The Bar, Volume #4

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:06 pm

*shuffles in, pours Becherovka*

ok, so, note to self:

don't put chicken in the bbq, then, start playing with your new laptop and setting it up.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elliot » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:19 pm

Ygmir, I keep telling youse guys... these newfangled electronical machines will be the death of us. And you just proved they will make us starve!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:22 pm

Elliot wrote:Ygmir, I keep telling youse guys... these newfangled electronical machines will be the death of us. And you just proved they will make us starve!

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I"m with ya there pal........it distracted me.....and I think it's pointing and laughing now.......if it calls me "Dave"......I'm out!!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby wh..sh » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:06 pm

And that is how some of us computer geeks watch the weight *don't tell anyone*
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:12 pm

*drowns self in 8 pago pago octopuses*
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elliot » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:22 pm

ygmir wrote:... it calls me "Dave"......I'm out!!

With your professional skills, I imagine you could easily make one of those big black monoliths?
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:27 pm

ygmir wrote:
Elliot wrote:Ygmir, I keep telling youse guys... these newfangled electronical machines will be the death of us. And you just proved they will make us starve!

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I"m with ya there pal........it distracted me.....and I think it's pointing and laughing now.......if it calls me "Dave"......I'm out!!



Just reprogram it with one of your larger hammers. :twisted:
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elliot » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:33 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Just reprogram it with one of your larger hammers. :twisted:

Did Dave try something like that with HAL? It's been a while. No, those "brain" modules had to be slowly extracted, one by one.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby FIGJAM » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:35 pm

Yeah, but I thought Ludites LIKED older technology. :D
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:37 pm

Elliot wrote:
ygmir wrote:... it calls me "Dave"......I'm out!!

With your professional skills, I imagine you could easily make one of those big black monoliths?


as it happens, I have some big black monoliths........

yeah FJ.......but he may not let me at them......
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Box Burner » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:45 pm

Round of drinks for all...

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:58 pm

takes a drink and raises it to BB:

good for you, Pal..........moving forward, and all........

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Box Burner » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:04 pm

Well Hopefully so. But it is good. Got some fixin' up to do before winter sets in.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elliot » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:15 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Yeah, but I thought Ludites LIKED older technology. :D

Come to think of it, were there not Stone Age people at the beginning of the film? Or maybe that was a different sci-fi film. It's all good. :D
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elorrum » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:16 pm

ygmir, that chicken answers the question of "what is the color when black is burned?" You are lucky that was an outside event... when it's on the stove in the house, the smoke alarm alerts you that your computer fix is taking too fucking long, same results though as far as dinner goes. o.k. that's a story for another time.

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby MyDearFriend » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:22 am

Good morning all!!!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Bob » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:02 am

It takes a tough man to make a chicken tinder.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:21 am

*wanders in, fills NEKKID* thanks MDF.......hahaha yeah, I dug down through the charcoal, to some pretty tasty meat in that lump of fowl coal.

dang, missed Elorrum.......but yeah, that chicken was black.......but I did remember (had learned but forgotten) a rule of open fire BBQ slow cooking/baking: keep the food a long way from the flame..........seems simple enough but I sure did forget.

haha Bob.....it truly is chicken tinder, pure carbon on the outside, but moist, pink and meaty on the inside, (shakes head, dang mind, so at least made one good meal.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elorrum » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:52 am

Morning. Thanks for the cup of coffee, MDF. I like it on the cool side since I got a late (look at alarm clock and see work starts in two minutes) start this morning. Seriously, everyone tries to throw out my cold coffee: "I'm drinking that!"

Ygmir, it was a revelation to me when I had grown, that bbq chicken was not exactly like that. My poor Dad tried the "fuck it up, and they won't ask again" approach to barbeque for years, and we still had him cook for us. Wings were total charcoal.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:56 am

He Elorrum!! thanks for the anecdote...I feel better.

are you going to S.F. decom? Magic Marty is trying to get an impromptu eplaya meet up there, might be fun?
Looneytune and I will be going, I have a meeting there, for debriefing, at noon.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby illy dilly » Wed Sep 26, 2012 7:57 am

Morning Gang!

Elorrum wrote:Morning. Thanks for the cup of coffee, MDF. I like it on the cool side since I got a late (look at alarm clock and see work starts in two minutes) start this morning. Seriously, everyone tries to throw out my cold coffee: "I'm drinking that!"

I Completely agree!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby magicmarty » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:09 am

Morning Gang!!! Thx for the coffee, MDF, which I like really hot. Also I am the local king of the BBQ and like my chicken a bit charred. Get no complaints and loads of kudos.

YG, Thanks for the plug for the E Playans MnG at the SF Decomp. 3PM under the big tree in the center of the park. I'll "keep the light on" for you and also a sign saying something original like "E Playa Meet & Greet"!

Something to look forward to, seeing YG and Looneytune. Good buddies!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:10 am

illy dilly wrote:Morning Gang!

Elorrum wrote:Morning. Thanks for the cup of coffee, MDF. I like it on the cool side since I got a late (look at alarm clock and see work starts in two minutes) start this morning. Seriously, everyone tries to throw out my cold coffee: "I'm drinking that!"

I Completely agree!
Nothing starts the morning off wrong than scolding your tongue!
I get weird looks at gas stations when I grab a coffee cup, walk to the ice machine fill it a bit, then go get my coffee.


really Illy? the coffee? I'd say they're jealous of your booty shorts.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:32 am

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everyday we hustlin'...


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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Patsh » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:49 am

Elorrum wrote: My poor Dad tried the "fuck it up, and they won't ask again" approach to barbeque for years, and we still had him cook for us. Wings were total charcoal.


This is known as 'Strategic Incompetence'. :wink:
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby nilasnake » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:56 am

yggy, i like that you dumped barbque sauce on, afterward, to brighten up the black bird.

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:59 am

nilasnake wrote:yggy, i like that you dumped barbque sauce on, afterward, to brighten up the black bird.


it just seemed more festive that way.........
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby graidawg » Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:04 am

Elorrum wrote:Morning. Thanks for the cup of coffee, MDF. I like it on the cool side since I got a late (look at alarm clock and see work starts in two minutes) start this morning. Seriously, everyone tries to throw out my cold coffee: "I'm drinking that!"



seconded and duly noted. NEVER THROW MY COFFEE AWAY EVEN IF IT HAS MOLD ON TOP
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:03 am

You need readin' glasses, Ygmir. The recipe said "until tender" NOT "tinder".

Oh well.

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Postby ygmir » Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:52 am

*wanders in, starts ECM*

haha you may be right, Dougly!! I know the mistake.......this new BBQ I made is more effecient with heat and fire........and for the same fuel, I need to move the chicken much further away.........well lesson learned, and guts sparkly clean from all the carbon!!

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