The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:02 pm

hey ever'body!

that is *hilarious* mule!!

i'm still here!! godammit... still trying to pay the bills and settle default affairs before i disappear. my man's been out there since the 15th with dpw and i can't f*ing wait to get out there. sunday.

oh yeah - this is what i came to share.. this:
""The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

came from here:
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

made my day!!!!!!

HI MONKEY!!!!! SO happy to see u here!!! beautiful pic!!!

and that's a beautiful pic BC! u already there??

stop sighing mozy AND JOEL and start packing some shit. we're at 8&C if u wanna join us.... we're very hospitable.

we will be interviewing idiots (via bullhorn) pretty much nightly from 9-midnight if you'd like to stop by Ygmir!

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:49 pm

Are you offering to interview Ygmir?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:59 pm

Ygmir wrote:hey, in your villiage, do you have need of an idiot?

*looks hopeful and gets crayon to fill out application*

Artemis wrote:Are you offering to interview Ygmir?

yes.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:03 pm

tisha2 wrote:we will be interviewing idiots (via bullhorn) pretty much nightly from 9-midnight if you'd like to stop by Ygmir!

Artemis wrote:Are you offering to interview Ygmir?

I'm thinking she might want to interview you first! (I don't do smiley faces, but you get the idea.)

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:05 pm

Jinx!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:18 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Ygmir wrote:hey, in your villiage, do you have need of an idiot?

*looks hopeful and gets crayon to fill out application*

Artemis wrote:Are you offering to interview Ygmir?
yes.

I"ll wear something pretty. will "couch time" help me with the interview process?...........

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:44 pm

Da Mule wrote:Grannypoo is BACK! YAY!! 8 days from RJ? That's an eternity. We MISS him. Post more pictures, and tell him to bring some of those cheerio thingies. I like those.

Here's a couple since you asked.

Baby RJ is almost completely packed up for BRC. Goggles, black boa, Huggies, apple juice, formula, bottles, wipies,
walker, stroller, toys, baby food, cheerios, cheese doodles, apple snacks, water... Mustn't forget baby toys to gift out...

He'll be pARTicipating in the Baby Critical Tits Walker Race... GET READY, BABIES!!!! And don't forget your 245 SPF sunscreen!!!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:52 pm

Sweet pics, MP! Glad to hear about the new digs, too.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:01 pm

Da Mule wrote:By the way, WHERE'S LORGASM????

She enroute. Expected ETA terminal ville 0700 Monday via BC delivery service.

Honey, anyone, where do I find Tisha?

Excellent pix Sensei. Way to bring it home in every sense of the phrase.

Indeed, glad to hear you're back in the mix Monkeypoo.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:10 pm

Speaking of excellent pics...

Fantastic shot, BC! BTW - just send Tisha a PM, it worked for me...

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:37 pm

BigCock wrote:
Da Mule wrote:By the way, WHERE'S LORGASM????
She enroute. Expected ETA terminal ville 0700 Monday via BC delivery service.

YAY! Give her a big hug from Da Mule.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:50 pm

tisha2 wrote: stop sighing mozy and start packing some shit.

What are you kidding....I am always packed.
It's the ticket thats the problem....I don't have one.

Slips off to the shadows

this is tuff posting from my cell phone

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:30 pm

what's tough is posting from a cell phone while hidden in a backpack!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:34 pm

I have 2 grateful THANK YOU's to send out.

Firstly, I received a beautiful gift from (I can't remember your name, dang it!). You're from Gerlach and it has a black stone with the MAN embedded in it with beads. I LOVE IT and shall cherish it forever. Thank you so much.

Secondly, I don't know who you are, but the postmark is from GMF Bay County, Florida. I know it's from a burner cuz there was a small MAN drawn on the back of the envelope. How you got my address baffles me. Your gift was waaaaaay too generous and all day I have been asking the sky, "Are you kidding me? Why me?" I wish I knew who you were so I could thank you personally. THANK YOU from my heart.

Had a great day with RJ. I think his playa name should be MonkeyBoy.

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:05 pm

OMG one more day .... yikes!

thanks for the photos monkeypoo, that is one adorable grandbaby, you are so lucky! and the house sounds wonderful .... you'll be missed on the playa...

artemis ... do you know where you will be?

mozy ... mozy ... sigh ...

cognac anyone?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:09 pm

ja,
dekuji, my hesky holki.........

aaaahhh, za velitsa dobri napoy...........

Nostravi

(sp?)

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:19 pm

oooooooooooo i love it when you talk dirty to me ....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:21 pm

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:17 pm

Photo compliments of Nick Collide.

Here Tisha Tisha. I got something foooor youuuu.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:07 am

*makes some coffee...............*

anyone up?

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:25 am

*loud noises and noxious odor waft in from barn*

I'm out here, Ygmir. Ohhhh, it hurts. Crayons don't feel so good coming back out but boy oh boy is it colorful.

Littleflower - I don't think artemis has a campsite picked out. She likes to wander around. She will probably stay somewhere out in suburbia near where deep end used to be, but will follow her huntress' instinct to just the right spot.

I play it by ear (cuz I have big ones). I'll make sure to stop by booby bar and barbarian camp.

Ohhhh, it hurts. Back to work. Oh! Its carnation pink!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:30 am

you may scream,
you may yell,
try some oil
it's the turd from hell

crayons taste good
they may be pretty,
but chew them good
or snivel when you shitty...

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:41 am

Oh, SailMan. Look. There's a place that serves coffee just how you like it!

gASSo - The inter-galactic service station located in the conGLOMerate village. If you enjoyed the "spank-o-matic" last year, you're gunna LOVE our new, upgraded, intergalactic, full service station this year! Not only will our service bays house the spank-o-matic... we will also have a bay for our new orgASSmatron, and a bay for "body work" (massage)... not to mention our "gas enima" fueling pump out front. gASSo has the freindliest attendants in the galaxy! Open every day/night!

http://www.playaplayground.com/21019.html

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:05 am

Mornin', all. I've been up since 4:15am. Finally got up at 7:30am. No coffee for me, thanks. I went without it for months, then I made a pot the other day, had one cup and thought my heart was gonna explode. Pretty colorful turds out back of the Bar, by the way. *giggles* Have a nice day, y'all. It's time for yoga. Ommmmmmm.... XOXO

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:12 am

Lorgasm · Post by **Lorgasm** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:45 am

Good Morning Lovers,

Just waking up here in BEEEEE--UTIFUL San Francisco!! Thank you so much BC for your welcome arms. What a freakin delight not only to finally step foot on California soil but to be greeted and rescued by a great friend. Also a great thanks for Da Mule. Can't wait to hug you till yours eyes pop out.

Thank you all for hanging in there for me during these challenging times. I will see you soon.

Peace,
Lorgasm

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:17 am

Grrrrr
Snark, snark, snark

Fuck

Looking for chill pills

and a

MEGAPHONE

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:24 am

don't eat the colorful looking pills out by the barn! they're not chill pills!

more like recycled crayons

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:32 am

You mean they don't taste like

Chocolate?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:33 am

ygmir wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
Ygmir wrote:hey, in your villiage, do you have need of an idiot?

*looks hopeful and gets crayon to fill out application*

Artemis wrote:Are you offering to interview Ygmir?
yes.
I"ll wear something pretty. will "couch time" help me with the interview process?...........

absolutely.

i see this isn't yer first time.

oh - u might have to bring the couch too...we don't have one.

The Bar

smells like burnt umber