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by LeChatNoir » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:17 am
(Black cat walks in, scratching his belly and spies a catnip nugget on the bar... and wonders:)
Here, now... what's with this? I’m finding these things all over.
(Looking up at the ceiling for suspended nets... down at the floor for trap doors)
Hmmm...
(Circling... he grabs a beer from the cooler and stands there, pondering the nature of such a thing as random catnip nuggets)
Perhaps it is, that the universe is simply smiling upon me, rewarding me with a swing to the good side of Karma...
Or maybe some alternate dimension is overlapping with the one in which we currently reside, and this is but my perception of the residual effects left at it’s point of exit...
Then again it could be yet another one of those strange Burning Man synchronicities that seem to occur with some degree of regularity, or even an Ofrenda in the beginning stages?
(Sips beer)
This merits further thought...
(he leaves the bar, but before going, reaches into his magic ditty bag and pulls out a flask of Brandy and carefully, so as not to disturb the nugget and set off any traps, places a snifter full by it's side along with a faded, although not exactly flattering, picture of his dearly departed grandmother cat.)
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather