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[FIGJAM]

That makes 357!

[lemur]

really? 5 times? (and counting)

[strange love]

Bring your own drum and bass, yo.

[Sic Pup]

1st post - someone make a birthday party for a friend
2nd post - someone cook burgers for a friend.

Some friend.

[theCryptofishist]

I am not beautiful, I am not shiny.

Nor am I dumb enough to wait to get the ticket at the last minute, while getting the film permit before hand.

[lemur]

2nd time burn experts.

somewhat endearing for virgin burner experts to spew stuff

less so for people whove been once.


odd thing, that.

[9ah]

Be careful with that bridge, I doubt you have the ability to rebuild it later.

[lemur]

dont worry, its not you

[9ah]

No... that wasn't for you either, Lemur... Rather a noob.

Meerkats like Lemurs! http://www.buzzfeed.com/hermitina/how-to-tell-the-difference-between-a-lemur-and-a-m-78d6

[DrewDubious]

2nd time burn experts.

somewhat endearing for virgin burner experts to spew stuff

less so for people whove been once.


odd thing, that.

I kinda had the same thought. Hope I haven't myself though! Far be it from me to judge

[forty_eight]

You're going to have limited access through labor day?

Why not just come out and say you're flaking off and going to Burning Man?!!?



lol

[Savannah]

You're going to have limited access through labor day?

Why not just come out and say you're flaking off and going to Burning Man?!!?



lol

Because we don't want to brag. Also? Trilo says to hell with all of you, he's going to Atlantic City . . .

Don't think I won't moderate you from the train, 48_Love! Because I will!

Stop struggling and hold still.

[forty_eight]

:p

feeling giddy ... can't. sit. still.

[BoyScoutGirl]

2nd time burn experts.

somewhat endearing for virgin burner experts to spew stuff

less so for people whove been once.


odd thing, that.

In self-defense, I'd like the record to state that, in my mind, I'm just trying to help. Sometimes my enthusiasm gets away with me; I'm sure that'll have worn off by burn three or four.

[DrewDubious]

I'm confuzzled... how do 1st timers who can't afford a ticket think they are going to be able to afford surviving in the desert for a week?


I never thought of myself as a down to earth kinda guy... are people really that wack?

[Savannah]

I'm confuzzled... how do 1st timers who can't afford a ticket think they are going to be able to afford surviving in the desert for a week?

The same sort of unfinished, hazy thought process that allows them to think they can hack it out there is the same one that makes 'em think the average person wants to give them a $400 present and encourages them to get mad when no one's ponied up in 90 70 minutes.

They don't need hundreds or dozens of suckers to form that sort of blithe delusion. With proper timing, they only need 1 or 2 marks at a time.

[DrewDubious]

I'm confuzzled... how do 1st timers who can't afford a ticket think they are going to be able to afford surviving in the desert for a week?

The same sort of unfinished, hazy thought process that allows them to think they can hack it out there is the same one that makes 'em think the average person wants to give them a $400 present and encourages them to get mad when no one's ponied up in 90 minutes.

They don't need hundreds or dozens of suckers to form that sort of blithe delusion. With proper timing, they only need 1 or 2 marks at a time.

What a fine response that was. tyty.

[theCryptofishist]

Savannah is one smart lady. (with a wicked way with words, at times...)

[Elorrum]

save no money, make no money, have no job. Work on a farm and help with growing vegetables. Imagine that "burners" whatever the fuck that rubric covers, are the sort of people who give tickets to vegetable grower helpers on principle. Get mad when they tell you that's not the case. Get mad, and say we are not real since we won't help. Real would be not getting everything that is asked for. oh no.

[lucky420]

You nailed it E

[tamarakay]

if you give a mouse a cookie...

[theCryptofishist]

She'll breed--two or three litters a year--and overrun us?

[Elorrum]

[littlebird]

That's one funny-looking mouse.

[pink]

Yeah, just post that you want to gift nitrous. On a public forum.

Facepalm.

[knowmad]

Oh? my own thread?

[Box Burner]

[DrewDubious]

Good choice of thread color.

[littlebird]

Ok, that's it, I'm blocking the Tickets board lest I burst a goddamn blood vessel. The sense of entitlement that all these people asking for gift tickets have is absolutely ridiculous. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF SHAME ASKING A BUNCH OF STRANGERS FOR $400 SHOULD I BUY YOU A ROUND TRIP ALL INCLUSIVE TICKET TO HAWAII AS WELL BECAUSE YOU WILL HELP THE LOCALS SELL PINEAPPLES?

Ok, time to go crack open a beer.

[Box Burner]

I don't think they grow pineapples in Hawaii anymore.