........some of the "sneakers" can be quite cocky.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby International Incident » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:16 pm

ygmir wrote:
Eric wrote:
ygmir wrote:Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......


I knew there was a reason I would be lousy at Perimeter.



no Eric, you'd be necessary........some of the "sneakers" can be quite cocky.


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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby wh..sh » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:04 am

ygmir wrote:the fatal flaw, Wh..sh in your plan is:

Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......so, the cat would not get in.


Bam! I have been ygmired!

ROFL!! That was pure brilliance yggy.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby The CO » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:04 am

Gyre-

SFH: Stupid Fucking HIppie. The kind of person that will hide in a literal shit-hole.

See also: the kind of person that will try to sneak into an event and have their 6-8 year old daughter do the same... SEPARATE FROM HER!

"That's right dear, go hide somewhere and mommy will come find you after she has snuck in."

Again, I wish I was making this shit up.
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Re: Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

Postby gyre » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:10 am

Amazing.


Of course, I've seen gangs doing robbery while babysitting kids too young to know what was happening.


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