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Post by pinemom » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:57 am

poorguy Ygmir!

To bad you wernt over in AAA' thread...it would have been your skirt I was hiding under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WOOO HOOO

::Does a army man roll, pops up just behind the shpace pirate dispenser with 2 handheld 2 band shooters, knocks the parrot off the capt'ns shoulder, and tags MozY right on the nipple ring!!!!!!!! OMG....sorry MozY!!!!!!!!!!
But, really, how did that feel? woo hooo!
Ill kiss it make it better!
Still with 2 rubberbands locked and loaded.....hmmm...who's next? as I duck just behind the water jugs for cover...........::
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Post by ygmir » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:09 am

of course, PM, if hiding under my skirt.....you'd have to be very aware of the dangers of the one eyed love python lurking above........
hahahaha

but (no pun here) I'm happy to help.......
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Post by pinemom » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:18 am

Its ok...I got a pocket full of rubber bands...Ill use the furry ones wrap that one eyed snake up and outa my way!


I need a PINK TANK!!!!!!!


Fishy...can I borrow yours????

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Post by ygmir » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:21 am

cold water would do the trick, and not waste you're ammo hahaha
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Post by pinemom » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:30 am

well, I cerntainly thought you would prefer the furry rubber bands!

Cold water is so, so, so, RUDE!

Ok...gotta light fire under my own ass...and get 2 days worth of stuff done... i kinda slacked off yesturday...seems to be a morning trend for me today too.....
Out to the workshop....safety meeting....then Build me a damned closet to shove shit into, to break down the office wall!
It was fun this morning...probly pissed people off too...woo hooo!
Oh have a sense of humor for those I DID piss off!
Im not real good at snarkiness when I feel good....It more comes off like a very bored 10 yr old boy,being very naughty! eh?


Here...ammo and weapons...have fun ya'll


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Post by Artemis » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:36 am

:: Artemis comes out of hiding from behind the bar, dons water gun helmet (which is full of the real wild turkey) and begins shooting like mad : :

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Post by Box Burner » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:42 am

OMFG. wooden toy rubber band guns have to have red on the end of the barrel now??????? How pc do we have to be? don't even look like real rubber band guns anymore. I guess if you were blind you could mistake one for a real gun!
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Post by ygmir » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:00 am

pinemom wrote:well, I cerntainly thought you would prefer the furry rubber bands!

Cold water is so, so, so, RUDE!

Here...ammo and weapons...have fun ya'll


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well, heaven forbid someone be rude.....hahaha, and, it's all in good fun..........
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Post by Box Burner » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:16 am

[ Puts funnel in mouth and hunts for Artemis ]
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Post by fciron » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:17 am

Rubber Bands?

Hell, I wasn't getting any work done any how.

Welding jacket and goggles, I'm bullet-proof Mother-fuckers!

(aims at Mozy's nipple ring. They're there to encourage that kind a thing, right?)

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Post by Jet Set » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:34 pm

*enters unnoticed via the skylight over the bar and a grappling hook, pours a Guinness, and stands out of the way watching thoroughly amused*
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:16 pm

Here is wishing all of you a Happy Thanksgiving.

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Post by goathead » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:30 pm

Where am I?
Pink tanks, nipple rings, rubber band guns?
WOW....
Dam what a long day at work.

Need a little Mescal.
ARRRRrrrrrrr.
Fuck the Mescal. just a bottle of worms please.

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Post by goathead » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:43 pm

Dreaming of Mescal soaked peyote buttons.....

fuck i am feeling old, and really tired.

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Post by Box Burner » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:48 pm

[ Stacks up muffins at the end of the bar and sets up gun emplacement.]

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Post by pinemom » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:15 pm

heeeheheheeeee...




::Wanders in giggling, look what I started! takes a look at all the MOOP on the floor and starts to collect and roll them all together::



Here Ill just roll these up together...




...HEY, could you imagine if we dropped that big of a rubber band ball off the Hilton!!!!!!
(11 story whatever its name was, out in 1:00 deep playa...sorry)
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Post by ygmir » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:25 pm

Hey GH, where ya been?.......
nice worms.........yeah, really nice........egad.......

Yeah PM, you should be proud, stir it up, get us all going, and leave......utter mahem.........

look at what poor BB thinks is a funnel he has in his mouth......Image
here, lets all share a drink, pick yer Pizen.......

(OMW song coming from under the bar?).....hhhhmmmmmm

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Post by pinemom » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:32 pm

a triple GRAND MARNIER please....



Ok...new game....whats pierced
...and if nothing....why?
...and if you ever thought about it where?
not a good or bad thing mind ya....just a complete circle.



I have a pierced belly button, 2 holes @ ears and at one time my tonge.
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Post by ygmir » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:35 pm

I only have one hole
all the way through,
it starts below my mustache
and ends where I poo..........

(a riddle/rhyme)........

uh oh,,,,,,,,,,,*OMW song again..........*.........coming from under that Bar......dang.........
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:47 pm

Ahhhh.... discussions of holes to be pierced..... I love this game!!!... 8)



Let's have another cocktail!!


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Post by Box Burner » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:25 pm

I had an ear pierced once.

A triple coming up, Pinemom.

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Post by Artemis » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:42 pm

*Artemis comes out from her hiding place behind the bar where she has been humming OMW*

I only have ears pierced, two on left ear and one on right. Dunno why I did the 2nd left...I never wear earring there.

I have thought about belly button but I don't even like touching my bellybutton to clean out the lint (it feels funny...). I can't imagine having a piece of metal there.

I once almost did some dude that had a pierced one eyed snake but once I saw it, I ran out of the room. Maybe I should put that in the "worst sex story" thread.... You could almost hear the sound of his ego deflating.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:48 pm

Artemis wrote: I once almost did some dude that had a pierced one eyed snake but once I saw it, I ran out of the room. Maybe I should put that in the "worst sex story" thread.... You could almost hear the sound of his ego deflating.

That's really cruel!

But artemis, it so like you! Running away when other show their affection

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Post by Artemis » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:52 pm

**giggling at BB with his funny funnel, lying on the floor in puddle of wild turkey**

:: sound of goats and bells in the distance, gets closer and closer ::

oh, looks like my chariot has arrive, see you later!

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Post by ygmir » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:58 pm

Artemis wrote:**giggling at BB with his funny funnel, lying on the floor in puddle of wild turkey**

:: sound of goats and bells in the distance, gets closer and closer ::

oh, looks like my chariot has arrive, see you later!
*OMW song, omnipresent, omnidirectional*

the crowd outside chanting:

goats, goats, we love goats............

*Thor rides up, in his chariot, pulled by two goats........*

*the goats, humming the OMW song*....

Thor:
" I'm here to spirit you unto Nifelheim, Artemis..........to seek the fog, to learn the truth of OMW's, and, to teach the unbelievers......."

*those of the Body, of the Bar, approve*..........
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:01 pm

pinemom wrote: Fishy...can I borrow yours????
Of course.
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Post by ALICEtheGOON » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:52 pm

*writes in the dust on the bar *


HAPPY THANKSGIVING !

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Post by pinemom » Thu Nov 27, 2008 5:24 am

Yeah!!!! cool!!!!...Thanks Fishy!

Happy Turkey day to everyone!!!!
Nice seeing ya pop in from time to time Alice!

Thank BoxB...I think G'M' is my new sipper!

To my beloved Titwi....i love you 10,000 times more then yesturday but 10,000 times less then tomorrow!


Happy turkey day!!!

Gobble Gobble Gobble...BEEEGCOCK!!!
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Post by ygmir » Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:14 am

*walks in, singing the "gobble, gobble" song.......*

how about coffee with eggnog?

*puts cowboy coffee on boiling, gets old tshirt for strainer*

*puts Polish sausage bits on fishing line and casts it out into the playa*

here, turkey, turkey,,,,, here turkey, turkey.........
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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:20 am

*kisses and hugs PM* Thank you for being in my life, love....... :wink:


Happy Thanksgiving everyone....
Today is a day for your favorite "special" cocktail!!!.....

I think I'll have the Grand Marnier ........... :D
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