10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by unjonharley » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:40 pm

Native Americans use buffalo chips to cook in the open planes states..

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Post by Sunbeam56 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:46 pm

I have to confess, when it comes to cooking, which I do a lot, I prefer propane to camel or buffalo dung. Much easier to control.
Unlike many MANY other things, if you are baking, control of the heat is a good thing. :)
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Post by Sunbeam56 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:03 pm

Having no personal experience... I would advise stripping and letting the camel stomp and spit on your clothes. :)
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:05 pm

unjonharley wrote:Native Americans use buffalo chips to cook in the open planes states..
I understand that the other Indians use cow dung for the same thing... Where are either of them going to get wood?

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Post by Lowz » Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:01 am

we need a "like" button
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Post by BBadger » Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:51 am

It's too bad we don't use more dung-fueled fires so that we could have an North American brown cloud in addition to the dust at Burning Man. Instead, we just get brush fires.
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Post by unjonharley » Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:45 am

E playa bull shit chips..

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Post by Thecatman » Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:58 pm

The smoke also keeps mosquitos away. :lol:
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Post by Ratty » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:38 am

The 12th secret.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:45 am

The Greeters will fuck you in the ass while you ring that stupid bell.

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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:50 am

thats no secret.


i know a lot of people who come just for that.


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Post by VultureChow » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:16 am

That would save me the trouble of biking to the orgy dome.
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Post by H.G.Crosby » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:26 am

this is why gate is so cranky.


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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:30 am

VultureChow wrote:That would save me the trouble of biking to the orgy dome.
Plus when they get done with you, you're not biking anywhere, all week...


Does anyone else feel that Badger sort of phoned it in?
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Re: 10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

Post by Nipple » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:41 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
VultureChow wrote:That would save me the trouble of biking to the orgy dome.
Plus when they get done with you, you're not biking anywhere, all week...


Does anyone else feel that Badger sort of phoned it in?
The first year I was out there, I was really wishing I brought my cycling shorts after just the first day.

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Post by unjonharley » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:51 pm

Nipple wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
VultureChow wrote:That would save me the trouble of biking to the orgy dome.
Plus when they get done with you, you're not biking anywhere, all week...


Does anyone else feel that Badger sort of phoned it in?
The first year I was out there, I was really wishing I brought my cycling shorts after just the first day.
There has to be a name for that pain..

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Post by FIGJAM » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:54 pm

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Post by Mojojita » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:07 pm

Now that's some thread drift.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:58 pm

its all polka all of the time.
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Post by DrScott626 » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:40 pm

Dirty Secret # 11

Burning Man pays ZERO to the Tribe.
"We're having a BIG party out here.
You Indians take out the trash for $5.
What an insult! :x

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Post by GreyCoyote » Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:51 am

DrScott626 wrote:Dirty Secret # 11

Burning Man pays ZERO to the Tribe.
"We're having a BIG party out here.
You Indians take out the trash for $5.
What an insult! :x
I would assume if the tribe had an issue with dignity, they would raise it properly with the BMORG via the usual channels. As to the price of servicing that particular windfall, it is still a free market.
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Post by BoyScoutGirl » Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:49 am

Fer fuck's sake, they could at least spell Fukushima correctly in the headline if they spell it correctly in the body text. Though, they completely butcher the spelling of Tohoku in the body of the text, so I guess they really don't care.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:51 am

Damn those parody sites, why can't they get the facts straight of the tragedies that they are lampooning.

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Post by BoyScoutGirl » Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:15 pm

...I really should have realized that.

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Post by ygmir » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:25 pm

I'll just leave the intel here:
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Post by forty_eight » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:44 pm

lol, Burning Man is like a week long April's Fools.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:58 am

it's run by JEWS!
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