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lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:38 pm

snicker snicker

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:19 am

10 bucks says they're divorced by the time they get back to Reno.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:26 am

Two words: flash mob.

Or is that "drone strike"?

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:43 am

Did I miss the note that said, "RSVP on eplaya if you plan to attend Burning Man?"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:21 pm

I think there was a big message that said "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeft Us", too.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:23 pm

we measure in sparkle ponies

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:26 pm

Seems like someone who identifies themselves as BM IT Ops might know better than to cross post 4 times.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:51 pm

Exactly what I was thinking...
What's really creepy, is that there are actually 6 posts she's make, but her post count is 3...

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:55 pm

WANTED: SOMEONE TO FILL OUT PAPERWORK.

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:10 pm

Thanks so much for how politely you said that everyone in California is rude, Dick.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:55 pm

yes, evidently, california is Oregon's New Jersey...

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:34 pm

uh oh, I'm feeling my natal state's attitude coming on. Sign up just to say people from California are rude? oh no no wait... the rudest on the planet? unbelievable. Have a blessed enema.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:03 pm

What gets me is that there were several actually polite responses. Get a life...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:59 am

I don't care how long you've had that around your wrist, hippie, and Burningman doesn't have wristbands*, asshole.

*Except for early entry. If you don't know that burningman doesn't have wristbands, then you aren't going to get early entry, twit.

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:47 pm

How many women it has touched? **shudder** - he needs to dunk his arm in a vat of penicillin.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:58 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:25 pm

if i told you i have been wearing the same thong for two years straight because that was the last time i got laid would you think it was pathetic, sad or german?

the correct answer is german.

BoyScoutGirl · Post by **BoyScoutGirl** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:46 pm

"God the burner community* helps those who help themselves."

*such as it is.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:16 am

i wonder if it's necessary to fold a ticket before shoving it up ones ass or whether it will go up there uncreased.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:50 am

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:i wonder if it's necessary to fold a ticket before shoving it up ones ass or whether it will go up there uncreased.

rolled, it can be used for velching..........

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:27 pm

dude, read the back of the fucking ticket..... "NO DJ'S"

all current DJs have been grandfathered in, and no more are allowed, so i guess you are shit out of luck.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed May 01, 2013 12:39 pm

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Wed May 01, 2013 12:52 pm

fuck yer project.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Wed May 01, 2013 1:51 pm

the rulez ... all the rulez. ur not following the rulez, lol.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Wed May 01, 2013 1:57 pm

IS THAT ART REGISTERED, KID ? AND INSPECTED, KID ? wheres your laminate? did you talk to FAST?! ..hold on, im gonna have to get on the radio here *pretentious radio babble*

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed May 01, 2013 2:12 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:dude, read the back of the fucking ticket..... "NO DJ'S"

all current DJs have been grandfathered in, and no more are allowed, so i guess you are shit out of luck.

But, But, what if at 3:30 am I discover for the first time that I AM A DJ! AND I'm gods gift to your ears? Then will I be grandfathered in for next year? Will the Playa Police come instantly remove me from the decks I'm totally tearing up and soothing your tired ears with?

171/348 · Post by **171/348** » Wed May 01, 2013 2:23 pm

The playa police, they live inside of my head.
The playa police, they come to me in my bed.
The playa police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no.

Thanks for that.

Post by **Savannah** » Wed May 01, 2013 3:02 pm

illy dilly wrote:
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:dude, read the back of the fucking ticket..... "NO DJ'S"

all current DJs have been grandfathered in, and no more are allowed, so i guess you are shit out of luck.
But, But, what if at 3:30 am I discover for the first time that I AM A DJ! AND I'm gods gift to your ears? Then will I be grandfathered in for next year? Will the Playa Police come instantly remove me from the decks I'm totally tearing up and soothing your tired ears with?

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu May 02, 2013 8:17 am

Dude get a life.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Thu May 02, 2013 9:04 am

THIS IS MY LIFE.

NOT EVERYONE CAN BURN FOR JUST 1 WEEK A YEAR.. SOME OF US HAVE TO DO IT YEAR ROUND.

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