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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:39 am

Fine. You hold down Big Bird. I'll get the funnel!
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by EvilDustBooger » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:39 am

I need anesthhhhhhhh-!
anestheeeeeeeee-...!!
Anestheeeesssssssshhhhhhhhh....!!!

geez please gimme something to drink....

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:41 am

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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:42 am

Hey,
I'll take another glass of that Wild Turkey please.....
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by BigCock » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:43 am

HYAAA!
cock makes drunken leap up onto bar, slips on puddle of fish bowl water, backflips and lands on barstool
OOOFFF!

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:46 am

geez please gimme something to drink....
Fuzzy Evil
1 oz peach schnapps
6 oz orange juice
6 oz pineapple juice
Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker with crushed ice. Shake well, strain into a collins glass, and serve.Serve in:
Collins Glass


I'll take another glass of that Wild Turkey please.....
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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:47 am

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thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:49 am

zoom! drink?

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:49 am

Oh my....Cock, you okay? (that didn't sound right)
Anyways....Quick! Someone help me with the cock.

(I hate myself)

Where's my damn drink?!?!

Stay right there Big Bird.
BOOBIES!!!

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Zoom
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Post by Zoom » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:50 am

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thank god for the powers that look out for us and guide us through this wild ride to find out that there is life afterwards.

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:51 am

Yay Mozy!!!!!!

Thanks.
AAAAAHHHHHH.

Yummy.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by BigCock » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:52 am

uuuhhhhhhhh
Quick, mouth to beak resusitation .......

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:52 am

Quick! Someone help me with the cock
Arrgh! someone need help with cock?


Bahahahaa!

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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:56 am

I think the Cock is Okay now.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Bin Noddin » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:57 am

Sheeeeeyut! Dat boid's got friends! And leave the cock alone, hey!
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen

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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:00 pm

Finishes drink and pats Mozy on the back

Well, I gotta go. Y'all enjoy yourselves. Gotta go to work now.

Kisses,
L'Orgasm
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by BigCock » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:03 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Sheeeeeyut! Dat boid's got friends! And leave the cock alone, hey!
NO NO! Stroke the cock.
Yessssss.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:09 pm

have a nice day Lorgasm.

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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:12 pm

You too Mozy.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Simply Joel » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:13 pm

less than 3 hours before a 3 day weekend...

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Lorgasm
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Post by Lorgasm » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:13 pm

Hey,
Thanks for the Wild Turkey.

(hiccup)
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:14 pm

joel. drink or beer?

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Post by regionalchaos » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:19 pm

Oh man. I got a crazy wicked head cold. I better take a hot taudy!
Participate! - )'( -

http://regionalchaos.net

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Post by joel the ornery » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:23 pm

Mozy... a beer will suffice. just the other day i tried to drink some Dewar's and just couldn't stomach it.

thanks

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Post by joel the ornery » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:25 pm

regionalchaos wrote:Oh man. I got a crazy wicked head cold. I better take a hot taudy!
i am still coughing up remnants of my cold at the beginning of the week...

RC, hope you feel better soon.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:36 pm

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:38 pm

*fishy toddles around the bar, swaying dangerously on her new legs*

I knew I shoulda majored in stiltwalking in college!
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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BigCock
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Post by BigCock » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:40 pm

stiltwalking instead of ?? cryptography?

(cock places lovely flower arrangement in unused fishbowl)

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:41 pm

or underwater basket case weaving!
The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

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Post by CLARKcon » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:48 pm

Good afternoon BC, Crypto, Mozy, (and hopefully Bin)! I can't believe this shite! When I went to bed last night, it was clear and dry. Woke up this morning, BAM! Three inches of snow. (Ok, I've been nice to the snow,dealt with it, and finally, it left for a long time, and so I said goodbye to it) But NO! It thought it had a little left in it. The following link is my thoughts towards the icy escapade. P.S.---Not safe for work and/or put on headphones...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-ice.html
☕ COFFEE CAMP :
"The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"

.: 🔥)'(🔥 2020 // ...???... :.

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