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Re: PAGE TWO

Post by Ratty » Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:32 pm

What a Douche move. Food, bikes air conditioning all included. For just a fat wad of bills you too can pretend to be a 'Burner'.
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Re: PAGE TWO

Post by Jackass » Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:48 pm

Inclusion doesn't come cheap these days.
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Post by Jackass » Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:53 pm

What I'm really saying is that in order to make $2500 towing in some burner dude's trailer, I need to get it there before gate opens, which means I need an early entry pass, which I'll trade you for some work I'll promise to do, but won't be able to because I'll be sleeping because I bit off more than I can chew and I've been driving for three days straight and this climate is really kicking my ass and I'm all dried out...

GTFOH with this fake crap.
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Post by Ratty » Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:15 pm

AND, don't you dare post any negs on this thread. It's mine and I'll make the rules.
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Re: PAGE TWO

Post by BBadger » Mon Aug 06, 2018 4:18 pm

Requesting a VP in some ticket thread from the previous year is probably the dumbest thing you can do.
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Post by Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:30 pm

If you include "healing" in reference to you or your camp, somebody there better know CPR or hand out bandaids. Rubbing bowls and sporting dreads ain't mending anything.

And save it for your second year of recruiting $50,000 worth of true Burners to explain pnp culture.
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Post by Jackass » Thu Aug 09, 2018 1:42 pm

Come on dude, some crystals all laid out, fresh worldly minimalist ambient beats, that hip will be good as new in no time...
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...

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Post by some seeing eye » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:07 pm

What an experience it must be to be a doe-eyed virgin unaware of the normalcy of corruption the old timers rue.

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Post by Sham » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:19 pm

Good gravy! :roll:

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Post by Token » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:07 pm

Every now and again someone steps into ...

Image

...Sparr

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Re: PAGE TWO

Post by Ratty » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:47 am

If anyone's going to the snackbar can you get me some popcorn and coffee w/cream and sugar.
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Post by lucky420 » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:50 am

Hey dude, no pressure to being an asshat. You’re already there
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by Token » Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:54 am

lucky420 wrote:
Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:50 am
Hey dude, no pressure to being an asshat. You’re already there
Thank You!

... oh wait, was that for me?

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Post by lucky420 » Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:06 pm

Lol no you’re golden ^^
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by Ratty » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:41 pm

How far you say? Hope it's not too hot.
This is the winner for the month of August. Worst than any of the other outrageous ideas. It sounds so innocent until you really think about it.

I want to do it.
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Post by BBadger » Wed Aug 15, 2018 3:33 am

If you can't figure out how to use a fucking tarp this may not be the event for you.
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Re: PAGE TWO

Post by Ratty » Fri Aug 17, 2018 3:07 pm

What do you call it when it's the opposite of 'passive aggressive'? If you are trying to get something by being pathetic. I'm appalled.
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Post by Token » Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:05 pm

Fuck me, I gone done shit the wrong way for a decade!

Posts like that make me think we need to fire the board, get new leadership or just let the fucking thing end.

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Post by motskyroonmatick » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:06 am

...... Mosey on over to the older section of My mind begins to hum or a similar thread AND STAY THERE!!! It's where you belong.
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Re: PAGE TWO

Post by Captain Goddammit » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:28 am

There’s always been the occasional 2nd year know-it-all, but this time we have a never-been-there know it all! (That definitely doesn’t know any of it)
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."

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Post by Token » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:43 am

What it says:

“Room for passengers in our fabulous fun comfy RV driving in from wherever USA. Totally Aweaome. Split gas costs”

What it means:

“I have a 4mpg at best big ass gas guzzling RV and I’m trolling for the smell of desperation of some fools that will pay for the gas and my luxury”.

Or maybe not. Maybe it’s all altruistic.

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Post by Canoe » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:56 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:28 am
There’s always been the occasional 2nd year know-it-all, but this time we have a never-been-there know it all! (That definitely doesn’t know any of it)
And they sound so cute after a walk-in-the-park year!

We need a poll feature. Then we can vote on someone's new screen-name, like "Off-my-meds-again".
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Re: PAGE TWO

Post by Captain Goddammit » Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:42 pm

This absolute yahoo moron has gotten way past even being funny.
If we all ignore him he’ll get bored and go away, because he’s never even gonna go to BM anyway.
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."

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Post by Traveller in Time » Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:52 pm

Sorry
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Post by Guard Dawg » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:22 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:42 pm
This absolute yahoo moron has gotten way past even being funny.
If we all ignore him he’ll get bored and go away, because he’s never even gonna go to BM anyway.
Thank you for the welcoming words and encouragement. Gosh, all I feel is hate and discontent.

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Post by Eric » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:13 pm

Pull back with the personal attacks - if you don't want to see someones posts, plonk 'em. This is a doacracy, you wouldn't stand next to someone whos company you don't enjoy at a cocktail party, why would you here?

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Post by Guard Dawg » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:19 pm

Eric wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:13 pm
Pull back with the personal attacks - if you don't want to see someones posts, plonk 'em. This is a doacracy, you wouldn't stand next to someone whos company you don't enjoy at a cocktail party, why would you here?

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Yes sir. Please note Asswipe was intended to be affectionately construed and done without malice.

The target called me a moron to which
I take no offense or harbor any resentment. Just locker room banter as far as I am concerned.

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Post by BBadger » Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:19 am

Whoa whoa whoa! Spoiler alert dude! The format of PAGE TWO is that we're not supposed to know whom the post refers to, especially yourself!
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Post by Traveller in Time » Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:20 am

Some one else started the naming
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Re: PAGE TWO

Post by Guard Dawg » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:02 am

It's my fault, please forgive my transgressions.
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