*a burst of smoke appears in the center of The Bar*
*from over in a corner of The Bar*
I am the terror that flaps ......
DAMN IT!!! I'VE GOT TO GET THAT THING RECALIBRATED!!!
*brushes off some dirt and weeds*
Oh well. Hey did I hear something about lots of hot dry weather?!?! How bout y'all just sent that over here to the east coast, gettin out hay crops in this year has been a BITCH! Out of the past two months I thinks we've had a grand total of about two weeks of non-rainy days, and the most they ever came in was about a three day stretch.
Sorry I haven't stopped in in a while I've been trying desperately to keep up with everything here in defaultia and failing miserably I think. Normally here things turn hot and dry (but humid as hell) and when you pull weeds in the garden they just wilt. This year, however, we've had so much rain they keep re-rooting themselves. I think I've pulled the same weeds about a dozen times already. I finally gave up and started putting Ag-Bag plastic down. We have enough of it and all it ever does is accumulate so I figured it may as well be used for something.
*grabs a glass of mead and downs it*
Well hopefully putting that plastic down will give me a little time that I can jump on now and again.
*runs around spraying WD-40 on all of YG's known entrances glances at the fem-bot*
well at least there's something around here that I don't have to worry about lubricating
*grabs a handful of playa dust and throws it down hard at his feet creating a playa dust cloud. upon settling Jet Set is gone*
"Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field."
-- Dwight Eisenhower