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Post by Captain Goddammit » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:13 am

Lots of incorrect advice being given out by people who haven’t even done what they’re talking about...
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Post by Lonesomebri » Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:10 am

Intrigued Cap't, how many btu's are we blowing?

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Post by Ratty » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:36 pm

Look guys. Another A-hole tickeling himself. What a maroon.
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Post by some seeing eye » Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:22 pm

Millennial / post millennial virgin burner: "Hey I have this idea, what do you think.'

Experienced burner: "I don't think that will work."

Millennial / post millennial virgin burner: "I expected you would tell me I'm a genius. Want to fight?"
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Post by FIGJAM » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:19 am

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Post by Captain Goddammit » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:57 am

Oh. My. Gawd.
A free ticket beggar!! I don’t think that’s been seen since maybe a year after the sellout, maybe about five years!
This is almost nostalgic!
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Post by burner von braun » Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:05 am

For a moment there, I almost thought I heard the faint sound of laughing coming from deep in the forest...

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Post by Lonesomebri » Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:38 pm

I'm sure that after paying the kind internet stranger, and arriving at Gate, they will quickly find out where BRD is firmly located.
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Post by Canoe » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:16 pm

eplaya: we'll google that for you
'cause you're self-reliant
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Post by lucky420 » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:06 am

Omg, omg omg wait til Capt G gets a load of that post. Someone make some popcorn...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by Ratty » Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:10 am

OMG is RIGHT. If you've been around as long as you say, WTF? You're not just doin it wrong. You're not even close.
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Post by Lonesomebri » Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:03 pm

Sometimes late at night I might get a little buzz on and type up something then sent out via internet, waking in the morning to question the wisdom of my message. But never have I woke up after inviting 70,000 people to brunch.
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Post by Canoe » Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:40 pm

Lonesomebri wrote:
Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:03 pm
Sometimes late at night I might get a little buzz on and type up something then sent out via internet, waking in the morning to question the wisdom of my message. But never have I woke up after inviting 70,000 people to brunch.
LOL
(and keep chuckling)
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:31 pm

Well NOW it sounds pretty nice.
But I’m still wary... this is the risk of camping with total strangers vs. camping with your friends or on your own.
It sure suddenly sounds nice...
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Post by Canoe » Mon Jul 30, 2018 7:11 pm

Playa Habitualization
Results in hoping for a ______ thread/post to draw out a comment from Captain G. or Captain F..
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Post by A-RockLeFrench » Tue Jul 31, 2018 10:52 am

..I'm a little embarrassed that I lashed out. Maybe not the most mature response..


But I still mean everything I said.

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Post by Ratty » Wed Aug 01, 2018 8:32 am

AAaagggggh. I want to reply but I can't because it makes it harder for the Mods to DELETE THIS BS.
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Post by AntiM » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:44 am

I love you Ratty. Thank you for making way for the lightning bolts.

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Post by FIGJAM » Wed Aug 01, 2018 7:48 pm

August fools day???
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Post by ygmir » Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:38 am

that thread is so snark worthy, I just couldn't take the low hanging fruit.....I sure hope someone better at it than I does, though...
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Post by Ratty » Thu Aug 02, 2018 8:40 am

Put your tiny cajones back in your thong. When you reach the 'fry' stage, we'll listen to you.
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Post by Traveller in Time » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:46 am

Sure it is only one (1) (a single) ticket you're after?
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Post by Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:59 pm

If they qualified for low income, how could they afford a girlfriend?
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Aug 02, 2018 7:16 pm

Depends what she looks like...

So, it’s August and NOW you’re figuring out how you’ll fuel a large camp? See this is why I handle all my own stuff. Good luck, campers...
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Post by Lonesomebri » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:32 pm

...and why dont they widen the road from Reno to BRC ?
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Post by Ratty » Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:26 pm

Gee. Why didn't we think of that now STFU.
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Post by AntiM » Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:29 pm



Their elk.

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Post by some seeing eye » Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:47 pm

Maybe you should go to the event before telling everyone how to redesign it? Maybe for a few years of going.
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Post by Ratty » Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:36 pm

Sometimes eplaya makes my head spin. What! Can you at least give us a clue?
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Post by Dr. Pyro » Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:25 pm

Ratty wrote:
Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:36 pm

Can you at least give us a clue?
Um, it's bigger than a bread box.

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