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Post by Sensei » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:01 pm

The trick was to put the beer on top. You guys never looked underneath.

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Post by sputnik » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:07 pm

OK. I'm in on the Tish-shot-ski thing.

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Post by Sensei » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:08 pm

* Wipes chin after taking shot off Tish's belly button - that' right, belly button *

Ok, Sensei's out. Gotta go change the oil in the Ranger today.

Kisses to everyone of you crazy bastards! 'Course Tish, Gigs and the Fishist get 'special' attention, but I'm not lettin' anyone of you get away untouched!

I'll be around...

P.S. Sensei wants to see Bunny pics!

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Post by sputnik » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:10 pm

Sensei wrote:P.S. Sensei wants to see Bunny pics!
I'll post em when I see em.

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Post by tisha2 » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:15 pm

woo-hoo!!! that tickles!!

who's got a shot for meeeeee??????????
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Post by sputnik » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:18 pm

I'm here for ya Tish.

Where do you want it?

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Post by tisha2 » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:22 pm

hmmm.... i've always been fond of the back of the neck... how about a refreshing shot o patron before i head into meeting-land... :(
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Post by sputnik » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:25 pm

back of the neck....OK....let's 'give it a shot'

<scrunches up shoulders in order to make a nice deep shot bowl>

Pour away

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Post by LeChatNoir » Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:26 pm

(Black cat staggers into the bar, heads to the sink, hangs his head and drools a little from numb, swollen lips)

Don’t worry... it’s not rabies, I swear. So I ‘ve still got all my wisdom teeth, right? Well, up until about three hours ago anyway. One started hurting Saturday, so I go into my dentist today to see if he’s got an opening this week sometime. He says, “We’ll we just so happen to have an opening right now!!” It was weird... the room got sort of dark and his eyes started to glow red. He started laughing too.

I thought that was a bit odd.

After yankin’ ‘em out, though, they held me over some sort of stone with channels carved into it so that the blood ran round and round until it went out into this sort of cup thing.

That was pretty cool to watch...

And they seemed so happy to have been able to help me. They were just laughing and dancing in circles, holding that cup up when I left.

(grabs a bottle of bourbon and heads to sit by the fire)


I'll just be over here giving my pain meds a bit of a boost.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:02 pm

Ouch, Kitty. 3 extractions on the 8th. Finally feel up to a fully solid diet.

*fishy offers warm lap and plenty of stroking*
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Post by LeChatNoir » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:32 pm

Eh? Lap?

(Looks up with whiskey drooling form his mouth and sees one... no two... no one fishy)

ok... but you’ll have to pick me up... I’m starting to get really groggy.
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:39 pm

Fish have laps? Huh.

{gently picks up the puss and carefully sets him on fishie's lap}

Poor guy.

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:40 pm

Groggy. I hope that member of the ADA did the right thing by ya, perscriptionwise.

*fishy hauls the cat on her lap and begins to play with his fur*
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Post by bullD » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:43 pm

kitty, damn, did I read right, 3 extractions?

good on ya for getting it all done in one sitting...

hey fishy, how is you?

and giggly, how you livin?

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Post by LeChatNoir » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:47 pm

(now spanning two laps)

I can only do certain ones, fishy, cause most pain meds give me horrible nightmares. And even this one sort of makes me sick at my stomach, so you better put a towel under me. But I figure getting it all done now is better than before heading to the playa... yikes...

Giggles!!!

Arghh..... how’s the weather where you are?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:47 pm

I'm okay, bullD. the mrFishist is in Fresno right now, so I'm gonna go to the Haight after work. I lack imagination as to where to go in the city, I guess, but I haven't been to mendelsons in over a year.
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Post by bullD » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:50 pm

the beauty of going to the haight is that you don't need imagination, there is plenty there and it will get yours flowing as well, enjoy!!!

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Post by LeChatNoir » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:50 pm

Oh, bullD... I think that was the fish with the 3 at once. I only had two today in all truth... both upper wisdom teeth. That leaves just one in there, but it’s in such a place that I can clean all around it and he said it could stay. But yoinks... I was numb and all, but it just gives the freaking creeps to hear all that cracky-poppin’ and have this guy digging like hell in my mouth. Then those pliers... oh dear God...
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Post by bullD » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:52 pm

fukin hell!!! the thought is makin me cringe...

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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:52 pm

Hiya bulld, doin allright, and you?

pssst, puss, I said I set you on the fishy's lap as it was offered first, not that you aren't welcome on mine

I'll take that hefty shot o bailey's now, thanks fishy!

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Post by bullD » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:54 pm

Buenisimo!!!

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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:54 pm

Painmeds are freaky, kitty, that's for sure. For me, the effective dose of asperin gives me tintinitus--which is a sign of overdose! I was given the vikingdom, which I hated using more than 2 doses in a row. Cause then I needed immodium. I don't see how people can become heroin addicts. Or maybe I can--that does seem like something to avoid once you get started on the primrose path!
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Post by gigglesnort » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:55 pm

My mouth as a young'n was a dentist's dream, much too small for all the teeth that wanted to grow, and I've had my fair share of crunching and yanking and digging around. I learned to love nitrous oxide at a vurrry young age. The bozo mask, they called it.

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Post by LeChatNoir » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:56 pm

Oh... yeah... sorry giggles, I misread. Easy to do right now, actually. And I should clarify that both my lowers are still in there but only one is out. The other never emerged and he felt it best to leave it alone. So I reckon I’m done with the extractions... I hope at least.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:57 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Hiya bulld, doin allright, and you?

pssst, puss, I said I set you on the fishy's lap as it was offered first, not that you aren't welcome on mine

I'll take that hefty shot o bailey's now, thanks fishy!
Frierabend (a german idiom roughly translating to Millertime) So lap transfer to gs--and giggles, here's you Baileys!
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Post by LeChatNoir » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:00 pm

Yeah, fishy... I’m definitely not candidate for addiction to pain pills. They just mess with me too much. Tinitus, huh? I’ve had that all my life. I remember how astonished I was to learn that not everyone heard ringing in their ears.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:01 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:Oh, bullD... I think that was the fish with the 3 at once. I only had two today in all truth... both upper wisdom teeth. That leaves just one in there, but it’s in such a place that I can clean all around it and he said it could stay. But yoinks... I was numb and all, but it just gives the freaking creeps to hear all that cracky-poppin’ and have this guy digging like hell in my mouth. Then those pliers... oh dear God...
I got some fillings and two crown prep all at once and those nasty pliers knocked out half of one of my good teeth. Then the next evening I got that nasty stomach emptier. ONe of my less than special weeks. BUt like I say I'm almost "human" again.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:02 pm

I learned to love nitrous oxide at a vurrry young age. The bozo mask, they called it.
Oh... nitrous... I see pretty colors with nitrous. Now that stuff's kinda fun...
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:02 pm

LeChatNoir wrote:Tinitus, huh? I’ve had that all my life. I remember how astonished I was to learn that not everyone heard ringing in their ears.
Funny how we take our subjective experience as the natural baseline for everything.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:04 pm

SMooches to the barflies. See ya on Wednesday.
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