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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by gaminwench » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:25 am

Oh, please, could Simon's friends come out to play? There's a new gang in the schooooolyaaard ...
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:42 am

come out and play

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Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:49 am

READ THE FUCKING STICKY! You deserve Nothing, NOTHING!!!!!!!!

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Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:54 am

But Doc, they have ROPES!

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Post by Jovankat » Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:38 pm

Yep. Super duper ready.

If you're so grown up and adult how come you're being so childish with the name calling?

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Post by GreyCoyote » Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:54 pm

I can tell how worried about karma you are by the threats you make.

Steel toe boots? Impressively badass, Junior. Makes you stick-out like a sore thumb for easy recognition.

I'm bringing my tutu and a feather duster. Fear me.
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Post by Savannah » Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:47 pm

Tons of trolls today, folks . . . :lol:

If you're going to get all excitable over it, make sure you're having fun (because they sure are).

If you're not having fun, or see something that violates the terms of service, feel free to flag and walk away.
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Post by ygmir » Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:05 pm

Savannah wrote:Tons of trolls today, folks . . . :lol:

If you're going to get all excitable over it, make sure you're having fun (because they sure are).

If you're not having fun, or see something that violates the terms of service, feel free to flag and walk away.
I was pretty proud of my sensitive and helpful "all karma" response.......
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:48 pm

Sorry mods. Sometimes I just can't stand these jackknobs who serve only as a good example of why abortion is legal.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:49 pm

Are you actually that stupid?
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Post by tamarakay » Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:07 pm

Never fear, isotopia is here
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Post by Doctor VonBacon » Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:20 pm

I have decided to offend everybody this year.

Look for me on the playa. I'll be the guy wearing the Nazi uniform with the Native American headdress while shirtcocking while I I do my amateur DJ set.

Maybe afterwards I'll ask you if Burning Man is something that Jesus would do.

Yep, that should just about cover everyone.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:06 pm

Do you really get to title yourself a "healer" because you give free hippie psycho-wacko energy healing sessions?
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Post by Savannah » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:12 pm

Doctor VonBacon wrote:I have decided to offend everybody this year.

Look for me on the playa. I'll be the guy wearing the Nazi uniform with the Native American headdress while shirtcocking while I I do my amateur DJ set.

Maybe afterwards I'll ask you if Burning Man is something that Jesus would do.

Yep, that should just about cover everyone.
A nazi uniform kinda suffers without the hat. :lol:
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Post by Lonesomebri » Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:17 pm

Looking for a camp, art car, any gathering of 2 or more, where I can gift you my garish moron inspired fashion sense, assault your ears with electric mind-numbing dissonance, drink your booze, eat your food and fuck your chicks/hunks while seriously believing that my interest in this is to selflessly contribute to your experience. My style leans towards wearing sunglasses at night, pumping one fist in the air like I just don't care, and the always favorite, tilting my head slightly with a couple fingers gently touching the lower ear, as if listening for signs of life. I prefer a stage at least 6 feet over the heads of the peons my equipment performs for. Holla at yo boy.
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Post by Doctor VonBacon » Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:59 pm

Savannah wrote:
A nazi uniform kinda suffers without the hat. :lol:
True enough. You can hate them for their crimes against humanity, but you have to give them credit for their fashion sense.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to sewing my crotchless riding britches, so I can shirt-cock in evil style.
I like eggs.

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Post by tamarakay » Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:08 pm

party pooper
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Post by Elorrum » Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:46 pm

Doctor VonBacon wrote:
Savannah wrote:
A nazi uniform kinda suffers without the hat. :lol:
True enough. You can hate them for their crimes against humanity, but you have to give them credit for their fashion sense.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to sewing my crotchless riding britches, so I can shirt-cock in evil style.
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Post by Lonesomebri » Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:44 pm

The punchline humor was the topic, hunted moderately into extinction.
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Post by chuckularone » Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:44 am

Here; Let me just hijack your ticket beg with my ticket beg...
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Post by tatonka » Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:55 am

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Of things we've done
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:52 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:Do you really get to title yourself a "healer" because you give free hippie psycho-wacko energy healing sessions?
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They could be trying to get around the dog ban by referring to breed--and not spelling well...

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Post by pink » Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:08 pm

Wow, transformative, magical, another magical and love & light. All in one beg. Can we add a nameste for the win?
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Post by Sic Pup » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:11 pm

You're right... like a fucking hole in the head....and I've a hunch you could use a little humility as well.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:10 am

i think we NEED to see some tits, first.
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Post by Jovankat » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:08 am

I think you and I have different ideas of what ''lol"stands for. At least I really hope we do.

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Post by FIGJAM » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:18 pm

You just had to go and mention the super secret tickets dincha!!!
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Post by Canoe » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:27 am

Jovankat wrote:I think you and I have different ideas of what ''lol"stands for. At least I really hope we do.
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Post by Bless » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:23 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i think we NEED to see some tits, first.
I'm tempted to write this on every tickets wanted post.
FUCK YOU, I'M A WIZARD. FUCK YOU, I'M A SHARK.

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Post by Canoe » Sat Aug 22, 2015 6:29 pm

'we're flying in to Burning Man from overseas without BM tickets. I want to go so bad that when it looked like I couldn't get entry to the U.S., I was planing on sneak hiking in from Canada or Mexico (they'd never find me). If you have tickets for sale, you can Skype _____ or facebook ____...'
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