Simon of the Playa wrote:Eric, is Fandango going to be, yet again, the best bar on the playa?
I'll pour you some whiskey for that cough.
Simon of the Playa wrote:HomeBrew is the Best Saloon.
Beer is fine, for people with less refined palates.
Reading the side effects of a new medication for a friend
"too frequent or persistent erections"
Define too frequent.
"Too frequent": still have one & you've run out of people with energy to still get fucked. This is why god invented Grindr/ Tindr
Simon of the Playa wrote:eric, what is the necessary Richter Scale reading needed to liquify the playa?
I suggest bringing a Richter Scale so we can find out.
Canoe wrote:So there's a "you're a teenager again" pill?
There are multiple, depending on what aspect of "a teenager again" you wish to experience.
lucky420 wrote:lucky you?
No, you lucky. Me Eric.
goathead wrote:Single malt scotches, personal tastes change with the season's, or have you found a favorite and that is it?
Anyone who limits themselves to one flavor of anything is undoubtedly a smug twit with minimal social skills who probably drinks a (*blech*) blended scotch. Their house is done in shades of white, beige, & black, and they are mourning the demise of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia.
rideincircles wrote:Eric, How does stainless steel fare on the playa? Will it corrode within a week? I plan on bringing 7 kegs if I can fit all my stuff.
You're on the playa maybe 10 days. If stainless could corrode in 10 days out there, we'd all be dead.
goathead wrote:I would jump in here and tell them their kegs will be ok, but this is your thread, and out of deep respect for you I will not.
You're finally learning.
some seeing eye wrote:How does BRB desire their articles to change the event/participants? Are their bins of article expectation? Who decides? Inquiring minds would like to know!
Fuck if I know how that rag wants anything. You're free to ask me about how the BRC Weekly
wants things at any time.
theCryptofishist wrote:Is it actually possible to prevent East Coasters to stop making inane earthquake remarks? Can you, in your deep wisdom find a way to show them how lazy and stupid those comments are? Or do we hear that shit forever?
Is it actually possible to prevent coastal Californian's to stop making inane snow remarks? Because both will happen about the same time, and I shall long have returned to the stars from whence I came by the time that happens.
Simon of the Playa wrote:6.9
place yer bets over or under before gate opens.
That's a fuckable size, but I'm not sure why you're randomly sharing it. Seeing as I have a thing for skinny guys, I'll bet over. All that energy not wasted on body fat has to go to making something big...
chuckularone wrote:Eric? Where are you? Your replies on this thread are among my favorite things to read on this site. Why, oh why have you forsaken us?
I was either drunk, or I wasn't. Sometimes not even I know which state is better.
ygmir wrote:Deer Eric:
Decent body, but do you really want to have to bring make-up remover to an orgy?