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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:27 am

me too usually, but most of the people on these boards are Drug-addled Freaks with no sense of Irony.

(my sense of irony is well developed, for a drug-addled freak...)



i have to keep it translucent for any of it to stick..
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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:30 am

yes, one of lifes great dichotomies........and a paradox.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:39 am

*as he struggled with the two agents to secure the top secret briefings he cried*


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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:44 am

*wondering if the captured agent is dyslexic, and, bisexual?*...........
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:57 am

as a straight man who wont even go for a colonoscopy so he can enter into the Kingdom of Heaven with a virgin Ass, i think i can truthfully say that Bi is merely a bus stop on the road to Gay.
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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:03 am

ok, thanks for the clarification.....if were you were dyslexic, an assumption could have been made......well.......

Just trying to allow for preservation of the perception of your purity........or at least predilections.........
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:08 am

some people have said that both my teeth and my butt-hole are permanently clenched.


i think thats an unfair ass-essment, butt, they tend to be cheeky.... my friends that is.
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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:08 am

so, none of your kitchen appliaces include a "felch-a-matic"?
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:11 am

no, but i do have a Wolf Bagger.
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Post by littleflower » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:24 am

** peeks in, listening to conversation ****

felch-o-matic? wolf bagger? hmmmm ....... sneaks away .....

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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:29 am

hey, look, she's crawlin'...........
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Post by littleflower » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:54 am

crazy boys ....

**mumbles under her breath**

poof! *disappears*

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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:00 am

littleflower wrote: poof! *disappears*
hhhmmmm , wolf bagger?........
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:42 am

she saw the piece of bacon i had dangling on a string and ran for the fucking door.
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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:50 am

which is it?
door #1
door #2
or...........
door #3

show us, Johnny.............
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Post by Jet Set » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:11 am

*walks through door number three*

Hey YG! Sorry I haven't been round lately. Been battling the cold. No, not a cold the cold. Barn's been frozen a few times and we've had to clean it with a tractor. Makes for some long days. I've also been making mead pomegranate is up to 13.6% alc and I gotta transfer the cranberry into a carboy today. I also decided that paying for honey is stupid and am going to try keeping some bees this summer.

So, got any hot drinks around to warm me up?

*notices a swishing tail in the rafters*

Oh, hey LeChat, I'm gunna have to make it a point to stop by and poke around your shop at some point to see how things a developing with the contraption.
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Post by MozyBonz » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:16 am

Jet Set wrote:
Oh, hey LeChat, I'm gunna have to make it a point to stop by and poke around your shop at some point to see how things a developing with the contraption.
There is no real contraption…. it’s all photo shop.

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Post by Jet Set » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:31 am

MozyBonz wrote:
Jet Set wrote:
Oh, hey LeChat, I'm gunna have to make it a point to stop by and poke around your shop at some point to see how things a developing with the contraption.
There is no real contraption…. it’s all photo shop.
LOL, ok, so I'm optimistic
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Post by Xta_G » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:57 pm

There is no contraption, like there is no spoon?

Hiya folks...

I've referenced 'pee funnels' twice in the last two days, so I figure Burning Man is calling me back... woot!
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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:53 pm

Hey, JS, nice to see you.....glad all is well, been wonderin where you went........
dang that cold, it's supposed to get in the high 60's here today..........
bbbrrrr,,,,,,,,,,giggle..........

how about a warm drink? comin' up.....

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and snacks?

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that mead sounds great........I'm hoping to start mine soon....and, I got the everclear, so, also starting some absinthe.......soon.......

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Post by thisisthatwhichis » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:41 pm

I think it's beer:30....... Ygmir, are you pouring?




Wow, Xta!!!.... nice to see you..... :D

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Post by joel the ornery » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:43 pm

i am so ready for the weekend.

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Post by Box Burner » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:24 pm

Here ya go Titwi

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Post by Box Burner » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:47 pm

anyone else?

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Post by littleflower » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:12 pm

excellent selection, boxburner!

could i please have one of each.... ?

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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 6:59 pm

careful LF......if you grab the ROS.....you might get surprised.......

nice beers BB, thanks..........

How's everyone with no life tonight, like me?

I mean that in a loving way, of course........
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Post by Jet Set » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:37 pm

OOOO BB, can I have one of the new castles? I got to try it during the holidays and it was pretty good!

Oh, thanks for the drinks and snacks YG! just what I needed. The cranberry brew isn't doing as great after the first week at only 4.1%, but I'm sure it'll come along alright.
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Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:14 pm

JS:
what sort of yeast do you use?
I had grand success with champagne yeast.......
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Post by goathead » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:23 am

Hmmmm, I have a feeling I have been here before...???
Seems like a lifetime ago.

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Post by ygmir » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:27 am

goathead wrote:Hmmmm, I have a feeling I have been here before...???
Seems like a lifetime ago.

does this look like your beautiful house?
is that your beautiful wife?
do you see your beautiful car?

HEY, GH!!!!
nice to see you, where you been?

I thought the PGA tour might have kidnapped you relating to your "playa golf" game.........

beverage?


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