The Bar
The Bar
Well kids,
I was just appreciating how much this here Eplaya
is like the real playa with the witty conversation, and the
mayhem, and the diverse opinions; being able to jump from one
camp (thread) to another...just realized that besides
the dust, there was something missing....hey! Where's my
fucking drink?!
SO - I take my needs into my own hands...
Welcome to the Eplaya Bar! Tish the Dish, the Hostess with the
Mostess at your service! She is plenty experienced (you heard me)
and pretty darn hot to boot. Step right up, pull up a barstool
and have a seat. The bar is fully stocked and lookee there!
A hundred kegs with every beer you've ever wanted on tap!
Act appropriately (as defined by you of course) and no puking!
What'll it be, baby?
I was just appreciating how much this here Eplaya
is like the real playa with the witty conversation, and the
mayhem, and the diverse opinions; being able to jump from one
camp (thread) to another...just realized that besides
the dust, there was something missing....hey! Where's my
fucking drink?!
SO - I take my needs into my own hands...
Welcome to the Eplaya Bar! Tish the Dish, the Hostess with the
Mostess at your service! She is plenty experienced (you heard me)
and pretty darn hot to boot. Step right up, pull up a barstool
and have a seat. The bar is fully stocked and lookee there!
A hundred kegs with every beer you've ever wanted on tap!
Act appropriately (as defined by you of course) and no puking!
What'll it be, baby?
- Bambi of Finland
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- samtzu
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...one from the green bottle...
I'll have a club soda...
.... sissy....
Alright... make it a double... hey! Where's the bartender?
.... Yeah, where's the babe?...
I'll have a club soda...
.... sissy....
Alright... make it a double... hey! Where's the bartender?
.... Yeah, where's the babe?...
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer
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- Sandwichman
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I will take a apple juice, grenadine, and vodka. I am not sure what it is called but I had it at the pitstop at the Glowing Gate Bridge and I am forever changed. That and a side of sas and I will be on my way to the gig.
Jason
Jason
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You got it, baby - sounds like a blast! Sierra tastes *much* better outside in the sun!samtzu wrote:Headin' to a B'B'Q' in Lake Oswego... could I get a sixer of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to go?
... and a split a Lafite Rothschild, '83...?
...hey, nice taste...that's a classy jar o' grape juice...but, ah, who's payin'?...
Thanks for the cleanup sweetie - I'm glad I didn't ask what the milk was for!Bambi of Finland wrote:ooops, ummm, sorry tisha2, can I have my keys now? oh and don't worry I'll clean up Sensei's chocolate milk in the parking lot . Amazing what you can do with a pressure sprayer and some chocolate milk. Invisiblepants will never be the same. Seeyou later for a nightcap!
...here's yer keys, and some B vitamins. ; )
See ya tonight, baby!
Yummmm! Sounds tasty!Sandwichman wrote:I will take a apple juice, grenadine, and vodka. I am not sure what it is called but I had it at the pitstop at the Glowing Gate Bridge and I am forever changed. That and a side of sas and I will be on my way to the gig.
*clink*
*pour*
*splash*
I'll even add a couple of perfect maraschino cherries - and check out
the glassware tricked out with EL wire!! Pretty sassy, eh?
Hate to see you drink and run, baby...what's the gig?
- Sandwichman
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Thank you for the drink the cherries added the right touch. I am off to dj out tonight then tomorrow work on my live music project.tisha2 wrote:Thanks for the cleanup sweetie - I'm glad I didn't ask what the milk was for!Bambi of Finland wrote:ooops, ummm, sorry tisha2, can I have my keys now? oh and don't worry I'll clean up Sensei's chocolate milk in the parking lot . Amazing what you can do with a pressure sprayer and some chocolate milk. Invisiblepants will never be the same. Seeyou later for a nightcap!
...here's yer keys, and some B vitamins. ; )
See ya tonight, baby!
Yummmm! Sounds tasty!Sandwichman wrote:I will take a apple juice, grenadine, and vodka. I am not sure what it is called but I had it at the pitstop at the Glowing Gate Bridge and I am forever changed. That and a side of sas and I will be on my way to the gig.
*clink*
*pour*
*splash*
I'll even add a couple of perfect maraschino cherries - and check out
the glassware tricked out with EL wire!! Pretty sassy, eh?
Hate to see you drink and run, baby...what's the gig?
Let me clean this glass for you and offer to pour you a drink before I leave. How about a nice liquid cocaine? Splash, splash, shake shake, here you go. And please no checking out my backside while I shake. That should be saved for the dancefloor.
Jason
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Well GodDAMN - chivalry is *not* dead! Thank you, baby!Sandwichman wrote: Let me clean this glass for you and offer to pour you a drink before I leave. How about a nice liquid cocaine? Splash, splash, shake shake, here you go. And please no checking out my backside while I shake. That should be saved for the dancefloor.
The best drinks, like the best dinners, are the ones that someone else makes!
...nice backside... ; )
Shit! er...shitmouse wrote:i'll take a "prairy fire" please.
-((good) tequila, with about 4 shakes of tabasco).
i'll be over here.
thank you.
-b
Sorry to keep you waiting, baby...had to tend to some, ah, business...in the back.
Here ya' go honey, Sauza with the sauce.
think I'll have one, too. 'Tis been a doozy of a day.
*clink*
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tisha2 wrote:
...uh... the Big guy is pickin' up the check on this one. He let's me make his decisions for him; I let him pick up the tab...samtzu wrote:Headin' to a B'B'Q' in Lake Oswego... could I get a sixer of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to go?
... and a split a Lafite Rothschild, '83...?
You got it, baby - sounds like a blast! Sierra tastes *much* better outside in the sun!
...hey, nice taste...that's a classy jar o' grape juice...but, ah, who's payin'?...
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer
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Grog
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sexy bartendress...
FINALLY!!!
a topic that *i* can appreciate!!!
i'd like a glass of champagne, please...
ooo... and you look *so* hot tonight!!! i really like your outfit... or... um... er... *lack* thereof...
-witchy
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only bad witches are ugly.
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a topic that *i* can appreciate!!!
i'd like a glass of champagne, please...
ooo... and you look *so* hot tonight!!! i really like your outfit... or... um... er... *lack* thereof...
-witchy
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only bad witches are ugly.
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Yahoo!! NOW it's a party!!
Sensei - You can light up anywhere you want to, baby!
-and I guess you can take my name off your "Larry's Ass" list...now
that you know what it looks like... ; )
Jellyfish - More Grog, MORE GROG!! You got it! One for you, and two for me, two for you and shmore fer mee....
GLYNDA!!!!! Hi, baby!!!! One champagne coming up...fuck it, here's the bottle!! It's on me (literally - heehee!) And yer pretty hot yer damn self!!
Sensei - You can light up anywhere you want to, baby!
-and I guess you can take my name off your "Larry's Ass" list...now
that you know what it looks like... ; )
Jellyfish - More Grog, MORE GROG!! You got it! One for you, and two for me, two for you and shmore fer mee....
GLYNDA!!!!! Hi, baby!!!! One champagne coming up...fuck it, here's the bottle!! It's on me (literally - heehee!) And yer pretty hot yer damn self!!