
I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
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I'm a Dead Horse!...Beat Me!
This thread is for over discussed topics...Bless em all! I'll start..


anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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I PLAN TO BRING WHITE SOCKS TO BURNING MAN..
IS THERE ANY SPECIAL STUFF THAT I SHOULD KNOW?
do they work out there?
IS THERE ANY SPECIAL STUFF THAT I SHOULD KNOW?
do they work out there?
Don't link to anything here!
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O hell, should I start the plonking now?
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Will it be dusty this year? I heard it was going to be hot also...any truth to either of these things?
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goddammit Lemur!! little warning next time, just to early to see that SHIT 

Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Yeah, it was rough with breakfast. I'm choosing to believe it's not actually what it looks like. Seriously... the colour.... it's playa-dust mud in the pottie and paint on the walls. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I wouldn't advise making a close inspection to verify or refute my hypothesis. It's easier if you just believe what I made up.
Part of me thinks we should fill this thread up with other stuff just to get to the next page. Another part of me thinks that's just what the OP wants us to do, and that we should just ignore this thread and let it sink to the bottom.
But I'm going to play along.

I'd rather go naked... than wear feathers on the playa!
Part of me thinks we should fill this thread up with other stuff just to get to the next page. Another part of me thinks that's just what the OP wants us to do, and that we should just ignore this thread and let it sink to the bottom.
But I'm going to play along.

I'd rather go naked... than wear feathers on the playa!
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I have this great idea that will solve all the ticketing problems, <insert shit we've heard many times before that won't actually solve the problems>.
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Lets ALL Bash the Big Sound Camps because its Fun to Blame SOMEONE.....
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^ And since we must ask ourselves whether the playa chicken or the playa egg came first, let's beat the virgin EDC raver mooper horse a bit!
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I'm still trying to figure out just what pair of shoes, backpack method and goggles would work best for the playa.
..oh.. and what to eat. Has anyone ever tried those Tasty Bites packs out on the playa? Would they work well?
..oh.. and what to eat. Has anyone ever tried those Tasty Bites packs out on the playa? Would they work well?
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At least the "underwear" topic is fresh, new, and original...
What kind of underwear should I wear?
a) Comfortable ones
b) Uncomfortable ones
It's tough decision. I understand how comfortable cotton ones and comfortable silk ones can throw people off in a loop. We clearly need to discuss more about it.
What kind of underwear should I wear?
a) Comfortable ones
b) Uncomfortable ones
It's tough decision. I understand how comfortable cotton ones and comfortable silk ones can throw people off in a loop. We clearly need to discuss more about it.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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I went to <insert oversold, commercialized, free for all festival here> so I know I'll be ready for this one, even though from everything else I wrote in this post its apparent I haven't even read the survival guide.
The answer is never no.
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wh..sh wrote:At least the "underwear" topic is fresh, new, and original...
What kind of underwear should I wear?
a) Comfortable ones
b) Uncomfortable ones
c) edible
It's tough decision. I understand how comfortable cotton ones and comfortable silk ones can throw people off in a loop. We clearly need to discuss more about it.
fixed!!
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I'm considering uni-cycling to the Burn, it's my first time, and the sale of my documentary I plan to make, once kickstarter provides, should cover the costs of the tickets, while hard to come by, they should become available once the BM organization implements my radically inclusive ideas. I'm now searching for yelp reviews of places to eat on the playa and have had little luck, any tips?
oh yeah, before I forget, I'm doing this all for the coomunity.
oh yeah, before I forget, I'm doing this all for the coomunity.
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Lonesomebri wrote:I'm considering uni-cycling to the Burn, it's my first time, and the sale of my documentary I plan to make, once kickstarter provides, should cover the costs of the tickets, while hard to come by, they should become available once the BM organization implements my radically inclusive ideas. I'm now searching for yelp reviews of places to eat on the playa and have had little luck, any tips?
You sir, are my newest noob fave since Cat showed up a few months back.
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Shouldn't this be moved over to the Underwear thread?AntiM wrote:My butt itches.
Have you considered using organic free range fair trade sustainable biodynamic bloomers?
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well, i would rub highly radioactive playa dust on it.AntiM wrote:My butt itches.
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That's negotiable I suppose.
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I've found someone who claims to have tickets to sell me, but I'm afraid of being cheated/robbed/murdered. Where should I meet him?
(a) In my home.
(b) In his home.
(c) In a bank.
(d) In a public space.
(e) In the same dark alley where I purchase party drugs and blow jobs -- duh!
(a) In my home.
(b) In his home.
(c) In a bank.
(d) In a public space.
(e) In the same dark alley where I purchase party drugs and blow jobs -- duh!
If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.
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I want to feel like "e" is the most convenient for you, but for some reason you want me to think that's the wrong answer.
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"How to cook bacon?" threads - The recipes, the good recipes, the best recipes, the world's best recipes, and more.
Maybe this one is for the "I'm a Dead Pig" thread.
Maybe this one is for the "I'm a Dead Pig" thread.
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d) Go commandowh..sh wrote:At least the "underwear" topic is fresh, new, and original...
What kind of underwear should I wear?
a) Comfortable ones
b) Uncomfortable ones
c) edible
It's tough decision. I understand how comfortable cotton ones and comfortable silk ones can throw people off in a loop. We clearly need to discuss more about it.
Always a favorite on the playa.
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I would like to complain about how mean you all are, because this strikes me as likely to evoke change. 

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there is obviously a conspiracy to keep conspiracy threads off the eplaya.
i just started a thread about it.
i just started a thread about it.
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We all know that the event should be ended. It just doesn't play fair, with it's rainbow veneer over a sturgis core. Plus, it's bad for the organic grocery collectives in Salt Lake City.
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So, I'm looking for a ticket... I also have a ticket to give away with conditions attached...
Of course, you will help me by making this virgin burner the most awesome person there is, who promises to be so radically inclusive I'll drip burnerdom on to the playa like grease from my leaky aluminum jiffy-pop bacon cooker by gifting me a ticket, so I can go out and party with my new found friends, and wear cool stuff like boas, feathers, and glitter-covered sequins...
Of course, if you want ticket, you have to tell me, in a 400 page essay, just how poor, impoverished, and generally forked over your life is, and how you can't afford even a low income local resident ticket, and how going to the event will totally change your life from flat to fluffy overnight, and how you will do an installation far more spectacular than the Belgain Waffle and Crude Awakening...
Burners, Birthers, Hosers, Losers, Ravers, Gomers, Goobers, Hoosiers, etceterasers need not apply. EOE.
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Hi all you lovey, caring and spiritual burners. I know the playa provides, so we're looking to you for your kindness and gifting souls. My 5 friends deserve tickets to the burn because <enter lame excuse here>. Please help!
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