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Post by klondike_bar » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:46 am

well, i got my mandatory 6 hours of slepp, hooray! *falls asleep, hits head on desk*

well, make that 6 hous, 5 minutes.... :lol:

im having french toast for breakfast (or lunch?) now, booyah

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Post by Jet Set » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:38 am

*enters the bar via the secret passage behind the faux wall, notices the lack of coffee, not being as creative or ambitious as YG it's just standard coffee, while waiting for the coffee to finish goes and stokes the fire, then sets out the standard additives, prepares a cup, not feeling ambitious enough to turn on the black light corner of the bar grabs a damp cloth and wipes down the recliner not of submission just to be safe, finally tosses the damp cloth back behind the bar and curls up in front of the fire*
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Post by klondike_bar » Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:41 pm

wow this bar is empty today...maybe its cuz noone knows how to work the jukebox properly?

we need micheal jackson and his outstanding coin-flicking skills.

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ygmir
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:30 am

*tip toeing through (thanks to JS) smooth and quiet back door*

*looking around, taking note of such quiet, :( , but, a clean lounge, to be sure, looks like it's all been wiped down*

well,
I'll put the Maxwell house percolator on for coffee, set out cream and chocolate..........

any additive requests?
anyone got something special to share?

*noting that, although everything is clean and wiped down, it's sort of sticky*.............

K.........hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm............Y,,,,,,,is that I wonder...........?
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Post by littleflower » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:34 am

g'morning, yg ...

cream and chocolate is good, thank you!

*places elbow on bar ... gets stuck* wtf?

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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:37 am

HI LF..........

good thing you're not topless leaning over the bar, then..............
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Post by littleflower » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:40 am

oops .... i think i just did that ....

do you have any solvent, or something? what is this stuff?

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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:48 am

dang,
not sure what sort of solvent I'd put on those beauties............stuck as they are........

well, lets see..................what to do?
A beautiful, topless (not sure about the rest, not having gone around the bar)
woman with her chest stuck to the bar by some unknown sticky substance, left from last night...............
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Post by littleflower » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:03 am

well ... don't just stand there ... please do something!

maybe vodka?

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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:08 am

well,......hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I do have the makings of a fine necklace......perhaps.......it'd work?
.............

vodka may burn...........tender skin........
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Post by littleflower » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:15 am

that would take awhile, and probably make it stickier, you nut....

how about water?

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Post by pinemom » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:16 am

hehehee, vodka,like rubbing alcohol might do the trick!
If not maybe a wet one! hahaha
if all else fails just walk outside the bar and yell sticky boobs, and Im sure a long line of "cleaners" will appear outa nowwhere!
hahaa


G'morning Bar!
Ill take a coffee with baileys please.

Hope everyones weekend was splendid. The weather has been great, not what we need as far as a lack of precip, but its so nice its hard to be rational.

Stocked the bar all up with all the goodies we had in stock. all is needed now is toe kicks to be put in. treasure chest to be painted. and I scrapped the mosaic idea on the walls for a neato groovy coaster idea.
possibly a little finish work on the ceiling.


will try and snap some photo's later today.


Titwi took friday and monday (today off) we have been bustin buttocks trying to call this finished!
very soon.
Hope to get salt water in tank by midweek!


Throws a brand new container of wet wipes on end of bar. Sets a bottle of stoli on bar back, tops off my coffee, licks Littleflowers tit on the way out the door!
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Post by klondike_bar » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:16 am

I think we need to blast her loose with a fire hose :twisted:

or some everclear. thatll strip the varnish off the bar surface no problem.

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Post by pinemom » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:21 am

klondike_bar wrote:I think we need to blast her loose with a fire hose :twisted:

or some everclear. thatll strip the varnish off the bar surface no problem.
You sir apparently dont have boobies...everclear! ouch!

mise'well use turpintine!
tenderness only please....
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Post by littleflower » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:26 am

turpentine! yikes, not that!!! no fire hose, either! even though it's going to be 80 something here to-day... i think i'll hit the beach ...

maybe vinegar?

i can't wait to see your pics pinemom! what kind of fish? pretty ones, or fighting ones? i love fish...

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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:27 am

pinemom wrote:hehehee, vodka,like rubbing alcohol might do the trick!
If not maybe a wet one! hahaha
if all else fails just walk outside the bar and yell sticky boobs, and Im sure a long line of "cleaners" will appear outa nowwhere!
hahaa


G'morning Bar!
Ill take a coffee with baileys please.

Hope everyones weekend was splendid. The weather has been great, not what we need as far as a lack of precip, but its so nice its hard to be rational.

Stocked the bar all up with all the goodies we had in stock. all is needed now is toe kicks to be put in. treasure chest to be painted. and I scrapped the mosaic idea on the walls for a neato groovy coaster idea.
possibly a little finish work on the ceiling.


will try and snap some photo's later today.


Titwi took friday and monday (today off) we have been bustin buttocks trying to call this finished!
very soon.
Hope to get salt water in tank by midweek!


Throws a brand new container of wet wipes on end of bar. Sets a bottle of stoli on bar back, tops off my coffee, licks Littleflowers tit on the way out the door!
a wet one..........hahaha, that's kind of what my idea was..........hahahaha

PM:
so glad to hear the cove is almost done. can't wait to see............
What is your coaster idea?

your additives, madam...(Lurch voice)........Image
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Post by pinemom » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:32 am

I think they will be just the pretty ones, no agressives. and it will be a full on reef tank....so lots of pretty flowey moving things. I love movement on a reef!

totally wanna get though crazy cool reef shrimp! their awesome to watch!

Yes, having Makana cove finito will be wonderous! We actually had a rather hard opening Friday night with oneeyedDick and Risky...hehehe was great great fun! Even spilt the first drinks on the floor! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!
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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:39 am

If I spill anymore drinks , I promise to lick them up.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:44 am

Fucking amateurs…


Pulls out some baby oil from behind the bar
Then pours some across little flowers shoulders.
As the oil drizzles across her shoulders it traces down the back meeting at her ass.
Some of the oil makes its way on the front of her shoulders then traces down two the nipples.
Stepping behind her ….Mozy starts to massage the oil into the shoulders working his way down to the breasts
With firm but genital strokes with the oil. Quickly releasing her from her bond to the bar.
As she releases she falls back into Mozy arms. Covered in oil he raps his arms
around her. Both bodies glistening with oil………censored (fill in the blanks)

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Post by littleflower » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:52 am

oooooooohhh .... mozy ..... MMMmmmmMMMmmMMmmmmMMM

thank you .....

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:56 am

kisses flower on the neck~

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Post by littleflower » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:01 am

nibbles mozy's ear ....

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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:09 am

*pulls up chair to join the crowd watching LF and Mozy in the "Jello wading pool of love"........*

*notes the applause of the crowd as action increases*

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Post by pinemom » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:21 am

<~~~man...I wish i had something sticky on my lil' boobies!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:30 am

seems SOMEONE could help with that.............
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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:19 pm

pinemom wrote:<~~~man...I wish i had something sticky on my lil' boobies!
turns to face PM Just at that momen.............




































Thinks better of his post and gives PM a kiss.

and do you really want a DP (google it)

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Post by MozyBonz » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:25 pm

http://somafm.com/play/illstreet

Puts on his mix tape~

Mambo's out the bar.

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Post by Box Burner » Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:38 am

[ wipes down bar and sets out coffee and Baileys for the early risers.

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Post by ygmir » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:32 am

*strolls in, ready to make coffee*

Surprise!!
Hey, thanks BB........and, I loved that cartoon.........

Thanks for wiping the bar down. whatever that sticky stuff really got LF a workout, it seemed.........
*notes, in checking security tape, Mozy strolling out smiling absently*

well,
then,
how about a little breakfast and, pink floyd on the Juke?

*pushes start for "dark side of the moon"*

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Post by ygmir » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:34 am

oh yeah, and, of course,

supplements.....

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