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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 12:29 pm

Zoom pulls off his shirt without hesitation
if i bleed it is sweet blood you can lick my wounds
laying on the bar now
i am all yours now
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu May 04, 2006 12:31 pm

Okay,
Now all I need is a shot of tequila, salt, lime, and oh yes, a roll of duct tape.
BOOBIES!!!

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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 12:33 pm

Zoom not minding the words of tequila,salt or the lime. but something about the duct tape says this might be real good or real bad

okay i trust you. be easy and no bruises :)
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu May 04, 2006 12:38 pm

Ah, you're no fun.

Tell ya what. Just put this lime in your mouth. Open your legs.

lorgasm licks Zooms neck, pours the salt on the wet spot on his neck. The shot of tequila is placed behind zoom's head.Ready?!?!
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu May 04, 2006 12:41 pm

Lorgasm climbs up at the head of the bar. Crawls to Zoom, get between his legs, slowly moves up to his neck, licks the salt, moves upward to the shot (zoom is being tickled and taunted by lorgasm's boobs) grabs the shot with her teeth, slings back, swallows, moves her lips to his and sucks the lime.

Yummy. Thanks!
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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 12:41 pm

you have to be careful with that knee you know imake me a bit "zoomy"
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Post by Xta_G » Thu May 04, 2006 12:43 pm

<whispering to anyone else hanging out watching the show in The Bar> when they're done, remind me to tell y'all about the erotic photoshoot I was called in on, job description: Applier of Duct Tape...

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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 12:43 pm

okay i must go now
Zoom is need of a cold shower
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Post by Bin Noddin » Thu May 04, 2006 12:44 pm

Lorgasm wrote:I'm feeling kinda "randy" today.....
Your timing's perfect. Randy just got back from New Orleans today. He doesn't even know what he's in for . . . nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 12:45 pm

Xta_G wrote:<whispering to anyone else hanging out watching the show in The Bar> when they're done, remind me to tell y'all about the erotic photoshoot I was called in on, job description: Applier of Duct Tape...

X.
speaking of duct tape can someone release me.
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu May 04, 2006 12:45 pm

Duct tape?!?!

wipes liquid from her lips

I'm listening.
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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 12:46 pm

please release me i really need to get that cold shower now
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu May 04, 2006 12:48 pm

Oh Zoom,
I never used the duct tape. Didn't want to hurt you. Look. See for yourself.

Silly Zoom.

Hey, is that a roll of life savers?!?
Can I have one?
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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 12:51 pm

it is your life saver if this is what your are refering to.
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Post by Bin Noddin » Thu May 04, 2006 12:51 pm

I'll take a cold shower, too. Greatest physical pleasure I ever felt was while immobilized and at the mercy of a very strong woman. Good god! It still makes me shivver. I'll rip off the duct tape, Zoom - it will leave hairless stripes on your body. OUCH!
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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 12:52 pm

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enough for everyone
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu May 04, 2006 12:53 pm

Hey Bin,
Ya may want to pour something down his throat to ease the pain.
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Post by Lorgasm » Thu May 04, 2006 12:55 pm

MMMMM
WIld Berries (that fits), mmmm chewy.
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Post by Zoom » Thu May 04, 2006 12:59 pm

well i must leave you all now see you in the morning. i love you all. and once again thank you all very much for what you have opened my eyes to
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Post by Xta_G » Thu May 04, 2006 1:10 pm

Sigh.. the only people in my realm of experience who I trusted enough to let them tie me up, weren't into it...

... and the one who was really into it, I didn't trust enough to go that far into BDSM games...

Ah well. Yeah, so.. I was dating a guy way back when, and he wasn't quite finished dating another girl, and she and I met and actually got along fairly well... and a while after he and I stoped dating, she got in touch with me and asked if I'd come assist on an erotic photo shoot she was going to do with her roommate. "We need someone to help with the duct tape!". "Oh, well.. sure.. I guess..." (hadn't ever been involved in this kinda public-yet-private-yet-not-private thing before)

Got there, photographer was already taking some shots of the two of them just playing together, so I sat there and nervously crunched on the ice leftover from my drink.. then after a little bit I started SEEING what the photographer was talking about while helping them pose: the unsightly creases and shadows, needing somewhere to direct their gaze, and I began to help, so he could stay behind the camera and LOOK, while I adjusted their positioning.

Wound up being great fun.. the duct tape shots didn't really work, but some others totally did, and it was a really neat experience. (most of the images were of the one girl, slim, muscular, boyish, in a submissive position to the other, bouncy, curvy girlish who was just digging tormenting her poor "boy" who was drooling for her :)

X.

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Post by Lorgasm » Thu May 04, 2006 1:37 pm

Thanks for sharing.

Now I must go. Enjoy your day/evening everyone.

XOXOXOXOXOXOX,
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Post by Desert Duck » Thu May 04, 2006 1:54 pm

Time for a little afternoon snack, fresh off the grill.

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Post by Watchnc » Thu May 04, 2006 2:14 pm

Yum, wings! Don't mind if I do DD, thanks!
Nothing like a few wings to celebrate one of the most wonderful week I've ever had in my whole life. YE-AH!
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Post by Xta_G » Thu May 04, 2006 2:20 pm

Mmmm... wiiings... :)

Thanks for the snack, DD, I'm heading off, too... ready for some actual exposure to sunlight instead of being cooped insite all morning...

Back later, ta!

X.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Thu May 04, 2006 2:54 pm

That platter should have provoked an indignant appearance by BC. Come out, big banty, come out! Got some good stuff for ya.

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Post by Desert Duck » Thu May 04, 2006 3:33 pm

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Time for a beer.
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Post by EspressoDude » Thu May 04, 2006 3:41 pm

quak quak quakers and beer
Is 4 shots enuff? no foo-foo drinks; just naked Espresso
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Post by dr.placebo » Thu May 04, 2006 3:45 pm

It's more enjoyable if you work up a thirst...

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Post by regionalchaos » Thu May 04, 2006 3:45 pm

Desert Duck wrote:Time for a little afternoon snack, fresh off the grill.

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I had ribs for lunch.. MMMmmmmmm ribs. :)

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Participate! - )'( -

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