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All things outside of Burning Man.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:01 pm

Next time someone asks when, I'm gonna say:
When they are good and ready.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby BBadger » Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:15 pm

I think we should all just lie to people with false answers to these stupid questions. Then if some come back and accuse us of supplying false information, we can tell them that it was all part of the plan to have them look up the answers themselves from the official sources: purpose served. For everyone else: NO GREAT LOSS.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Canoe » Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:28 pm

Except where their shit will blow and injure others, or others' property, or they'll end up being a load on medical, or on their neighbours trying to keep them safe, etc..

And while there's the people who bother posting, there are tons of others who never join let alone post. Try to head off their becoming a risk or PITA on playa.

There are other ways to help too...
https://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic ... 0#p1000774
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby FossaFerox » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:08 pm

. . .

Someone cut out the middle man and just give this guy's phone number to a green dot ranger...
ygmir wrote:Everyone loves you there, and no one cares a shit about you..........all at once. and vice versa.

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby TT120 » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:11 pm

He found the 4 way window pane.......
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:10 am

anyone who says it's not their first rodeo is probably at their first rodeo.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:13 pm

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Postby ^Rhino! » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:48 pm

Rue Morgue - '08, '09
Black Rock Beacon - '2010, 2012-2016
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:21 pm

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Ratty » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:44 pm

Yea. You're really cute and really special, (if you do say so your self). A little humble would make you easier to like.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby sadie » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:11 pm

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:42 am

Nothing like hype in large, bold typeface to make me want to part with my money!
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby FIGJAM » Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:34 pm

[media]
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:04 pm

right after i squeezed one off into the hood, i used to pink fleece side to wipe my ass.

it was SO much softer than that cruddy one ply they have in the jots.


thanks, btw.....made my burn.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sun Mar 16, 2014 1:20 pm

Ain' t It Awful
Person overtly expresses distress, but it is covertly gratified at the prospect of the satisfaction they can wring from their misfortune.

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby VultureChow » Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:03 pm

This is not difficult, people. Official BMOrg kamikaze drones flown by an elite cadre of operators tasked to keep unauthorized drones away from sensitive areas. Also, I'm going to need some POV footage set to Kenny Loggins.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:08 am

Yes, it IS our party. And IS okay.

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lucky420 » Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:10 pm

oh fuck you , now I've got a headache
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby forty_eight » Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:35 pm

sometimes the forum jumps teh snark

goes straight to holier than thou finger wagging

but do your thing, peepz

do your thing, lol

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:22 pm

give them enough rope...
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:24 pm

it's like palm beach county florida after the 2000 presidential elections all up in h'yere...
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby lucky420 » Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:31 pm

bwahahahaa perfect ^^
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Elorrum » Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:46 pm

I only want to be holier than I am now. which isn't much... and well, it might be nice. I'm guessing.

I'm not too concerned about thou's rating.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Joeln » Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:47 pm

I kept restraining myself from jumping in and really, it's amusing enough just to sit back and watch.
Where's the popcorn? I guess wine will have to do.
Collapse first and avoid the rush

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:28 pm

it was all i could do to restrain my itchy trigger fingers.....you know....the two i type with.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby forty_eight » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:06 pm

Elorrum wrote:I only want to be holier than I am now. which isn't much... and well, it might be nice. I'm guessing.

I'm not too concerned about thou's rating.


is that bait hanging out of your mouth

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby tamarakay » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:28 pm

But I like circles.
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby AntiM » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:12 am

"The Hills Have Eyes" should be right up there with the youtube videos.
http://burningman.org/timeline/

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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:57 am

"ancient lake, formed in october of 2013"....



whatever happened to truth in ADVERTISING?
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Re: PAGE TWO.

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:03 am

it's spring, the first signs of begging are popping up!
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