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Post by BigCock » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:00 pm

I dig yr new avatar too Mozy. I really dug that octo-pussy from earlier too.

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:03 pm

(CLARKcon stands on the bar table with a megaphone) MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTIOn, PLEASE...IS THERE A BIN HERE? A BIN NODDIN AVAILABLE? YOUR CONVERSATION IS REQUIRED IN "THE BAR"...THANK YOU. (sits back down quietily to drink java)
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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:04 pm

"Because the opportunity my online archenemy gave to me is too good to ignore!"


yOu ShOuLd bE CaReFuL kInEtIK, tHe sToCkHoLm sYnDrOmE wOrKs iN strAnGe wAyS sOmEtImEs

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:05 pm

I really dug that octo-pussy from earlier too.
Thanks it was breaks between insurance lectures then testing blaaaa……

I am listen to one right now Aaaaaaa

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Post by BigCock » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:06 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:"Because the opportunity my online archenemy gave to me is too good to ignore!"


yOu ShOuLd bE CaReFuL kInEtIK, tHe sToCkHoLm sYnDrOmE wOrKs iN strAnGe wAyS sOmEtImEs
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(sound of two things flying over cock's head)

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:08 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:
"Because the opportunity my online archenemy gave to me is too good to ignore!"


yOu ShOuLd bE CaReFuL kInEtIK, tHe sToCkHoLm sYnDrOmE wOrKs iN strAnGe wAyS sOmEtImEs


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(sound of two things flying over cock's head)
me too!

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:09 pm

Oh my (points finger) what the HELL IS THAT! (points in fear to the two flying obects over BC's head)
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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:12 pm

i tHiNk yOu aLL aRe LoSt aT tHiS pOiNt

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:13 pm

ARRGLE FARGLE BARGLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (CLARK ducks) There goes another one!
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Post by BigCock » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:14 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i tHiNk yOu aLL aRe LoSt aT tHiS pOiNt
All I want is to be found. Will you find me uB? Are you the one? :roll:

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:15 pm

nO, bEcAuSe mRs cOcK wOuLd mInD


bYe bYe

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Post by BigCock » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:16 pm

Shit. I actually am lost. How come my avatar vanished?
Weird.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:17 pm

good nite uBeRpLaYa It's always nice to see you here.

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:17 pm

Bye uBeRpLaYa
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Post by BigCock » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:20 pm

uB's great, isn't she? sweet and spicy.
but I think she made off with my big cock


avatar that is

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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:22 pm

I can see you BC.

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:22 pm

Nice BC. Oop, here comes one:

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Alabama. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?" The drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:25 pm

CLARKcon fuck! MAAAAAhAAAAAhAAAAaaahaAaaaA

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:27 pm

Thanks Mozy. Uh oh, what'S this? Looks like there's something in my sleeve,,,uh ...oopps!

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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Post by BigCock » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:27 pm

he he he he, nice

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Post by BigCock » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:29 pm

he he he he, not nice, but still funny

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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:30 pm

Ouch. That first one was pretty good though.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:31 pm

ugly Ouch! Hehe

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:34 pm

Yeah, but I must confess, I borrowed them from ebaumsworld.com. (Forgive me father, for I have sinned...) Snap... BC, Mozy, I'm out for the night. Have a good one. Will drop that link in here tomorrow! Night!
(CLARKcon grabs 34 oz. jumbo cup of java, grabs an o'dourve from the bar table, and goes outside into the windstorm of creativity...)
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Post by BigCock » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:34 pm

ok ballerinas and ballers, i'm beddin down for the night. take care.

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Post by CLARKcon » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:35 pm

Night KIV!
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Post by Kinetic IV » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:37 pm

Goodnight Clarkcon!
But for some it's way too early to be thinking about sleep. Time to find something else to do.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:39 pm

me too...nite all

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Post by Bin Noddin » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:52 pm

I hear ya, I hear ya, Clark C. Put the megaphone down. I stay away for a few hours and the thread grows by six pages that need reading. Give me a bourbon and I will tell you why I'm sad tonight. My friend Ron H told me today that he was diagnosed with cancer and will go to the hospital tomorrow to be poked and probed so the docs can figure out whether to operate or go to chemo. Send the good wishes his way, all you guys who partied with him on Folsom and on the Russian River, all you guys whose lives he saved, all you who are touched by his love. He came here to Washington about 5 years ago, wandered into my wife's store and we became friends. He bought a blue suit, went for interviews, was offered jobs in the government's AIDS bureaucracy - and decided that cubicle world would be death. He opened a card store on our block. Big success. On his 50th birthday, 3 years ago, he told us his life would no longer be governed by AIDS. He opened a second store, two blocks from the capitol. Big success again. But they're more than stores - community meeting places, controversial art galleries, he says "feel the love" and it really happens. He was smiling when he told me - burly 53 year old man with a beautiful kid's smile. I'm upset. I could go vent on the "Fuck!" or cancer survivor's threads, but I'm dumping on you, my virtual drinking buddies. Shit! Send the good wishes his way, all you guys who partied with him on Folsom and on the Russian River, all you guys whose lives he saved, all you who are touched by his love. I'll drink now and shut up. Thanks for listening.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:07 pm

Sending him prayers and wishes of good fortune and health, and thoughts of healing energy. And you as well.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must bend ol' Clark over the back of the DoomDome chair and exact a suitable pennance for his sins...

>putting on a nun's habit and pulling out a rather large riding crop...<

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Just be glad it isn't a ruler...

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