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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:24 am

Anyone have a beverage for a wayward friend?
oonsa oonsa for your feets [url=http://www.djjasonphilips.com/mixes/mixes_files/La_musica_que_no_tacara_usted_quiere_que_tio_corte.mp3]click here[/url]

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Post by joel the ornery » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:27 am

absolutely...
what can i get you?

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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:45 am

joel the ornery wrote:absolutely...
what can i get you?
I will go with the bartenders choice.

So how goes the battle Joel? Do you still have much of your foot left after how much you have broken off in the backside of your youngins?
oonsa oonsa for your feets [url=http://www.djjasonphilips.com/mixes/mixes_files/La_musica_que_no_tacara_usted_quiere_que_tio_corte.mp3]click here[/url]

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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:26 am

Damn. Hate it when this happens.
surlier than thou

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:28 am

Rian Jackson wrote:Damn. Hate it when this happens.
That's life for you, but you do have the exciting opportunity to bring a dance floor from SEattle to TTITD.
The Lady with a Lamprey

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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:29 am

EvilDustBooger wrote:...with lox,...
Do I look like a cannibal to you.

But sure--I brought enough for all.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:35 am

bring a dance floor from SEattle to TTITD.
Honda civic, honey.
surlier than thou

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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:38 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
bring a dance floor from SEattle to TTITD.
Honda civic, honey.
Lots of rope.
oonsa oonsa for your feets [url=http://www.djjasonphilips.com/mixes/mixes_files/La_musica_que_no_tacara_usted_quiere_que_tio_corte.mp3]click here[/url]

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:48 am

Sandwichman wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
bring a dance floor from SEattle to TTITD.
Honda civic, honey.
Lots of rope.
Image
I'm sure you can improvise something...
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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:48 am

bend over and I'll show you a dance floor.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:50 am

All I see is standard office carpetting--splochy to not show stains...
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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:33 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:All I see is standard office carpetting--splochy to not show stains...
Same here except I am messy so there are crumbs below me from my animal crackers.

















Can I stop bending over yet?
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:39 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:..with lox,...
Do I look like a cannibal to you.

But sure--I brought enough for all.[/quote]

Oh My God. What was I thinking? I am SO SORRY!!!
That was very thoughtless of me....but, worms don`t sound too appetizing with bagels undt cream cheese....

I need a beer. Wheww! This Oklahoma heat+humidity is sizzling today.

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Post by sparkletarte » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:07 pm

An empty bar on a Friday night. tsk tsk.

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Post by helitack » Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:24 pm

It ain't that empty.
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Post by sparkletarte » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:22 am

Heli! Sadly, my wine goblet is empty and the rest of my bottle is in the house. I do have some nummy cheese curds though- want some?

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Post by sparkletarte » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:42 am

Uhhhh is this part of your apoktaliptica tease method or something? This is twice now heli- once in Vegas, once here. You have some serious making up to do.

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Post by sparkletarte » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:34 am

You sooooo have to host me at the Kantina.

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Post by LeChatNoir » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:47 am

(Dragging himself into the bar and leaning over a chair)

Ugh... not the greatest of days today. Beautiful, yes it’s true, but beautiful for the irony of it all.

(Goes behind the bar, parts the curtains and, digging out the blender, he grabs multiple bottles and begins to pour)

Bourbon... Brandy... Porter... Summerwheat... IPA... oh, what’s this? A nug of catnip!!! Think I’ll just toss that in too. And French bread... brie... hummus... That outta’ keep me running for a while.

*whirrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

(He walks over to the far wall and running his paw across the boards, comes to a stop over one spot. He knocks three time and a small round door opens and with his vile concoction in hand, crawls in)
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Post by Zulegoona » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:43 pm

* walks in and looks around *

looks pretty sad for a Bar on Saturday night, guess I'll make myself a Gin & tonic, and have a seat.

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Post by Zulegoona » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:49 am

* sigh, stands up shakes 1/4 inch of dust off and walks out *

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Post by LeChatNoir » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:07 am

(Peeks one groggy eye out of his hole in the wall, sees a ring of dust around a bar stool)

Wha?? Somebody say something?

Musta' been the wind flappin the tarps.
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Post by EvilDustBooger » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:28 pm

heh heh. No one around|
EviLLe enters the bar. Silently he rummages beneath the counter for something-ANYTHING to drink, he hears a klink, grabs the container-Slams it on the bar. Hmmmm what have we here???

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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:01 am

It was over one two five degrees again yesterday. Plus it's way past beer thirty. Schlitz anyone?
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Post by sputnik » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:24 am

Hit me man. It's heading for mid-90s here with 60% relative humidity.

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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:38 am

Here's your Schlitz. You have humid relatives? Hmmmmmm.
Shit outta beer, SPut got the last one, have to go to Beatty and get some more. sorry Rian.
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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:47 am

helitack wrote:Here's your Schlitz. You have humid relatives? Hmmmmmm.
Shit outta beer, SPut got the last one, have to go to Beatty and get some more. sorry Rian.
beatty nevada... talk about being no where.

beer me, please

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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:54 am

Found a sixer of Falstaff, it will have to do until I get back from Beatty. Hey, they do have beer there though, and gas too. No sharing with the sneaky hidden people.
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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:58 am

i am so ready for a lonely desolate place in the southwest...
i just realized with all this talk of shlitz and falstaff, i haven't had a Stag beer in months.

beer me, please

(ps adding Beatty, Nevada to my list of places to see)

only 1934.4 miles door to door.

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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:38 am

Dude, convince the wife that you have to go, together. And go. Just do it. You know you can. Then you can let her take a spin on the ol' Kantina "vertical metal dancing aid". Here's your goddam Falstaff
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