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Post by Drawingablank » Fri Sep 16, 2016 3:17 pm

What's Google?
Savannah: I don't know what it is, but no thread here escapes alive. You'll get 1 or 2 real answers at minimum, occasionally 10 or 12, and then we flog it until it's unrecognizable and you can't get your deposit back.

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Post by lucky420 » Sat Sep 24, 2016 10:12 am

I might need popcorn...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by BBadger » Wed Oct 19, 2016 9:08 pm

"No expectations" is for the event itself, not low (no) expectations for yourself.
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Post by BBadger » Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:31 am

I'll tell you about my "spiritual transformation" at Burning Man. I was on the wrong path of holding myself back my first Burning Man. Holding back my shit that is. I sat on that cigar for about two days.

While pissin' at one of the dirty, no-toilet paper, banks of portapotties in the mid-playa came a moment of epiphany: I knew that my pants would transcend into a big-mess-out-the-ass if I fully let myself go piss. I couldn't truly release myself because of what I was holding back. Taking this new knowledge to heart, I interrupted the stream like a belch interrupts a stream of consciousness and was fortunate enough to amble my way back to the safety of one of the inner-city houses of deep thought and door-graffiti reading. There, lit only by headlamp, I released my spiritual awakening on the port-o-throne.

The door slammed behind me as I left that sanctuary, relieved, content, and a few pounds lighter. I came to understand one of the fundamental precepts of the universe: that you shouldn't hold your shit for a couple days at the burn thinking that you'll be able to avoid it somehow. Shitting, like change, is inevitable. It is a transformation from comfort to discomfort. It is a process of "letting go." It's best learned early, preferably after the toilets have been cleaned in the morning when it isn't quite hot yet.
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Post by Molotov » Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:54 am

"You must let it go"

Profound words to live by....

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Post by Savannah » Tue Nov 01, 2016 2:33 pm

BBadger wrote:I'll tell you about my "spiritual transformation" at Burning Man. I was on the wrong path of holding myself back my first Burning Man. Holding back my shit that is. I sat on that cigar for about two days.

While pissin' at one of the dirty, no-toilet paper, banks of portapotties in the mid-playa came a moment of epiphany: I knew that my pants would transcend into a big-mess-out-the-ass if I fully let myself go piss. I couldn't truly release myself because of what I was holding back. Taking this new knowledge to heart, I interrupted the stream like a belch interrupts a stream of consciousness and was fortunate enough to amble my way back to the safety of one of the inner-city houses of deep thought and door-graffiti reading. There, lit only by headlamp, I released my spiritual awakening on the port-o-throne.

The door slammed behind me as I left that sanctuary, relieved, content, and a few pounds lighter. I came to understand one of the fundamental precepts of the universe: that you shouldn't hold your shit for a couple days at the burn thinking that you'll be able to avoid it somehow. Shitting, like change, is inevitable. It is a transformation from comfort to discomfort. It is a process of "letting go." It's best learned early, preferably after the toilets have been cleaned in the morning when it isn't quite hot yet.
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Post by Aurelia » Tue Nov 01, 2016 3:42 pm

:mrgreen:
Savannah perfect response

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Post by Ratty » Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:08 am

Oh for crying out loud. Male enhancement peddlers. Do they think that just mentioning 'Black' in the ad should make men want it and women crave it. Will the black guy with the tiny wee wee that I dated in high school please raise his hand. Normally I wouldn't post my rant so transparently on page 2 but I don't think bots can read.
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Post by lucky420 » Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:43 am

Ugh...I knew I shouldn't have looked at that thread.

Fuck off
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Post by forty_eight » Thu Nov 10, 2016 12:28 pm

BBadger wrote:"No expectations" is for the event itself, not low (no) expectations for yourself.
when you have expectations that reality can't fulfill - on or off teh playa - you're setting yourself up for disappointment

it's true, sorry

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Post by mgb327 » Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:16 am

Looks like somebody found a particularly bad bag of shrooms.
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Post by Elliot » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:46 am

Me and my friends are uneducated buffoons who will apply "Radical Inclusiveness" to drag down the average literacy level of the Burning Man event.
Hopefully, my friends and I will score those tickets instead.



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Post by Dr. Pyro » Thu Nov 17, 2016 11:35 am

Elliot wrote:Me and my friends are uneducated buffoons who will apply "Radical Inclusiveness" to drag down the average literacy level of the Burning Man event.
Hopefully, my friends and I will score those tickets instead.



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You know Elliot, when you stop to think for a moment just how stupid the average burner is, it's a sobering thought indeed that 50% of them are even more stupid than that.

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Post by Elliot » Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:24 pm

You know Doc, that applies to the entire human population of the planet.
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Post by lucky420 » Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:20 am

haha you okay bro? Your panties get anymore bunched up you're gong to be puking up boxers.
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by lucky420 » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:42 am

hahahaha fuck off. No seriously fuck the fuck off. Fuck off harder than you've ever fucked off before.
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by FIGJAM » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:28 pm

Change your mind before your mind changes you......................or your face will freeze like that!!!
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Post by June Cleaver » Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:10 pm

lucky420 wrote:hahahaha fuck off. No seriously fuck the fuck off. Fuck off harder than you've ever fucked off before.

I love this!! I may use it in the near future. Was following that burning man, fb bs, and i just got more pissed than I've ever been about a post.
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Post by Patsh » Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:32 pm

June Cleaver wrote:
lucky420 wrote:hahahaha fuck off. No seriously fuck the fuck off. Fuck off harder than you've ever fucked off before.

I love this!! I may use it in the near future. Was following that burning man, fb bs, and i just got more pissed than I've ever been about a post.

Alrighty then.... off I fuck!

(I'm unaware of the fb bs, and am pretty sure it was not I who pissed you or Lucky off, but I like the expression, so thought it belonged here.)
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Post by lucky420 » Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:47 am

It feels good huh?
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by Aurelia » Wed Dec 07, 2016 8:30 am

Man I love you guys I'm so glad I met you all and can see June Cleaver darling one talking dirty! :mrgreen:

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Post by Traveller in Time » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:33 am

"OffTopic"
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even online I can't really %$^$&%^
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Post by June Cleaver » Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:33 pm

Aurelia wrote:Man I love you guys I'm so glad I met you all and can see June Cleaver darling one talking dirty! :mrgreen:
Thank you! I shall prepare dilligently for the dirty talk. I shall be a stealth dirty talker come August.

No Patsch neither you nor Lucky have ever, pissed me off...
But I'm gonna Fuck off like a fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck. Just watch me ♡ fuck
It's your thing, do what you wanna do. I'm pleading The Fifth.

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Post by ygmir » Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:25 pm

June Cleaver wrote:
Aurelia wrote:Man I love you guys I'm so glad I met you all and can see June Cleaver darling one talking dirty! :mrgreen:
Thank you! I shall prepare dilligently for the dirty talk. I shall be a stealth dirty talker come August.

No Patsch neither you nor Lucky have ever, pissed me off...
But I'm gonna Fuck off like a fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck. Just watch me ♡ fuck
this appeals to my senses.
I'd like to subscribe to your news letter.
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Post by June Cleaver » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:52 pm

ygmir wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
Aurelia wrote:Man I love you guys I'm so glad I met you all and can see June Cleaver darling one talking dirty! :mrgreen:
Thank you! I shall prepare dilligently for the dirty talk. I shall be a stealth dirty talker come August.

No Patsch neither you nor Lucky have ever, pissed me off...
But I'm gonna Fuck off like a fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck. Just watch me ♡ fuck
this appeals to my senses.
I'd like to subscribe to your news letter.
oh damn, no newsletter! sorry.
Do ism, you do it.
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Post by Ratty » Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:46 am

Ha, ha. Still in character I see. If we have our own personal theme yours should be Angst Over Nothing. Carry on. More cowbell drama!
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Post by lucky420 » Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:12 pm

oh snippety snap!
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by gaminwench » Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:45 am

Where do these spam translators come from?

Humorous gibberish, I say.
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