The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:50 pm

Flopping on the floor, laughing,

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:51 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
sputnik wrote: You do that BHA.

I'll be back in a few hours.
*fishy shakes head and hands bha hitachi and g-spotter*
Interesting that you mention this. I have been wondering if the g-spotter worked as advertised.

C'mere Tisha, I gots something I want to show you.

even with special tools, there's only been one or two fellas that could accurately locate and appropriately umm....stimulate ye olde g-spot. but i'll give it a shot... just a sec -

thanks, sis. i'd love a manhatten... it is monday, after all.

not much is new - except i'm not smoking!!!! and i no longer want to kill anyone!! yaay!
work is normal.
there is a new flirty situation in my life, but don't think it has any serious potential.
you? why are you murderous today?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:55 pm

one three-gallon manhattan for ya, sis.

i'm just a little testy because people i love are trying to die a lot lately. it's got me a little... frazzled.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:56 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:In the interest of Darwinian fishies, here's another one to add to your collection fishie. Made this one up for someone else's camp at Burning Man. They never used it, but I saved it in the hopes of making a bumper sticker some day. Jus' startin shit again.

It's good to know that I won't be burning in Hell by myself...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:57 pm

Beverage for the non-heli?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:09 pm

oops - time to go meet the school bus...hang on to that magic wand for later, 'kay bucket?

; )

ta y'all!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:12 pm

Hang in there, Heli... you'll find something that works as well... hell, you should be able to cage rides now and then....

... I still miss low level with the doors wide open... watching the world go by at 100 knots while people are shooting at you.... major adrenaline rush...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:16 pm

I know but...........and it's too late, turned in my red card today. There is a good line in "Meet Joe Black", sometimes you have to sacrifice something for someone else's happiness, or something along those lines.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:19 pm

helitack wrote:I know but...........and it's too late, turned in my red card today. There is a good line in "Meet Joe Black", sometimes you have to sacrifice something for someone else's happiness, or something along those lines.

AW SHIT!!! You're doing this for someone else???!!! Well, Jesus H. Christ, let me know who it is and I can explain to them just what in the hell you are giving up for them.... Jesus.... this is more than "I love the smell of napalm in the morning... " type shit.... this is almost life itself...

Ahhh.... Heli... let me get you a drink... what're you sluggin' down?...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:23 pm

Believe me it's worth it. And I'll have a 12 box of PBR in cans please.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:25 pm

helitack wrote:Believe me it's worth it. And I'll have a 12 box of PBR in cans please.

Okay... if you say it's worth it, it is.... 'nuff said...

and here's your twelver of PBR... try not to drink it all this afternoon...

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:27 pm

walks in and heads to the fridge, where she pours herself a glass from the premixed lemonade, then proceeds to mix up another batch.

Hi boys, what's going on.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:30 pm

Drinkin

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:31 pm

helitack wrote:Drinkin

Ummm, fabulous. I do like to drink.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:33 pm

yep, and I am really drinkin, anit gonna stop for a day or so

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:36 pm

Well, hang in there, Heli.... enjoy the PBR..

BNO, whatcha' having...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:40 pm

yikes heli. Here, I brung ya nother twelver.

Ms. Owl! Times they are a changin, eh?

I believe I will have a good ol' guinness. Ahhh, that hits the spot.

Mr. Tzu, fellow unemployee, good to see ya.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:41 pm

I can't grow up, I'm too old now.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:42 pm

heli: smoootch!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:43 pm

Thanks Sam, but I got myself a lemonade already.

Howdy Giggles, it's always nice to see you.

Heli, it's nice to see someone with drinkin' stamina. I don't like lightweights.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:44 pm

Good to see you, Ms. Snort... by the way, how's your art gig goin'? I'd try that myself, but they would probably demand that I keep my clothes on and my face averted... *sigh*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:44 pm

gigglesnort wrote:yikes heli. Here, I brung ya nother twelver.

Ms. Owl! Times they are a changin, eh?

I believe I will have a good ol' guinness. Ahhh, that hits the spot.

Mr. Tzu, fellow unemployee, good to see ya.

GS, when did you become an unemployee??

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:44 pm

Thanks Guin, your numbers programmed into my phone now as well.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:45 pm

Sam, I could use a snuggle though.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:47 pm

good. use it. often.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:50 pm

blueniteowl wrote:Sam, I could use a snuggle though.

A snuggle is available... here.... crook of my arm... there ya' go.... we both still have a hand free to hold our drinks...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:50 pm

I will, often.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:59 pm

GS, when did you become an unemployee??

dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit. I just wrote a book on the subject and then erased it. Oh well, take two....

So, i was saying that you may or may not have witnessed my declining transcription performance. Well, I finally fired myself, as they didn't seem to want to do it. I don't know when it was official, but I pretty much didn't work diddly from december on...

Now I spose I'm a part-time unemployee as last week I modeled for an art class NEKKID! First-ever public nudity, woo hoo! I didn't chicken out, and they asked me to come back, so I guess it seems to have gone swell!

I also have someone interested in what I have to write, if I could get over being freaked out about it and just do it. I'm freaked out on a number of levels but amazingly calm despite it. Surely this has nothing to do with my bailey's-induced sleepwalking last week. Today it is guinness, however, and i'm only on my first. Should I get loopy before the night's through and embarrass myself, would someone please put a sledgehammer to my fingers? Actually no, no. Duck tape would be fine. Duck tape my fingers.

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:00 pm

YAAAAY!!!! I finally got some billable hours in. Finally gett'n some semi-real mon-ay! YAAAY!! Finally can reorder more oil for more soap!! YAAAAY!!!

Slide a beer down here!!

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:01 pm

gigglesnort wrote: Should I get loopy before the night's through and embarrass myself, would someone please put a sledgehammer to my fingers? Actually no, no. Duck tape would be fine. Duck tape my fingers.

but you're so cute when you're loopy and embarassing yourself!