Twas the night before Xmas, and all through the house..
The whole freaking family was drunk as a louse..
The boy to bed, had a long time gone..
He's up there now floging his dong..
Ma home from the whore house..
Me out of jail..
Had just settled down for a good piece of tale..
something something..
I jump out of bed..
To see what's a matter and tripped on my stash..
I run to the window and fell on my ass..
something something
A rusty old sledge and eight mangy rain deer..
something..
A shaky old prick..
I knew in a moment it had to be saint nic
Please fill in the rest of the story
T was the night before christmas
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unjonharley
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MyDearFriend
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Re: T was the night before christmas
sorry unjon I am already drunk
"BTW I'm not your wife so don't lie to me." -Ratty
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Re: T was the night before christmas
MyDearFriend wrote:sorry unjon I am already drunk
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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MyDearFriend
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Re: T was the night before christmas
More rapid than bullets his money shots came,
And he groand and he shouted, and called them by name
And he groand and he shouted, and called them by name
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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Re: T was the night before christmas
"On Dasher! On Crasher! On Smasher! On Smitten!
On Chunky! On Flunky! On Hunky! On Bugger and Kitten!"
On Chunky! On Flunky! On Hunky! On Bugger and Kitten!"
When he lights his streetlamp, it is as if he brought one more star to life, or one flower.
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry