Let's play a game as*****!

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Let's play a game as*****!

Postby tattoogoddess » Wed May 22, 2013 8:00 am

So one of my coworkers found this game that I thought would be fun for all you assholes.

Replace one word in a movie title with the word "asshole"



Finding asshole
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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby unjonharley » Wed May 22, 2013 8:04 am

Saving PVT asshole

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby FIGJAM » Wed May 22, 2013 8:37 am

Harry Asshole and the goblet of fire.
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Postby Dr awkwarD » Wed May 22, 2013 8:50 am

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby FIGJAM » Wed May 22, 2013 8:55 am

The Bourne Asshole.
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Postby Drawingablank » Wed May 22, 2013 9:00 am

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby JayBobBoy » Wed May 22, 2013 9:15 am

A couple of my favorites.

Asshole Gump

or

One Flew over the Cuckoo's Asshole
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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed May 22, 2013 9:17 am

three men and a little asshole
oops i made a mistake! making mistakes is part of growing up....

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby tattoogoddess » Wed May 22, 2013 9:22 am

FIGJAM wrote:Harry Asshole and the goblet of fire.


They have meds for that now.


The little asshole
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Postby unjonharley » Wed May 22, 2013 9:27 am

Asshole Raiders

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Postby illy dilly » Wed May 22, 2013 9:32 am

Asshole Unchained

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed May 22, 2013 9:34 am

harry potter and the sorcerer's asshole
oops i made a mistake! making mistakes is part of growing up....

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby unjonharley » Wed May 22, 2013 9:34 am

Dirty Asshole, (mary), Crazy Larry

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed May 22, 2013 9:36 am

attack of the 50 foot asshole
oops i made a mistake! making mistakes is part of growing up....

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby Savannah » Wed May 22, 2013 10:53 am

Asshole in the Rain.


. . . I used to do this! Only I was replacing nouns in movie titles with "Snake" and "Poodle".

Trading Snakes
Raiders of the Lost Snake
Midnight Poodle
Poodlestruck

. . . And of course, "Snake".



(That's "Ghandi", you infidels!)
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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby Mojojita » Wed May 22, 2013 11:00 am

Night of the Living Asshole
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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed May 22, 2013 11:30 am

I, Asshole.
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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed May 22, 2013 11:38 am

sally field starring in

not without my asshole!
oops i made a mistake! making mistakes is part of growing up....

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby unjonharley » Wed May 22, 2013 11:43 am

In search of the Holly Asshole

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby ygmir » Wed May 22, 2013 11:45 am

Behind the Green Asshole
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed May 22, 2013 11:51 am

the seven asshole itch
oops i made a mistake! making mistakes is part of growing up....

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby BBadger » Wed May 22, 2013 12:06 pm

Flesh Asshole

Angels in the Asshole

Saturday Night Asshole

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby mgb327 » Wed May 22, 2013 12:37 pm

The Assholes Must Be Crazy...Kill Asshole and Kill Asshole II.
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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby PhoenixFemmeFatale » Wed May 22, 2013 12:40 pm

Revenge of the Asshole
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He says he's been down this road more than twice
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there but the brochure looks nice"

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby JayBobBoy » Wed May 22, 2013 12:50 pm

Of Assholes and Men

or

Of Mice and Assholes?
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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed May 22, 2013 12:58 pm

an american asshole in london

a funny thing happened on the way to the asshole

the englishman who went up a hill but came down an asshole
oops i made a mistake! making mistakes is part of growing up....

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby burner von braun » Wed May 22, 2013 1:14 pm

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Asshole

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby maryanimal » Wed May 22, 2013 1:21 pm

Return of the Asshole (Jedi)

The Asshole Strikes back

Asshole Wars

A*S*S*H*O*L*E

The fast and the Asshole

When asshole met Sally

You've Got Asshole

The AssholeFather

...the list goes on and on...
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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby unjonharley » Wed May 22, 2013 2:05 pm

Asshole Rangers ( Texass that is )

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Re: Let's play a game as*****!

Postby BeeWeeDee » Wed May 22, 2013 2:14 pm

Asshole with the wind
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