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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by Savannah » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:41 pm

BBadger wrote:
Savannah wrote:NOTHIN' ta SPREAD. RIIIIGHT OUTTA the BOX..
Man, prelubed! And here I was thinking that the "smoothed hole" (you know, so they don't abrade the skin! OW!) discreet "pocket" catheters I see on commercials while watching late night Mission Impossible episodes were the state-of-the-art.

Can you just imagine sitting in cube-ville and some female spokesperson is walking down the aisle talking about pre-lubed catheters like they were the most interesting thing in the world?
I can now!

. . . I cannot believe my good fortune in finding that clip. I laughed so hard when it first aired that I quoted it on a sticky note on my desktop.

You ever watch some weird television show at 2am, and--based on the ads--realize that you are not the primary audience at all?

"Oh God, they're trying to sell me an Associates degree in Gunsmithing with a minor in Floral Design. And a One-size-Fits-All (Give Up Naow) Bra. If I keep watching this, I'll be wearing adult diapers by the 2nd hour of Sharktopus VS. Dinoshark."
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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:28 pm

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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by FIGJAM » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:11 pm

Saw that in the movie and searched for it to post, but it was'nt on youtube yet! 8)
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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by TomServo » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:52 pm

Savannah wrote::lol:

Oh my God, You Guys . . . what about a camp called Plug & Ply that gifts tampons and 1-ply camping tissue? :o

I would do it just so I could have a huge banner made!
I think Plug & Plys are the assholes how drop two ply toilet paper in the shitters! I'm only guessing, to wipe off their plugs.
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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by BBadger » Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:15 am

Savannah wrote:You ever watch some weird television show at 2am, and--based on the ads--realize that you are not the primary audience at all?
I must admit some of those As Seen On TV gadgets look pretty neat... especially that Cat's Meow. I've even got the Earwax Vacuum "OWWWWW" as a sound effect on my phone:

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The worst not-primary-audience-commercials are those damn Medicare brace and prescription drug commercials for baby boomer and retirees. "Oh hey, we'll sell you dimwits this $5 worthless knee brace and bill Medicare $150, but it'll be at no cost for you!" or "Ask your doctor about Rectophlogiston to help alleviate painful anal polyps and hemorrhoids -- side effects may include explosive, projectile diarrhea, blood vomiting, skin sloughing, gangrene, and/or sex changes; contact your doctor immediately if your eye color changes, are oozing from your lymph nodes, or have trouble feeling your body below the waistline."
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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by AntiM » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:39 am

Hey now! Although those deep walk in tubs are looking better and better.

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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by Savannah » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:09 am

AntiM wrote:Hey now! Although those deep walk in tubs are looking better and better.
You have cats! You also need a Sticky Buddy . . . :D

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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by Jackass » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:14 am

What about this crap??? Who the hell buys this shit anyways?? Someone must

The only thing this is good for would be to place one in the blue rooms in the desert or have one watching over my camp belongings

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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:07 pm

Wow, I'm missing so much by not watching off-brand tv late at night.


Although, I do remember the ginzu knifes that started it all...
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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:59 pm

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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by AntiM » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:29 pm

When do we get to square two?

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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by tatonka » Fri Aug 09, 2013 6:27 am

Im going to dig a hole in the Playa , Ill call the hole LOVE , then sit back an watch people fall in LOVE :)
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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by H.G.Crosby » Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:13 pm

I haven't been to Burning Man before but,
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™

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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by mgb327 » Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:27 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:
I haven't been to Burning Man before but,
I have a better idea......
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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by lemur » Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:32 pm

"just because i dont have a better idea doesnt mean that your idea is good"
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Re: Blood in the Water thread starters

Post by Ugly Dougly » Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:37 pm

Now we are getting back on track.

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