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helitack
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Post by helitack » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:13 pm

uh oh Ranger Grouchy Fuck might come out. With his pony tail tucked neatly into his hat
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Post by samtzu » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:41 pm

Uh oh.... I've met Ranger Grouchy Fuck before (different body) and almost got my ass arrested, because Sam The Smart Ass appeared at almost the same time...

.... sooooo..... what's yer' sign? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?.....
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sputnik
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Post by sputnik » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:50 pm

Hey everyone.

I am buzzing tonight! My local coffee shop had a "Very Caffeinated Person Party" for those of us who've been coming in for years. They had a guy in from Caffe D'Arte who made up espresso drinks. Man, o man. I need some liquor to slow me down. Haven't had this much caffeine in a long time.

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Martiansky
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Post by Martiansky » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:51 pm

Alright, Sam.....let's hear the rest of the story? How didja piss off a Ranger?

'Fess up!!
So the theme this year is like a giant camp out in the desert? With people bringing lots of shit from all over? uh.. -Marscrumbs

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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:52 pm

alright, I love me a good caffeine buzz! Whatcher pleasure, buzznik?

Me, I'm (finally) nearing the end of guinness number two. Should I go for three....?

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Post by sputnik » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:57 pm

Scotch, straight. Maek em cheap and give em to me fast.

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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:59 pm

{lines up a row of glasses, cheap scotch bottle on the ready for fast pouring}

allright....ready when you are.....go!

helitack
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Post by helitack » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:00 pm

#16 and 4 shooters of El Tesoro and heli is still standing, er sitting shit
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Post by sparkletarte » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:02 pm

Whew it takes along time to strip windows! We haven't even been able to get one open yet. Now we've downgraded to trying to open one of each double set. I'll take an oj please, still a bit tender from the weekend.

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Post by samtzu » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:02 pm

Martiansky wrote:Alright, Sam.....let's hear the rest of the story? How didja piss off a Ranger?
'Fess up!!
Yosemite.... Tuolumne Meadows... pulled over in a truck that got stuck in the very soft shoulder. Ranger walks up, and I begin to chastise him for pulling us over where he knew we would get stuck. He spoke harshly, I spoke harshly, demanding that he pull us out of the muck... he refused... finally some friends pulled up behind us, offered to pull us out... ranger walked off and let them... and didn't comment about the pile of empties that were ankle deep in the cab of the truck...

Remember, stupidity is it's own reward...
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Post by sputnik » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:03 pm

1......2......3

it burns...but oh so good.

Line up 3 more...I'll be back after a run a mile or two.

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Post by helitack » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:07 pm

now my freekin cats are staring at me, this is classic
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:08 pm

{calling after sput as he runs off down the road}

They're waitin on you when you get back.......

I think on that note, I'll take beer number three, just so's heli won't feel like he's drinking alone.

And sparkleytarte, I've not yet commented on how I've fallen head over for your eyes!!!

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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:09 pm

Ooops! Silly me, almost forgot your oj.

{digs in mary poppins bag and finds a bag of organic valencia oranges and a juicer}

here ya go!

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Post by helitack » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:11 pm

id hate tto think what my eyes look like now, hear that? #17
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Post by sparkletarte » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:12 pm

Aw thanks gigs, wait till ya see the rest of me! ;)

Off to make dinner!

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Post by Martiansky » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:12 pm

OK, now I can go to bed since I heard the story! Thanks, Sam!

Goodnight everyone!!! I'm off to bed!


Dude, that is the worst when the cats stare at you.......
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:13 pm

Night Martiansky! Sleep warm!

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Post by Martiansky » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:15 pm

Thanks Giggles! I'll be back when I can keep my eyes open longer!
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Post by helitack » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:19 pm

so if I boot, i can drink more right?
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:20 pm

{wrinkles her nose at heli}

ewww, take it outside!!!

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Post by samtzu » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:20 pm

helitack wrote:id hate tto think what my eyes look like now, hear that? #17
Are you heading for #24, or what? I just want to keep count here... and your fingers don't appear to be hitting the correct keys...
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer

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Post by sputnik » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:20 pm

- sputnik stumbles in, falls to the floor, gets up, downs the shots 1...2....3


Ahhhhhhh....Now time to sit down. This should help. Man I hate when I'm buzzing like that. Can't focus, heart racing. Gack

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Post by samtzu » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:22 pm

Nite, M Sky

Sparkle: I have felt that way about your eyes for a long time, but you're with someone... soooo... I don't go there...

Heli: There are rules to Catball... please learn them before you start booting anyone...

Snorty: You still here?
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helitack
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Post by helitack » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:24 pm

trying for 24, bought 4 cases, 3 days off a case a day with some to share, then I found the El tesoro by accidnet
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:26 pm

The beau was around all last week, so......I was doing other things. Ahem. I missed you guys! He's outta town tonight; here I be!

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Post by sputnik » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:27 pm

OK...my...everything is starting to slow down a bit. Who's still here?

Sam

Heli

Giggles

Whew!

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Post by samtzu » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:27 pm

then I found the El tesoro by accidnet
Accidnet?

.... Jesus... I hate it when that happens....
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Post by samtzu » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:28 pm

Anyone up for rotating Avatars? Just cycle through whatever you got... hell, I may bring up some of Woodrow's that haven't been used before... he doesnt' mind...
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:28 pm

Heli's doing a better job typing with his 18 or 19 or whatever plus shots than I did with my lowly bottle of wine and shot of goldschlagger. It was a big shot of goldschlager......okay, don't hate me cuz I'm a lightweight!

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