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Re: Ask Eric

Post by goathead » Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:47 pm

Dear Eric

This time of year I get a lot of "HEY,Santa" greetings from people, I am not really that nice, and it is all I can do to keep from going SOP on them.
Should I drink more, or just shave the beard?

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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:25 pm

Keep the beard, drink more (always drink more), and carry a bag with lumps of coal in it. Throw a lump of coal at the "comedian", while shouting "here's your present, asswipe".
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by TT120 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 7:02 pm

Dear Eric;

What is the best wiskey for picklebacks?
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:17 pm

If I ever find you wasting good whiskey for a pickleback, I will take the bottle from you & leave. Use some rotgut, since the brine wipes out the taste.


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Re: Ask Eric

Post by *Kat* » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:38 am

Dear Eric.
I accidentally opened a Hefeweizen when I was going for a black beer. Now the Hefeweizen is in the wrong type of glass and the yeast is still stuck in the bottom of the bottle. What is the right way to proceed so Germany does not annul my citizenship?
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:34 pm

Stop drinking beer and switch to schnapps until you have learned the correct procedures. Being Germany, there may be a test involved to retain citizenship.
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by ProfessorChaos » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:15 pm

Dear Eric,

How long did it take you to grow your ginger beard? It is EPIC! I too have a ginger beard and want it to be long like yours.

Thanks,

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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:31 pm

It's been growing since I stopped shaving it.
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by ProfessorChaos » Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:44 am

:|

Well...that answers that. :lol:

Does it get fried on the playa? Got any cleaning/care tips for bearded life in the dust?

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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:44 pm

Yes.

I love easy questions.
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by goathead » Sun May 04, 2014 6:39 pm

but if a banjo play in the hills should I wander up and make myself at home?

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Post by Eric » Sun May 04, 2014 10:05 pm

Definitely. Never ignore a banjo.
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by graidawg » Thu May 15, 2014 1:51 pm

Dear Eric, is it permissible to ask 2 question?

first do you do Anything moderately?
second do you have any suggestions on how to make my beard more magnificent and look less like i jut haven't washed my face?
ok thats 3 questions, but thats ok right?
ah thats 4, does this make you think of the spanish inquisition?

i'm going to stop now :oops:
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by misfit » Fri May 16, 2014 9:16 am

which is best, sucking or licking.....?...
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by GreyCoyote » Fri May 16, 2014 2:53 pm

misfit wrote:which is best, sucking or licking.....?...
"I'll take BOTH for $200, Alex..." :mrgreen:
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by *Kat* » Fri May 16, 2014 3:03 pm

misfit wrote:which is best, sucking or licking.....?...
It depends on the make of your ice cream: milk-based ice cream should preferably be licked, water-based ice cream (otter pops) should preferably be sucked.
Of course you forgot the third option: spooning. :mrgreen:

'Twas ice cream you were talking about, right?
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Sunbeam56 » Fri May 16, 2014 3:27 pm

Excellent riposte, Kat. :) :) :)
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Fri May 16, 2014 6:36 pm

graidawg wrote:Dear Eric, is it permissible to ask 2 question?
Does the title say "Ask Eric one question, and one question only"?
first do you do Anything moderately?
second do you have any suggestions on how to make my beard more magnificent and look less like i jut haven't washed my face?
ok thats 3 questions, but thats ok right?
ah thats 4, does this make you think of the spanish inquisition?

i'm going to stop now :oops:
No.
Wash your face.
Yes.
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misfit wrote:which is best, sucking or licking.....?...
Depends on who's doing it, and their skill level.
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misfit wrote:which is best, sucking or licking.....?...
I'll take BOTH for $200, Alex..." :mrgreen:
I don't believe anyone asked you.
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misfit wrote:which is best, sucking or licking.....?...
It depends on the make of your ice cream: milk-based ice cream should preferably be licked, water-based ice cream (otter pops) should preferably be sucked.
Of course you forgot the third option: spooning. :mrgreen:

'Twas ice cream you were talking about, right?
I don't believe the thread is called "Ask Kat" either.
Sunbeam56 wrote:Excellent riposte, Kat. :) :) :)
No, not really. If she had talked about the appropriate way to suck a dick, maybe. Even a finger. The "say it's about food" option is just too common for my tastes.

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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri May 16, 2014 6:45 pm

Goathead Wrote:
keep from going SOP on them.

dear Eric, Am i now a Adverb, a Verb or a Noun?
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Fri May 16, 2014 6:48 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Goathead Wrote:
keep from going SOP on them.

dear Eric, Am i now a Adverb, a Verb or a Noun?
Yes. Mainly a verb and a noun, but you can be used in many grammatical ways, some of them even correct.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Fri May 16, 2014 8:09 pm

i would say he's more of a dangling modifier.
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by mdmf007 » Fri May 16, 2014 11:31 pm

Dear Eric,

Will last years always be better than this years burn?
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Captain Goddammit » Sat May 17, 2014 1:01 am

Dear Eric

What ever happened to the Playa Chicken?
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by kittyrodriguez » Sat May 17, 2014 3:44 am

Dear Eric,

How many hours a week are you active on eplaya?

Is there a secret moderator headquarters where you all gather and strategize?

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat May 17, 2014 9:33 am

kittyrodriguez wrote:Is there a secret moderator headquarters where you all gather and strategize?
This one I have the answer to. I won't tell you, because it's not called Ask theCryptofishist. However, there is an answer, I have it, neener, neener, neener.
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Patsh » Sat May 17, 2014 5:24 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
kittyrodriguez wrote:Is there a secret moderator headquarters where you all gather and strategize?
This one I have the answer to. I won't tell you, because it's not called Ask theCryptofishist. However, there is an answer, I have it, neener, neener, neener.
Ha! and I have a picture of the Playa Chicken! (or some wannabe imitation of it...)
but, this isn't 'ask Patsh', either...
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Sat May 17, 2014 8:13 pm

Roberto Dobbisano wrote:i would say he's more of a dangling modifier.
I would say this thread isn't called "Ask a Sock" either. Sheesh.
mdmf007 wrote:Will last years always be better than this years burn?
If last years is ever better, it's time to stop going. Next years burn is always better.
Captain Goddammit wrote:What ever happened to the Playa Chicken?
He retired in shame after being replaced by lame bacon jokes.
kittyrodriguez wrote:How many hours a week are you active on eplaya?

Is there a secret moderator headquarters where you all gather and strategize?
1) I don't know, I don't want to.
2) Yes. And drink a lot. We're very heavy drinkers.
theCryptofishist wrote:This one I have the answer to. I won't tell you, because it's not called Ask theCryptofishist. However, there is an answer, I have it, neener, neener, neener.
Thank you for playing responsibly.
Patsh wrote:but, this isn't 'ask Patsh', either...
Thank you also for playing responsibly.

Who let all these responsible people in my thread?
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Post by Patsh » Sat May 17, 2014 8:20 pm

Sorry to be the bearer of awkward news, Eric, but you know... they'll let just about anyone into this thread. :?
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Sat May 17, 2014 8:56 pm

Patsh wrote:Sorry to be the bearer of awkward news, Eric, but you know... they'll let just about anyone into this thread. :?
Trust me, I know. I've seen the quality of the questions being asked.
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So, a serious one for you dear. Though dye with dignity is not doing any large scale fundraisers, I am considering auctioning a couple of hand knit pieces through eBay. All proceeds to be used for silk/dyes for use on playa. Is it permissible to link to said auction from my dwd camp thread?
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