The Bar

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:44 pm

Knuckle, Knuckle...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:45 pm

helitack wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:seven. on the seventh I just get stupid.
I am well on my way to beyond stupid. I have four cases of PBR out back, getting desert temp in the shade. This morning it felt like the opening scene in the old show "Branded". Handing in my IA gear, my red card, very dramatic. Shit

Ever thought about working wiht the BRC Volenteer Fire Department? Get a great view of the burn. You may have the creds and maybe a once a year ya-ya would help you.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:46 pm

gigglesnort wrote:How many donkey pisses equal one guinness? I swear the beau can drink that nasty cheap lite beer like water.

It's really midevil "smallbeer" that they had to drink like water because the water was undrinkable.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:46 pm

I wish I had a "G" spot....

Of course, I forgot... guys are all "G" spot...

... sorry.... nevermind...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:47 pm

I hear you, Fishy.

Here's my take:

the g-spot is the female equivalent of the prostate... works the same way: an extra little "oomph"...

that's how mine is anyway..

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:48 pm

samtzu wrote:I wish I had a "G" spot....

Of course, I forgot... guys are all "G" spot...

... sorry.... nevermind...

Ah, but you have the "P-spot" (which the cutsie are calling the prostate these days) with the Hitachi P-spotter attachment.

Equal opportunity, bro.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:50 pm

okay all: here's question for you:

hypothetically, of course:

what could be said to a person who owes someone money, about legal repricussions? Say person A is owed $500 by person B. What, from a legal standpoint, could be done? Small claims? What would an attorney say about it?

Any thoughts??

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:50 pm

Simultanious posting by GE and tCf.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:50 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
helitack wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:seven. on the seventh I just get stupid.
I am well on my way to beyond stupid. I have four cases of PBR out back, getting desert temp in the shade. This morning it felt like the opening scene in the old show "Branded". Handing in my IA gear, my red card, very dramatic. Shit
Ever thought about working wiht the BRC Volenteer Fire Department? Get a great view of the burn. You may have the creds and maybe a once a year ya-ya would help you.

No interest, BM is my vacation. I had to do some EMT stuff last year and I would prefer not to. but if someone is down, then it's second nature.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:50 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:I wish I had a "G" spot....

Of course, I forgot... guys are all "G" spot...

... sorry.... nevermind...
Ah, but you have the "P-spot" (which the cutsie are calling the prostate these days) with the Hitachi P-spotter attachment.
Equal opportunity, bro.

Ummmmm..... how much are these things (NOW you have my interest!)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:51 pm

Probably small claims. Any paper trail?

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:52 pm

Of course you can have a lap!

Oh, bless you...

(weakly hops up and turns around three times before lying down)

You know... petting a cat soothes both the cat and the person doing the petting. So it’s therapy both ways, you see.

(The cat falls into a deeeeeep slumber, purring with rhythmic bliss... his feet twitch... mutters something about "oomph". In reality camp, its time to scratch up some grub)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:53 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Probably small claims. Any paper trail?

not really: through the classifieds...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:53 pm

heli could be the collection agency.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:54 pm

And, of course, there's the C-spot.
Teuscher wine truffles rock.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:54 pm

As could Sam....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:56 pm

Well, there is the ad.

But I'm only a fish, not a lawyer.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:57 pm

samtzu wrote:As could Sam....

Yeah, half an hour of his bad puns could get you an even grand.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:00 pm

C-spot

Oh, yes they do. Why am i hungry all of a sudden?

Y'know, this is a pretty good cat to have around... nothing ever smells like cat piss, and there's no shedding.

When i leave, will someone make sure the mechanical hand keeps working? Wouldn't want the biss to wake up.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:01 pm

biss?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:04 pm

helitack wrote:biss?

arabic for male cat.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:07 pm

Do they serve alcoholic chai at this bar?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:07 pm

Oh

Number 11

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:09 pm

Chai Guy wrote:Do they serve alcoholic chai at this bar?

We can spike it with anything.

Rum? Vodka? Ammaretto?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:10 pm

*fishy is playing it very cool, because she doesn't want to scare Chai Guy away*

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:11 pm

Ammaretto might be nice! I've only mixed it with Guinness before.

(which suprisingly ain't half bad).

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:12 pm

HEL-ee HEL-ee HEL-ee HEL-ee

wowza! You and the beau should hang this summer. He is a big adrenaline junkie macho man river guide guy who drinks the way you do. Maybe you could talk him into wearing a kilt.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:13 pm

{lights a yummy chai-scented candle and places it on the bar}

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:15 pm

gigglesnort wrote:HEL-ee HEL-ee HEL-ee HEL-ee

wowza! You and the beau should hang this summer. He is a big adrenaline junkie macho man river guide guy who drinks the way you do. Maybe you could talk him into wearing a kilt.

mmm, kilts...

i wore mine to the bookstore this weekend (ok, i wore it everywhere this weekend). but at the bookstore, i ran into a dude wearing the same kilt. he looked like he was gonna say something...

it's weird. they think you're strange if you wear kilts in portland. here they don't even notice, unless it's to compliment you...

damn hippies.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:16 pm

One amaretto chai for the chai guy!