HAY GUYS. I've got an "explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel" * from a particularly strenuous bout of weight-lifting. Should I be going to Burning Man this year? I think I can stuff that rectal tissue back in with my Baby Jesus butt-plug, some bungee balls, and a generous amount of nuclear-grade duct-tape, but I'm worried about whether the playa dust may aggravate my more delicate regions!
Does anyone have any experience with such things on the playa?!
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Diseases from 2012, Whachagot?
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Re: Prolapsed bowel from weightlifting, should I go to Burni
I thought you were the # 1 perfect asshole... I mean aah oh never mindBBadger wrote:HAY GUYS. I've got an "explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel" * from a particularly strenuous bout of weight-lifting. Should I be going to Burning Man this year? I think I can stuff that rectal tissue back in with my Baby Jesus butt-plug, some bungee balls, and a generous amount of nuclear-grade duct-tape, but I'm worried about whether the playa dust may aggravate my more delicate regions!
Does anyone have any experience with such things on the playa?!
* NSFW or if you don't like seeing gross stuff.
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Re: Diseases from 2012, Whachagot?
From what I can tell, this will only enhance your playa experience. Go, you'll be fine!
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Re: Diseases from 2012, Whachagot?
Be sure to get a coffee enema from the women on the Esplanade.
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Re: Diseases from 2012, Whachagot?
Resting near BM last year and got the ITCH to go , wont stop........
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