FUCK YOU JESUS!
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Simon of the Playa
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FUCK YOU JESUS!
this is a thread for all of you who feel left out this "Holy" day season and feel like venting...
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GreyCoyote
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That's just a *wee* bit harsh, Simon.
"To sum up my compassion level, I think we should feed the unwanted animals to the homeless. Or visa versa. Too much attention and money is spent on both."
(A Beautiful Mind)
(A Beautiful Mind)
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Roberto Dobbisano
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
TIME FOR AN AIRING OF THE GRIEVANCES!
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"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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H.G.Crosby
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
we promised to stay out of that "Other" thread, and so, tough TaTas.
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
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It's got its place....
I vote to merge some of your other arguments over here, to put things in context. You've had alot to say on the matter that seemed to resonate with many. It's definitely a coversation worth having....
...just not "over there".
I vote to merge some of your other arguments over here, to put things in context. You've had alot to say on the matter that seemed to resonate with many. It's definitely a coversation worth having....
...just not "over there".
Worry is a misuse of imagination
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
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Simon of the Playa
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
I vote to merge some of your other arguments over here, to put things in context
thats fine with me....feel free to edit and beautify your thread by removing my shit and placing it here...in it's entirety....without censorship.
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Roberto Dobbisano
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
of course, there's no time limit on this thread...
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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H.G.Crosby
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
and there's no Butter in Hell, either.
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Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
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Lonesomebri
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Camp THREAT founder. BRCCP core disgruntled member. Burner. Setting fires since 1974. https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id ... tid=ZbWKwL
"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
"If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?"
- Voltaire
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BoyScoutGirl
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Re: FUCK YOU, GOD
[media]
Crass humor isn't really my thing, but the general sentiment of the parody is something I can support.
When he lights his streetlamp, it is as if he brought one more star to life, or one flower.
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
When he puts out his lamp, he sends the flower, or the star, to sleep.
That is a beautiful occupation.
- Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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Captain Goddammit
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Being Captain Goddammit himself, I'm finding myself right at home here!
Now lets burn some bibles to stay warm until we get to hell.
Now lets burn some bibles to stay warm until we get to hell.
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
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ygmir
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why no allah? why no buddha? why no elohim? why no yaweh? ...........why no great pumpkin? why no white buffalo? why no two dogs fucking?..............
your prejudices is showing brightly, for I don't think this was a mistake.
why no "fuck you dawgs, all"?
your prejudices is showing brightly, for I don't think this was a mistake.
why no "fuck you dawgs, all"?
YGMIR
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
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Simon of the Playa
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
because half of this country lives in the imaginary world of JESUSLAND
it's that half i'm telling off right now.
it's that half i'm telling off right now.
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Roberto Dobbisano
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misfit
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
i must agree with simon and the captain. jesus has been way over done. i've found a new religion that makes more sense,,, the flying spagetti monster...
Be happy while you're living, For you're a long time dead.
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FossaFerox
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
*only reads the title*
Listen Simon, I know people keep telling you that Jesus loves you, but he doesn't love love you...
Listen Simon, I know people keep telling you that Jesus loves you, but he doesn't love love you...
ygmir wrote:Everyone loves you there, and no one cares a shit about you..........all at once. and vice versa.
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unjonharley
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I hope you all realize that jesus was a bastard.. That wisp of nothing people refer to as god.. Well the gas bag is flying low one day. It spots this hot little jewish chick..
So it manifested it's self to look like a man and jumps the jewish chicks bones.. A month later the gal said " I'm late, goddammitt you knocked me up.. The gas bag figures how to get out of this jam.. Yeah, (the fucker) sends a couple of wise guys..
They fine Joe the stone cutter and tell him he has to marry the broad.. Joe really don't want to but the heavies say they will knee cap him if he don't.. So Joe and Mary slip out of town.. We all know the first kid can come anytime.. The rest take nine months.. Being newly weds and a kid in the oven, they were broke.. Motel ^ wasn't in giving credit in those days ( or any other day).. They go out into the barn and Mary squeezes the bastard out.. This is where " for christ sakes close the door. Were you born in a barn already?"came from
So it manifested it's self to look like a man and jumps the jewish chicks bones.. A month later the gal said " I'm late, goddammitt you knocked me up.. The gas bag figures how to get out of this jam.. Yeah, (the fucker) sends a couple of wise guys..
They fine Joe the stone cutter and tell him he has to marry the broad.. Joe really don't want to but the heavies say they will knee cap him if he don't.. So Joe and Mary slip out of town.. We all know the first kid can come anytime.. The rest take nine months.. Being newly weds and a kid in the oven, they were broke.. Motel ^ wasn't in giving credit in those days ( or any other day).. They go out into the barn and Mary squeezes the bastard out.. This is where " for christ sakes close the door. Were you born in a barn already?"came from
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Captain Goddammit
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I love history as told by unjonharley!
Hell he should know, he was there...
Hell he should know, he was there...
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
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He was told that by a burning ass!!!
"And low, there was great whaling and gnashing of teats."
"And low, there was great whaling and gnashing of teats."
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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Simon of the Playa wrote:I vote to merge some of your other arguments over here, to put things in context
thats fine with me....feel free to edit and beautify your thread by removing my shit and placing it here...in it's entirety....without censorship.
Turns out that's neither necessary nor feasible.
It can still be brought over, piece-meal. There are compelling arguments in there that you may not want lost after Feb 14th. They seem to beg for a continued discussion....
Worry is a misuse of imagination
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
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forty_eight
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
On another forum, people were trying to say that the virgen de guadalupe is a hoax.
Pendejos don't even know
She lives down the street from me:
Next thing you know people will be acting like Tonantzin wasn't real.
Fuck that, bro. That's what I say.
lol
Pendejos don't even know
She lives down the street from me:
Next thing you know people will be acting like Tonantzin wasn't real.
Fuck that, bro. That's what I say.
lol
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goathead
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
Keeping their Faith, Rocking and Potentially Fatal.
Fuck, are they Burners and don't even realize it?
Fuck, are they Burners and don't even realize it?
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Fuck you Krampus.
oh is this the wrong place?
my bad.
oh is this the wrong place?
my bad.
”On second thought, Let’s not go to Camelot. It’s a silly place.”
Roll on through, Tumbleweed.
Roll on through, Tumbleweed.
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The interpretation of this passage from the book of Unjon meant that at low tide there was a plague of whales and their teats were tasty.FIGJAM wrote:"And low, there was great whaling and gnashing of teats."
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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Everything reminds me of "Grabbers" these days.
Fuck Netflix
Fuck Netflix
Worry is a misuse of imagination
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
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Simon of the Playa
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"Some scholars have identified components of the legend of the Eternal Jew in Teutonic legends of the Eternal Hunter, some features of which are derived from Wotan mythology.[11]
"In some areas the farmers arranged the rows in their fields in such a way that on Sundays the Eternal Jew might find a resting place. Elsewhere they assumed that he could rest only upon a plough or that he had to be on the go all year and was allowed a respite only on Christmas."
"In some areas the farmers arranged the rows in their fields in such a way that on Sundays the Eternal Jew might find a resting place. Elsewhere they assumed that he could rest only upon a plough or that he had to be on the go all year and was allowed a respite only on Christmas."
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unjonharley
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The whole fucking bible was plagiarized.. Mostly from the Greek and Egyptian myths.. Whats with this #40 horse shit?? Was the Adam and Eve story taken from a cloning project?.. Could the story have been brought into history from prehistory..
When before writing there were only poets/story tellers.. Plato translated some of these ancient told stories into mythology and hooked a god unto some..
When before writing there were only poets/story tellers.. Plato translated some of these ancient told stories into mythology and hooked a god unto some..
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Simon of the Playa
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Re: FUCK YOU JESUS!
bigger?
oh my.
oh my.
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unjonharley
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Oh! for christ sakesSimon of the Playa wrote:bigger?
oh my.