The Bar

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:23 am

*checking barn for Mule*

dang......

*enters bar via secret feed room passage, drags stone door closed behind*

well.......

no one up, I'll make a fire, and, coffee with the new espresso machine.........

put water on for tea, I've been into tea in the morning lately.......

*gives Juke a bump*

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Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:05 am

[Dashes in, grabs a bottle off the shelf behind the bar and zips out the back door.]

Yeeeehhaaawwwww....

Chief · Post by **Chief** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:51 am

What do you think of this for a cocktail?

â€œShock the Karmaâ€

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:58 am

mmmm, The espresso machine is hot.. Lets fire a couple thru the portafilters to heat em up. Then make some kick ass espresso. Fresh roasted beans, shot of vodka..

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:04 am

weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Well Im 2 cups of coffee and 2 shots of espresso vodka ahead of you E.D.....and that really is thank to you! indeed!
I have a very well stocked freezer of espresso vodka!
Danka~

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:05 am

MozyBonz wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:steps behind the bar~

pulls Directions OUT~

Rinses some Purple Corn and place it in a stockpot.

Peels a pineapple and places itâ€™s skin in the stockpot.

Cuts pineapple flesh into small dice and reserves in a bowl.

Ads canella and water to pot. Brings to a boil and then simmers, slightly covered, waits for 1 hour.

Looks at clock~

Sits on stool~

Looks at clock~

Removes stockpot from heat and strains. Ends up with about 1 quart liquid.
Ads 1/2 cup sugar, stirs, allows sugar to dissolve and then cooling of the liquid.
Ads 1 bottle Sauvignon Blanc, 1/2 cup Pisco Peruvian brandy, and diced pineapple.

Puts in container in the refrigerator

Locks self to refrigerator waits overnight.

Wakes up~

Looks around~

Finds a glass of scotch in his hand~

Drinks down glass with one`~~chink?

Pink handcuffs?

Switches hands drinks scotch down~

Now how did I get cuffed to this fridge?

Iâ€™m sure it was a lock and a chain not pink handcuffs?

Digs in hydro pack for handcuff key~

Digs~

Digs~

Ooohâ€¦. Finds some Plano jerky~

Eats JERKY~

Digs~

Digs~

Ah finds key~

Notices a Heady fragrance in the air of burnt gun power, scotch, cigars, mixed with sweet sexy fermions â€¦Risky was here!

Breaths deep~

Gets a little light headed and dizzyâ€¦. gives a wanting sighâ€¦ she has that effect on me

Remembers why he is there~

Unlocks cuffs~

Retrieves container from fridge~

Slips out the back door~~~~~~~

Purple Corn and Pineapple Sangria

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:19 pm

...yummy, thank you that was the best recipe i ever heard in my entire life...I think it always will be.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:28 pm

**Monkeypoo comes into The Bar holding a beautiful bottle of MozyBones' KONA COFFEE LIQUEUR**

I picked the wrong millennium to stop drinking.

**sets bottle down on bar**

Pretty, ain't it?

**pushes it towards Zule and others who have been dying for a bottle of the elixir, yet haven't been able to get MozyBones to give them one yet**

You can look, but don't touch.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:43 pm

OK. I might open the bottle and give somebody a swig if you can tell me how to resize a photo. I am trying to change my avatar pic and I keep getting this message:

The avatar must be less than 80 pixels wide and 80 pixels high

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:22 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:**Monkeypoo comes into The Bar holding a beautiful bottle of MozyBones' KONA COFFEE LIQUEUR**

I picked the wrong millennium to stop drinking.

**sets bottle down on bar**

Pretty, ain't it?

**pushes it towards Zule and others who have been dying for a bottle of the elixir, yet haven't been able to get MozyBones to give them one yet**

You can look, but don't touch.

Shhhâ€¦. Monkeypoo!

Now everyone will want some. Heh heh heh...

**SnuggleSmooches** Monkeypoo

It was great to meet you today.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:39 pm

pinemom wrote:...yummy, thank you that was the best recipe i ever heard in my entire life...I think it always will be.

thank you.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:43 pm

Purple Corn Zea mays,

Purple Corn, a variety of Zea mays, is a unique crop from the low valleys of the Andes of Peru. This crop is normally cultivated in lands over 10,000 ft above sea level and its origin goes back to the Incas civilization time. There are different varieties of purple corn, all of them originated from the ancestral species called â€œKculliâ€

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:44 pm

Very nice meeting you too, Mozy!! You shoulda stayed for
lunch. Made homemade black bean and garbanzo soup.
Here. I brought some for y'all and attached my recipe.

Monkeypoo's Black Bean Soup
(or Poo In The Black Sea Soup)

OMG MONKEYPOO DELICIOUS!!! Get out yer crockpot
and plan on cookin' up this dish for 12 hours on LOW.
It's worth the wait. OMG.

Put these in the crockpot, set on LOW...
2 cups dried black beans
1/2 cup dried garbanzo beans
1 container vegetable broth (or chicken, if you like)

Cut up the following and cook in a frying pan
for about 15 minutes...
2 Tablesoons Olive Oil
1 Tablespoon real butter (melt in frying pan first)
1/2 onion
1 carrot
1 celery stock
1 nice hunk of garlic

After cooking all this up, add the above to the beans in the crockpot.

Cook up some bacon.
Use a whole package. Screw your cholesterol. Make bacon crunchy.
You can use the same frying pan you just cooked up those veggies
in. Won't harm nothing. I cooked up whole package of bacon,
unfortunately only 3/4 of it ended up in the soup.

Add some fresh cracked pepper and some sea salt.
I eyeball it so I can't give you a measurement.
Suit to your own tastes.

Leave the crockpot alone overnight on LOW. When ya wake up,
stir the soup. Stir every now and then until lunchtime.

Make cornbread.

Pour soup in bowl.

Chow down.

I started mine at 7:00pm last night. Ate at 4pm today. Looks kind of weird
- it being black and all. The black beans turn the bacon dark too. Looks
like black poo, but tastes good, hence me naming this "Poo In The Black Sea Soup"

Enjoy.

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:07 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:OK. I might open the bottle and give somebody a swig if you can tell me how to resize a photo. I am trying to change my avatar pic and I keep getting this message:

The avatar must be less than 80 pixels wide and 80 pixels high

You need a photo editor to resize the image. Depending on what software came with your computer, you may or may not already have one. A free one that works is Picasa2 from Google.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:10 pm

(drops from rafters onto Monkeypooâ€™s headâ€¦ covers her eyes with paws)

AHAAA HAAA!!!! Youâ€™ll ever guess whoâ€™s on your head!!!

Turn left!!

No, right!!!

Now walk straight!

(Attempts to steer her towards the bottle of Kona Liquor)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:11 pm

Kitty Kat! Fishy huggles.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:16 pm

Fishy!!!!!

Scoot that bottle closer, will ya?

(guages the distance from Monkeypooâ€™s head to the edge of Fishyâ€™s bowl. Thinks about itâ€¦)

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:48 pm

stargeezer wrote:You need a photo editor to resize the image. Depending on what software came with your computer, you may or may not already have one. A free one that works is Picasa2 from Google.

Thanks. I will check out Picasa2. I got frustrated figuring out the program on my 'puter, so my friend Starlie of Emerald Frequency (a really cool Indie band) and Recycled Rainbow (an Ohio burner event) did up a bunch for me. I love my friends who enable my technology-challenged life. So, sorry Stargeezer, you don't get a shot of the Kona Coffee Liqueur. I'm not allowed to open the bottle anyway. I made a pact. But y'all can keep staring at the bottle.

Sure is a purdy brown color...

**pets LeChat**

Hey ol' friend. Nice to see ya again.

Time to watch LOST.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:56 pm

**feeling rather mischievous**

Heh heh, LeChat, I stole your sig line. Now get away from that bottle.

**puts up her karate hands**

stargeezer · Post by **stargeezer** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:28 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:So, sorry Stargeezer, you don't get a shot of the Kona Coffee Liqueur. I'm not allowed to open the bottle anyway.

Not a problem. I will just continue sipping on my bottle of Crown Royal as I prefer it anyway. If you are thirsty, you might enjoy a swig.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:18 am

Good morning bar peeps!!!!!
Wow, ((((Monkey Poo))))...how the hell are you?

Im going out with the Reno wenches this morning...see you all later!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:40 am

Good morning Pinemom and everyone! **hugs Pinemom**

I am doing fine as rain! Thank you for asking! Back in California. Living with my daughter and new grandson. Looks like I'm back to stay. **plants feet in the dirt, waters them, hoping they'll grow roots** It feels so awesome being a granny. Feels good to be back on the west coast with my family. I miss my east coast burner friends, but I'll see them on the playa. Painting a wooden rocking horse for baby RJ right now. Hoping to get the saddle done today.

Wooden Rocking Horse found at Goodwill: $3.99
Assortment of paints from craft store: $10.00
RJ's smiling face when he's able to ride it: Priceless

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:52 am

klondike_bar wrote:Currently brewing [steeping] up some morning glory vodka.

unfortunately, infor regarding drinks made from the flowers is hard to find. (the most common claims that soaking in water for 2 weeks creates mildly alcoholic[ ]/psychedelic drink)

I figure ill soak the bluey-purple flowers in vodka for a week or so, then transfer to distilled water to see if additional qualities can be coaxed out.

so far, the vodka is taking on a wonderful pink/lilac colour that would be wonderful even if not psychoactive.

To discourage morning glory's use as hallucinogenic drugs, some commercial seed producers have started treating seeds with a chemical that will not wash off. This chemical has been known to cause vomiting, nausea and abdominal pain. Seeds are also sometimes treated with Methyl mercury to prevent spoilage. These in themselves are poisonous and can cause liver and neurological damage (to the brain and nerves). Nausea is common even with untreated seeds.

thanks but no tkanks

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:05 am

I have large purple morning glories growing up my lamppost in summer. Each fall, I have more seeds than I know what to do with.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:13 am

AntiM wrote:I have large purple morning glories growing up my lamppost in summer. Each fall, I have more seeds than I know what to do with.

Nausea is common even with untreated seeds.

Booze that gives you Nausea.

Yea No.... not for me.
It can be very dangerous on a multitude of levels.

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:17 am

MozyBonz wrote:
klondike_bar wrote:Currently brewing [steeping] up some morning glory vodka.

unfortunately, infor regarding drinks made from the flowers is hard to find. (the most common claims that soaking in water for 2 weeks creates mildly alcoholic[ ]/psychedelic drink)

I figure ill soak the bluey-purple flowers in vodka for a week or so, then transfer to distilled water to see if additional qualities can be coaxed out.

so far, the vodka is taking on a wonderful pink/lilac colour that would be wonderful even if not psychoactive.

To discourage morning glory's use as hallucinogenic drugs, some commercial seed producers have started treating seeds with a chemical that will not wash off. This chemical has been known to cause vomiting, nausea and abdominal pain. Seeds are also sometimes treated with Methyl mercury to prevent spoilage. These in themselves are poisonous and can cause liver and neurological damage (to the brain and nerves). Nausea is common even with untreated seeds.
thanks but no tkanks

first off, the SEEDS are treated. Im steeping the FLOWERS
second, the seeds i used were untreated anyways

third, the flowers shouldnt contain the same nauseants as the seeds. even if so, 5-10 flowers would do little more then a tummy rumble for a few minutes.

I have used the seeds for psychedelic use in the past, with varying results (positive, but with some varying nausea at start)

AntiM, feel free to send extra seeds my way. (400 heavenly blues = an enjoyable day)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:54 am

LeChatNoir wrote:Fishy!!!!!

Scoot that bottle closer, will ya?

~reaches out with caudel fin and does just that.~

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:55 am

Now this thread is wacking out.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:09 pm

How in the world does one consume 400 seeds and not have tummy troubles?

I'll have to take a picture of them in bloom this summer. They're wonderful flowers.

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:26 pm

AntiM wrote:How in the world does one consume 400 seeds and not have tummy troubles?

I'll have to take a picture of them in bloom this summer. They're wonderful flowers.

by becoming an avid reader of the erowid vaults.

I have 2 growing indoors on a windowsill, climbing of strings that dangle from the curtain rod. they provide nice colour in the winter months.

to consume them, the best method is to grind them briefly in a coffee grinder, (dont need to powderize, just enough to ensure every seed is now a pile of chunks) then soak in non-cholrinated water for 2-3 hours in the fridge. Filter out seed material (garbage) with a reusable coffee filter, and store liquid in fridge.

drink the liquid whenever ready. youll feel nausea/tummy issues for about 30-50 minutes, then settle down for the day.