Blood in the Water thread starters

tummler · Post by **tummler** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:00 pm

In the spirit of last summer's "I'm a Dead Horse--Beat Me," what are some "Blood-in-the-Water" thread topics? That is, what topic titles do you imagine might cascade into a gushing spray of churning chum?

For me, a "Frist-timmer seeks cushy camp. Need mircle tix, 2."

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:07 pm

"i am bringing a massive load of X and coke and other sweet treats to The Man. Just need some of you peeps to be cool and generous so I can pay off my ticket. Hit me up and lets start the par-tay! Email: bookemdanno@narcs.blm.gov"

(Yup. That will do)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:33 pm

Hi! We are Hans and Olga from the Oobleck republic and will give good happy for free tickets! Heehee!

Post by **Eric** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:50 pm

Just a polite reminder to stay generic and not go after any current posts you think fit the criteria.

In that spirit:
"I want to bicycle up 440, do you think it's a good idea?"

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:40 pm

I am literally living hand-to-mouth as it is trying to feed my family, but I want -- no, deserve -- a ticket to Burning Man because impoverished people like myself should still be able to go on week-long vacations across the country (it's an American right after all). The LIT program rejected my plea, but for some reason I can afford a full priced ticket despite my sorry situation, so will you please sell me your ticket?

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:48 pm

Help us bring our 2-seat, shitty mutant vehicle with a stupid name to the playa that will be our personal transportation by contributing to our $5000 Kick-sharter.

Donate $5 - Get a gender-unspecific form email thanking you for your contribution
Donate $15 - Receive a high-five if you visit our camp on playa
Donate $30 - We'll sign your name on the MV with a sharpie
Donate $100 - We'll send you a postcard that we got free from some local art gallery with a thank-you on it!
Donate $200 - We'll serve you up something we're already cooking at lunch!
Donate $500 - You get an autographed Hanes-brand white T-shirt from the crew!
Donate $1000 - We'll drive you in the MV from our camp to your camp on our way out to Esplanade!
Donate $3000 - We'll let you camp with us (as long as you don't use any camp amenities). You'll also get to ride in the MV when we're not using it!
Donate $5000 - Are you kidding us? You get a one-of-a-kind CD-R featuring all the photos we take during our trip in addition to all the other crap we gave above.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:51 am

Eric wrote: "I want to bicycle up 440, do you think it's a good idea?"

wondering where hwy 440 is?

I know google it....

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:45 am

"So like, I was wondering how much I should tip the porters at Gate to bring my gear to camp? Is $20 about right? "

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:58 am

"Looking to join a camp with food, shelter, showers and power.
I can contribute positive energy and good vibes."

"I'm about to buy a new Jobsite Screamer 7500 generator. It looks great on the store shelf. I'll be camped next to Hushville."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:31 am

"yer doin it wrong"

McStrangle · Post by **McStrangle** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:36 am

I was thinking about mountain biking into the Playa. Please support my kickstarter.

McStrangle · Post by **McStrangle** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:39 am

Eric wrote:Just a polite reminder to stay generic and not go after any current posts you think fit the criteria.

In that spirit:
"I want to bicycle up 440, do you think it's a good idea?"

Bah....herein lies my problem with this forum....Anything remotely valid I might have to say has already been said. Back to lurking I go *tear*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:37 pm

"I'm Australian..."

Post by **Eric** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:02 pm

goathead wrote:
Eric wrote: "I want to bicycle up 440, do you think it's a good idea?"
wondering where hwy 440 is?

I know google it....

See, ya type fast without proofing and you fuck-up on the "7". Damn it Jim, I'm a mod, not a highway engineer!

McStrangle wrote:Bah....herein lies my problem with this forum....Anything remotely valid I might have to say has already been said. Back to lurking I go *tear*

Forge ahead young man, everythings been said but it doesn't stop any of us from spouting off!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:05 pm

I plan on inventing my own triathlon to the playa and I'll need folks on the way to help me with, places to stay, food, spare bike parts, and a lake to swim in. Oh, and I need sponsorship so I'll wear your logo!

tatonka · Post by **tatonka** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:09 pm

Can I set up a table and sell stuff ? ")

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:12 pm

I'm not SELLING this, I am just asking everyone who is walking to Center Camp for DONATIONS before they take it

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:38 pm

Looking for attractive young female to share my rv.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:00 am

"Burning Man is my vacation from eplaya!"

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:06 am

Hi, I'm just buzzing through Burning Man on my whirlwind hitchhiking trip to see the world. Something quick just so I can say I've been there.
I'll figure out that self-reliance crap when I get to - how you say? Oh, yes, Nevada.

Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:43 am

"Looking for tips on how to best sneak into BM without a ticket"

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:45 am

should i bring my precocious and un-nervingly sexy 15 year old daughter to the burn?

C187 · Post by **C187** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:04 am

I'm an attractive female with perky tits, and I have an RV to share. But need a ticket.
...and you'll need to set up your tent far away from my RV, like on the other side of the city.

tummler · Post by **tummler** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:47 pm

Doula plans 2014 water birth camp

(too literal! too literal!)

Post by **Sham** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:31 pm

Eric wrote:
goathead wrote:
Eric wrote: "I want to bicycle up 440, do you think it's a good idea?"
wondering where hwy 440 is?

I know google it....
See, ya type fast without proofing and you fuck-up on the "7". Damn it Jim, I'm a mod, not a highway engineer!

McStrangle wrote:Bah....herein lies my problem with this forum....Anything remotely valid I might have to say has already been said. Back to lurking I go *tear*
Forge ahead young man, everythings been said but it doesn't stop any of us from spouting off!

Go ahead Eric, use your mod powers for evil, not your usual good. Teach 'em all a lesson!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:05 pm

tummler wrote:Doula plans 2014 water birth camp

Wicked, wicked man...

Here's my latest: Burningman is ruining the playa.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:54 pm

You guys are so mean. I thought Burners were spozed to be stupid pushovers.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:29 am

Burning Man is ruining eplaya.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:42 am

Second Life Burningman is ruining eplaya.

CaffeineGirl · Post by **CaffeineGirl** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:50 pm

I am driving to BRC from the Pacific NW. I've got a sweet but old RV I bought for $25 from Craigslist, and will be hauling all of our camp infrastructure in it. The engine rebuild will be wrapped up about August 23rd, so I CANNOT drive on any hills. Which route is flat? Thinking maybe driving I-5 thru LA then Las Vegas would be best.
Oh, and MY GF will be following me on her bike.

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