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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Sat May 17, 2014 11:49 pm

tamarakay wrote:So, a serious one for you dear. Though dye with dignity is not doing any large scale fundraisers, I am considering auctioning a couple of hand knit pieces through eBay. All proceeds to be used for silk/dyes for use on playa. Is it permissible to link to said auction from my dwd camp thread?
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by GreyCoyote » Sun May 18, 2014 1:30 pm

Dear Eric;

Speaking of curtains, I was at Bed, Bath & Beyond the other day and found a waste paper basket that looks like an exact twin of the headpiece your avatar is wearing. Is this a common pattern in commerce or just serendipitous happenstance? :mrgreen:
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Eric » Sun May 18, 2014 2:12 pm

GreyCoyote wrote:Dear Eric;

Speaking of curtains, I was at Bed, Bath & Beyond the other day and found a waste paper basket that looks like an exact twin of the headpiece your avatar is wearing. Is this a common pattern in commerce or just serendipitous happenstance? :mrgreen:
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Post by graidawg » Wed May 21, 2014 1:05 pm

Dear Eric, answerer of all questions i have been wanting to have a good whine and moan about life in general mine in specific and other things that are generally complainy in nature, where is the best place to do this without sounding like a whiney douche (oh goody, now i am using americanisms life just gets better and better) but still feeling as though someone is listening. i don't need thereapy or anything just a good whine
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Post by Eric » Wed May 21, 2014 5:02 pm

Hire a hooker & pay her to listen. Get the satisfaction of kicking her out without sex when you're done. It's kind of like Burning the Temple.
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Post by graidawg » Thu May 22, 2014 2:50 am

Eric wrote:Hire a hooker & pay her to listen. Get the satisfaction of kicking her out without sex when you're done. It's kind of like Burning the Temple.
That is brilliant Eric.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu May 22, 2014 5:57 am

graidawg wrote:
Eric wrote:Hire a hooker & pay her to listen. Get the satisfaction of kicking her out without sex when you're done. It's kind of like Burning the Temple.
That is brilliant Eric.

seconded.

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Post by Eric » Thu May 22, 2014 11:49 am

graidawg wrote:That is brilliant Eric.
Of course it is.
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Post by goathead » Fri May 30, 2014 7:16 pm

Dear Eric

Dairy, or Non Dairy, whipped cream to avoid yeast infections?

Plus does it matter if it is Regular or Light?

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Post by Eric » Fri May 30, 2014 7:19 pm

If you clean thoroughly when you're done it doesn't matter. And why would you use light? That stuff is nasty.
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Post by goathead » Fri May 30, 2014 7:22 pm

Eric wrote:If you clean thoroughly when you're done it doesn't matter. And why would you use light? That stuff is nasty.
Thank You, Eric

Thank is just what I told her.

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Always happy to encourage the expanded use of foods
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by ProfessorChaos » Sat May 31, 2014 12:12 pm

Dear Eric,

Some stuckup beez-snatch has posted a scathing review on yelp... WITH MY NAME IN IT!!! How would you deal with this in snarkiest way possible?

PS- she is TOTAL butthole.

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Post by Eric » Sat May 31, 2014 2:19 pm

A scathing review on Yelp is a badge of honor - they're usually so over the top they cross into comedy. Use the best lines in your advertising, in your sig-line, in marketing campaigns (not kidding, I know clubs that do this & it's brilliant).

Nothing pisses off an asshole more than you laughing at them, because they want to make you angry. You get angry, they win. You laugh, you win.
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Post by ProfessorChaos » Sat May 31, 2014 2:42 pm

Eric wrote:A scathing review on Yelp is a badge of honor - they're usually so over the top they cross into comedy. Use the best lines in your advertising, in your sig-line, in marketing campaigns (not kidding, I know clubs that do this & it's brilliant).

Nothing pisses off an asshole more than you laughing at them, because they want to make you angry. You get angry, they win. You laugh, you win.
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Post by Eric » Sat May 31, 2014 5:24 pm

ProfessorChaos wrote:Your infinite wisdom is very much appreciated!
You can show it with 16yo+ Single Malt Scotch at the Meet 'n Greet. Just sayin'.

I might even share.
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Eric wrote:
ProfessorChaos wrote:Your infinite wisdom is very much appreciated!
You can show it with 16yo+ Single Malt Scotch at the Meet 'n Greet. Just sayin'.

I might even share.
I'll see you there

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Post by graidawg » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:36 am

Dear Eric,

Having been mostly absent from eplaya for a while find that many of the posts and threads seem to be the same as when i was least a regular on here. can you suggest any good threads that are new and worth a read (maybe even a comment)?
I am particularly looking for infomation on things to look for and not actually find on playa this year, in my previous years i have succesfully not found You, Trilos camp and daft punk. I have it on good authority that infected mushroom will be there this year for to not find but it would be really good to not find some Big art and possibly a bar or 2.
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:lol:
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Post by oscillator » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:58 pm

Hey Eric,

When Schrödinger came up with his thought experiment, why do you think he chose a cat and not, say, a sloth?

I mean, a cat has 9 lives whereas a sloth has 1 life. Wouldn't a cat skew the experiment's results????

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Dear Eric,
When is the optimum time to read PAGE TWO?
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Post by Eric » Sun Jun 08, 2014 9:24 pm

graidawg wrote:Dear Eric,

Having been mostly absent from eplaya for a while find that many of the posts and threads seem to be the same as when i was least a regular on here. can you suggest any good threads that are new and worth a read (maybe even a comment)?
I am particularly looking for infomation on things to look for and not actually find on playa this year, in my previous years i have succesfully not found You, Trilos camp and daft punk. I have it on good authority that infected mushroom will be there this year for to not find but it would be really good to not find some Big art and possibly a bar or 2.
tl:dr. Make it interesting next time.
oscillator wrote:Hey Eric,

When Schrödinger came up with his thought experiment, why do you think he chose a cat and not, say, a sloth?

I mean, a cat has 9 lives whereas a sloth has 1 life. Wouldn't a cat skew the experiment's results????

-OSC
Have you ever smelt a sloth? It's not pretty.
theCryptofishist wrote:Dear Eric,
When is the optimum time to read PAGE TWO?
Now.
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Sic Pup » Mon Jun 16, 2014 1:44 pm

Why $28,880?
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Post by Eric » Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:36 pm

Sic Pup wrote:Why $28,880?
Simple arithmetic (or should I say "maths"): 1,000 times the price of the normal tattoo.
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Post by goathead » Sun Jul 06, 2014 2:22 am

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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Sic Pup » Sun Jul 06, 2014 2:47 am

I don't know Simon that well but that may require a fluffer.
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Re: Ask Eric

Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:58 am

if you've been tattooing my dick for more than four hours please contact a doctor.
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Post by TT120 » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:19 am

Dear Eric:

Is it wrong to like the booty?
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Post by lucky420 » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:27 am

What's a fluffer?
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Ask Eric

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:37 am

While we're at it, why is there dancing around with a bottle on your head at a Jewish weddings?
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