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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Post by lucky420 » Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:47 am

or since you can afford it why not put the main sale ones up instead? or discount those 900 ones a bit?
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by some seeing eye » Sat Apr 08, 2017 2:07 pm

Maybe post that on the members-only concierge-class ePlaya? >$10M net worth and a tax deductible donation-indulgence for admission.
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Post by Aurelia » Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:01 pm

:mrgreen:
Perfect!
And what shall we do too and sure maximum exposure to all of us

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Post by Joeln » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:34 pm

Read the dates ftw
Collapse first and avoid the rush

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Tue Apr 18, 2017 5:24 am

Burner Express... making possible the future of BRC, more spectators, less art!
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Post by JayBobBoy » Tue Apr 18, 2017 6:44 am

Someone asked about when the man burns! It's been 12 hours and not one snarky response! Not even a respectable "You should do some research here before asking stupid questions?" type of reply.

Are you people losing your touch? Too easy a target? Or did you just feel pity on someone so helpless?
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Post by BBadger » Wed Apr 19, 2017 11:09 pm

Some part of me wants to see this post end up being 20-pages long, full of hopeful replies by people informing the eternally single-post OP that a PM has been sent.
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Post by Ratty » Fri Apr 21, 2017 8:50 am

Bipolar at all? You're nice, you're critical, you're one of us. I'll be at your place on Tuesday to have a beer. And it better be cold!


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Post by TT120 » Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:44 am

Looks like the pre-sale insurance policy works.
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Post by lucky420 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:08 pm

Wow it's great you can still get a hard on
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by Ratty » Sat Apr 29, 2017 11:46 pm

I hope you realize how crowded that giant clown car will be.
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Post by BBadger » Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:40 am

A VJ huh? Is that like a DJ? I'm sure that'll be a welcome addition.
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Mon May 01, 2017 10:15 am

All you people "looking for a camp to join" are really just after having someone else do the heavy lifting.
If you really were self sufficient and so willing to work and help, you wouldn't need showers and meals provided for your lazy unprepared freeloading asses.
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Post by Lonesomebri » Mon May 01, 2017 11:17 am

Asshole just started commenting to get in the meet n greet. Oh, wait, that's me
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Post by gaminwench » Mon May 01, 2017 10:44 pm

"... and yelp works in Reno"

end burn.
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Post by TT120 » Wed May 03, 2017 11:46 am

Oh jeeeze, here we go. Do you also need a vegan mealplan, black water disposal service, and private access to an art car as well?
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Wed May 03, 2017 10:27 pm

Kills me I can't tell these camp-seekers to get the fuck off the playa and go to mother fucking Disneyland where they belong.
"Hi, I want to join a camp that provides... "

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Post by some seeing eye » Wed May 03, 2017 10:46 pm

You are not entitled to first world services here. No running water and flowing sewer. BRC is not a first world city. It's a forward operating base for artists in the wilderness.
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Post by maladroit » Thu May 04, 2017 10:00 am

The unspoken "No big deal, but would also be cool if you're a smokin' hot 21 year old female who is ok with accepting free cuddles if you crash with me."

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Post by lionsburg » Thu May 04, 2017 12:20 pm

Previously on The Real Housewives of Black Rock City . . . .

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Post by AntiM » Fri May 05, 2017 8:27 am

40, that's optimistic.

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Post by Savannah » Fri May 05, 2017 9:34 am

lionsburg wrote:Previously on The Real Housewives of Black Rock City . . . .
I'm inspired! . . . My new camp name will be The Fake Housewives of Black Rock City. True to form, we will wear sequins at 9am, be sozzled on champagne by 10am, perform our wifely duties poorly, and the drama may or may not be real, depending on whether someone's been hitting the pickles a little too hard.

THOSE HAVE TO LAST THE WEEK.
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri May 05, 2017 9:37 am

Savannah wrote: be sozzled on champagne by 10am.
Note to self: Be ready to hang out with Savannah by around 10:15 a.m.

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Post by some seeing eye » Sat May 06, 2017 7:23 am

The Department of Be Prepared and Do It Right used this form to post cases of doing it wrong.
burning man building department.jpg
So be prepared and do it right.
I'm imagining a "forgot to bring" self-reliance section to be added.
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Post by FIGJAM » Sat May 06, 2017 7:52 am

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Post by A-RockLeFrench » Sun May 07, 2017 9:20 am

Oh shit. That's way easier than everyone else makes it out to be.

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Post by Ratty » Mon May 08, 2017 12:02 am

You want it to be easy. Some other 'worthless waste of skin' will give great advice on how to burn clean and painless. It makes me want to scream at you. "STAY HOME. DON'T COME. THIS ISN'T THE EVENT FOR YOU. YOU'RE TRYING TO RUN TOUGH MUDDER AND NOT GET DIRTY." Isn't the point to make it on your own?
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Post by antio » Tue May 09, 2017 3:33 am

If you expect people to help with the ticket you 'need', at least have the decency to say 'please' and 'thanks' when you post for the first (and only) time. It's not like others were born to serve you...

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Post by DoctorIknow » Tue May 09, 2017 7:43 pm

antio wrote: It's not like others were born to serve you...
THAT statement should be one one of those signs that few read (because they are not driving the speed limit and some editions of that signage are incomprehensible poetry) on the entry road.

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