What part of "I'm just not sharing them" wasn't in English? And I said "half-naked" - I make them wear dress socks with garters, a bondage collar & a top hat.jkisha wrote:Dear Eric,
Why should pajamas and naked boys preclude a Youtube video? Sounds made for Youtube to me!
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Dear Eric,
Why are you so selfish?
Why are you so selfish?
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Dear Eric,
In the past few years, I have walked around the playa holding a bungee ball by the plastic ball end. I'd walk up to a person with the elastic pointed toward them, and they'd grab the elastic end and instinctively pull on it in response to when I pulled it away from them. When I felt there was enough tension, I'd let go of the ball resulting in a painful whack against their knuckles. While I still find this funny and still laugh when I do it, I'm getting a hankering for something new. Do you know any fun new pranks to do with bungee balls?
Thank you, CM
In the past few years, I have walked around the playa holding a bungee ball by the plastic ball end. I'd walk up to a person with the elastic pointed toward them, and they'd grab the elastic end and instinctively pull on it in response to when I pulled it away from them. When I felt there was enough tension, I'd let go of the ball resulting in a painful whack against their knuckles. While I still find this funny and still laugh when I do it, I'm getting a hankering for something new. Do you know any fun new pranks to do with bungee balls?
Thank you, CM
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I like to live up to the stereotypes of my people.jkisha wrote:Why are you so selfish?
No.CornMan wrote:Do you know any fun new pranks to do with bungee balls?
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Psst Eric: Ben Wa,, CornMan will love that!Eric wrote:No.CornMan wrote:Do you know any fun new pranks to do with bungee balls?
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Eric -
I have 2 best friends, 1 is gay and the other is a Jew (I know, I need new friends). I have been very successful for years now harassing them individually but am now stuck. My question to you is, how do I best combine gay and Jew jokes to be as offensive as possible?
I have 2 best friends, 1 is gay and the other is a Jew (I know, I need new friends). I have been very successful for years now harassing them individually but am now stuck. My question to you is, how do I best combine gay and Jew jokes to be as offensive as possible?
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This Ask Eric thing doesn't seem to be working out for me anymore. I'll have to go back to asking the entire eplaya community my questions.Eric wrote:No.CornMan wrote:Do you know any fun new pranks to do with bungee balls?
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Too easy.ygmir wrote:Psst Eric: Ben Wa,, CornMan will love that!Eric wrote:No.CornMan wrote:Do you know any fun new pranks to do with bungee balls?
Introduce them to me. It doesn't get more offensive than that.Conduit wrote:Eric -
I have 2 best friends, 1 is gay and the other is a Jew (I know, I need new friends). I have been very successful for years now harassing them individually but am now stuck. My question to you is, how do I best combine gay and Jew jokes to be as offensive as possible?
A public breakup? Always with the drama...CornMan wrote:This Ask Eric thing doesn't seem to be working out for me anymore. I'll have to go back to asking the entire eplaya community my questions.
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Dear Eric, when needing to use the JOTS, which do you prefer. The ends ones, the middle ones or the Handicap JOTS for that extra room... And do you take TP with you?? 

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I always welcome worship. Your post is acceptable.Eric wrote:graidawg wrote:I don't actually have a question for you, but i find your replies to be entertaining and amusing as well as sometimes educational. Is it ok to still post in this thread?
thank you Eric.
oh yes Dear Eric, i have a massive crush on one of the mods, can you suggest anything i could do to make myself more appealing to them? I mean one of the mods other than you, because you are way out of my league.
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You can't have 2 best friends. It's a contradiction in terms. Pick one.Conduit wrote:Eric -
I have 2 best friends
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You're not Eric. Only Eric is Eric.MacGlenver wrote:You can't have 2 best friends. It's a contradiction in terms. Pick one.Conduit wrote:Eric -
I have 2 best friends
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mdfm007, you're lucky night is at hand.graidawg wrote:I always welcome worship. Your post is acceptable.Eric wrote:graidawg wrote:I don't actually have a question for you, but i find your replies to be entertaining and amusing as well as sometimes educational. Is it ok to still post in this thread?
thank you Eric.
oh yes Dear Eric, i have a massive crush on one of the mods, can you suggest anything i could do to make myself more appealing to them? I mean one of the mods other than you, because you are way out of my league.
grai--go post in his thread.
Sorry, Eric, I got carried away.
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But i can't it say not to post theretheCryptofishist wrote: mdfm007, you're lucky night is at hand.
grai--go post in his thread.
Sorry, Eric, I got carried away.
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The one without shit on the seat, where-ever it is. I bring more than TP, I bring a boy to wipe my delicate ass so I don't get my dainty hands dirty.ibdave wrote:Dear Eric, when needing to use the JOTS, which do you prefer. The ends ones, the middle ones or the Handicap JOTS for that extra room... And do you take TP with you??
graidawg wrote:oh yes Dear Eric, i have a massive crush on one of the mods, can you suggest anything i could do to make myself more appealing to them? I mean one of the mods other than you, because you are way out of my league.
The Mods are all out of everyone's league. We can't even date each other.
Sham is correct. Until someone springs an "ask" thread on you, you have to simmer in silence.Shambala wrote:You're not Eric. Only Eric is Eric.MacGlenver wrote:You can't have 2 best friends. It's a contradiction in terms. Pick one.Conduit wrote:Eric -
I have 2 best friends
This is proof that even the English can butcher english.graidawg wrote:But i can't it say not to post there
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You give me a run for my snarky, you are forgiven.theCryptofishist wrote:mdfm007, you're lucky night is at hand.
grai--go post in his thread.
Sorry, Eric, I got carried away.
This time.
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I worship your forgiveness of my trespass and of my egregious grammar error.
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hhhhmmmmmmmmmmtheCryptofishist wrote:I worship your forgiveness of my trespass and of my egregious grammar error.
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This has to be my favorite thread ever!
Why can't I think of anything good to ask?
Why can't I think of anything good to ask?
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Dear Eric, Eplaya member Gyre is one of the reasons I stop hanging out here... WTF is his problem?
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Dear Eric,
Which actor would you choose to portray you in the cinematic version of "Dear Eric"? (if you won't do a show, we'll just have to hire someone to do a dramatic portrayal, pjs and all)
Which actor would you choose to portray you in the cinematic version of "Dear Eric"? (if you won't do a show, we'll just have to hire someone to do a dramatic portrayal, pjs and all)
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grenadine wrote:Dear Eric,
Which actor would you choose to portray you in the cinematic version of "Dear Eric"? (if you won't do a show, we'll just have to hire someone to do a dramatic portrayal, pjs and all)
Please let it be Peaches Christ

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Since when has "good" been a requirement?JayBobBoy wrote:This has to be my favorite thread ever!
Why can't I think of anything good to ask?
I think the problem is yours - "plonking" exists just for this type of situation.ibdave wrote:Dear Eric, Eplaya member Gyre is one of the reasons I stop hanging out here... WTF is his problem?
Tilda Swinton. No one else has the cajones.grenadine wrote:Which actor would you choose to portray you in the cinematic version of "Dear Eric"? (if you won't do a show, we'll just have to hire someone to do a dramatic portrayal, pjs and all)
I don't wear corsets.ibdave wrote:Please let it be Peaches Christ
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And who should portray the half-nude boyfriend?
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I said boys, not boyfriend. There is a difference.grenadine wrote:And who should portray the half-nude boyfriend?
Daniel Radcliffe would be acceptable, as would Henry Cavill, With them in the movie, I would, of course, portray myself.
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Dear Eric, what is up with you and Elliot?
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As if a parody thread is a new thing on ePlaya. Though if it's a parody of this one, it must be pretty serious.Ugly Dougly wrote:Dear Eric, what is up with you and Elliot?
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Dear Eric,
Are you comfortable with your new fame and the possibility of being one of the elite known to the world just by your first name? (What would Eric do?) WWED?
Are you comfortable with your new fame and the possibility of being one of the elite known to the world just by your first name? (What would Eric do?) WWED?