The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:34 pm

Well kids,

I was just appreciating how much this here Eplaya
is like the real playa with the witty conversation, and the
mayhem, and the diverse opinions; being able to jump from one
camp (thread) to another...just realized that besides
the dust, there was something missing....hey! Where's my
fucking drink?!

SO - I take my needs into my own hands...

Welcome to the Eplaya Bar! Tish the Dish, the Hostess with the
Mostess at your service! She is plenty experienced (you heard me)
and pretty darn hot to boot. Step right up, pull up a barstool
and have a seat. The bar is fully stocked and lookee there!
A hundred kegs with every beer you've ever wanted on tap!

Act appropriately (as defined by you of course) and no puking!

What'll it be, baby?

Magikal · Post by **Magikal** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:53 pm

Mmmmm, thank you, my dear. Got any Guiness (sp?) on tap?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:02 pm

Do you have any chocolate milk? I don't wanna say what it's for...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:18 pm

Magikal wrote:Mmmmm, thank you, my dear. Got any Guiness (sp?) on tap?

But of course! Nice choice, handsome...

*clink*

[pull]

*shkwooshhhh....fizzfizz*

Nice head, eh?

This one's on the house, baby.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:26 pm

Sensei wrote:Do you have any chocolate milk? I don't wanna say what it's for...

hmmm...urge to ask anyway...wait - no... No. I don't want to know.

Let's see...yep, here it is, in the back of the mini-fridge,
let's just check the date - oh. um... I'm sure it's fine...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:34 pm

Thanks, babe.

* running out the door *

Oh, Invisiblepaaaaants!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:39 pm

just keep it outside, fellas.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:48 pm

Hey , Tisha I'll have the usual, and take my keys.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:54 pm

You got it, baby.

*clink*
*pour*
[shakeshakeshake]
...a splash on top...and a match...
*phoomp*

Just remember to blow it out first!

(and you might want to decide who gets your keys
*before* you start drinking...)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:55 pm

allright, kids - bartendress is going out for the night.
I can trust you in here alone, right?

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:03 pm

Yeah,yeah,yeah ... gimme my keeeeys

Magikal · Post by **Magikal** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:56 pm

Bambi, I know how you drink (not like me, of course!), so you better gimmie them thar keys! I'm shober!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:40 am

...one from the green bottle...

I'll have a club soda...

.... sissy....

Alright... make it a double... hey! Where's the bartender?

.... Yeah, where's the babe?...

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:28 am

Its awfully quiet here....Hey yoooose guys sure do look pretty when I'm drunk...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:14 pm

Okay, kids, Happy Sunday! How we doin'...?

What the-

HEY!! BAMBI!! WAKE UP!! You can't sleep here, baby!

Oh, jeez...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:33 pm

Headin' to a B'B'Q' in Lake Oswego... could I get a sixer of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to go?

... and a split a Lafite Rothschild, '83...?

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:33 pm

ooops, ummm, sorry tisha2, can I have my keys now? oh and don't worry I'll clean up Sensei's chocolate milk in the parking lot . Amazing what you can do with a pressure sprayer and some chocolate milk. Invisiblepants will never be the same. Seeyou later for a nightcap!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 4:41 pm

I will take a apple juice, grenadine, and vodka. I am not sure what it is called but I had it at the pitstop at the Glowing Gate Bridge and I am forever changed. That and a side of sas and I will be on my way to the gig.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:17 pm

samtzu wrote:Headin' to a B'B'Q' in Lake Oswego... could I get a sixer of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to go?

... and a split a Lafite Rothschild, '83...?

You got it, baby - sounds like a blast! Sierra tastes *much* better outside in the sun!

...hey, nice taste...that's a classy jar o' grape juice...but, ah, who's payin'?...

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:19 pm

i'll take a "prairy fire" please.
-((good) tequila, with about 4 shakes of tabasco).
i'll be over here.
thank you.
-b

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:26 pm

Bambi of Finland wrote:ooops, ummm, sorry tisha2, can I have my keys now? oh and don't worry I'll clean up Sensei's chocolate milk in the parking lot . Amazing what you can do with a pressure sprayer and some chocolate milk. Invisiblepants will never be the same. Seeyou later for a nightcap!

Thanks for the cleanup sweetie - I'm glad I didn't ask what the milk was for!
...here's yer keys, and some B vitamins. ; )
See ya tonight, baby!

Sandwichman wrote:I will take a apple juice, grenadine, and vodka. I am not sure what it is called but I had it at the pitstop at the Glowing Gate Bridge and I am forever changed. That and a side of sas and I will be on my way to the gig.

Yummmm! Sounds tasty!
*clink*
*pour*
*splash*
I'll even add a couple of perfect maraschino cherries - and check out
the glassware tricked out with EL wire!! Pretty sassy, eh?
Hate to see you drink and run, baby...what's the gig?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:44 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Bambi of Finland wrote:ooops, ummm, sorry tisha2, can I have my keys now? oh and don't worry I'll clean up Sensei's chocolate milk in the parking lot . Amazing what you can do with a pressure sprayer and some chocolate milk. Invisiblepants will never be the same. Seeyou later for a nightcap!
Thanks for the cleanup sweetie - I'm glad I didn't ask what the milk was for!
...here's yer keys, and some B vitamins. ; )
See ya tonight, baby!

Sandwichman wrote:I will take a apple juice, grenadine, and vodka. I am not sure what it is called but I had it at the pitstop at the Glowing Gate Bridge and I am forever changed. That and a side of sas and I will be on my way to the gig.
Yummmm! Sounds tasty!
*clink*
*pour*
*splash*
I'll even add a couple of perfect maraschino cherries - and check out
the glassware tricked out with EL wire!! Pretty sassy, eh?
Hate to see you drink and run, baby...what's the gig?

Thank you for the drink the cherries added the right touch. I am off to dj out tonight then tomorrow work on my live music project.

Let me clean this glass for you and offer to pour you a drink before I leave. How about a nice liquid cocaine? Splash, splash, shake shake, here you go. And please no checking out my backside while I shake. That should be saved for the dancefloor.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:55 pm

Sandwichman wrote: Let me clean this glass for you and offer to pour you a drink before I leave. How about a nice liquid cocaine? Splash, splash, shake shake, here you go. And please no checking out my backside while I shake. That should be saved for the dancefloor.

Well GodDAMN - chivalry is *not* dead! Thank you, baby!
The best drinks, like the best dinners, are the ones that someone else makes!

...nice backside... ; )

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:34 pm

shitmouse wrote:i'll take a "prairy fire" please.
-((good) tequila, with about 4 shakes of tabasco).
i'll be over here.
thank you.
-b

Shit! er...
Sorry to keep you waiting, baby...had to tend to some, ah, business...in the back.
Here ya' go honey, Sauza with the sauce.
think I'll have one, too. 'Tis been a doozy of a day.
*clink*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:42 pm

* door in back opens - Sensei enters *

Thanks Tish, you were wonderful... Say, is it OK if I light a cigarette in here?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:47 pm

tisha2 wrote:

samtzu wrote:
Headin' to a B'B'Q' in Lake Oswego... could I get a sixer of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to go?

... and a split a Lafite Rothschild, '83...?

You got it, baby - sounds like a blast! Sierra tastes *much* better outside in the sun!

...hey, nice taste...that's a classy jar o' grape juice...but, ah, who's payin'?...

...uh... the Big guy is pickin' up the check on this one. He let's me make his decisions for him; I let him pick up the tab...

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:56 pm

Innkeeper! More Grog!

glynda · Post by **glynda** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:02 pm

FINALLY!!!

a topic that *i* can appreciate!!!

i'd like a glass of champagne, please...

ooo... and you look *so* hot tonight!!! i really like your outfit... or... um... er... *lack* thereof...

-witchy

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only bad witches are ugly.
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tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:17 pm

Yahoo!! NOW it's a party!!

Sensei - You can light up anywhere you want to, baby!
-and I guess you can take my name off your "Larry's Ass" list...now
that you know what it looks like... ; )

Jellyfish - More Grog, MORE GROG!! You got it! One for you, and two for me, two for you and shmore fer mee....

GLYNDA!!!!! Hi, baby!!!! One champagne coming up...fuck it, here's the bottle!! It's on me (literally - heehee!) And yer pretty hot yer damn self!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:31 pm

Oh, and Samtzu - I got a bill here for you for a $200 bottle of wine...?

Samtzu...?

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