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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:42 pm

the fire elf wrote:active or passive seeing?
Active, I think. Like looking at it, and turning it round to see what it is and what it means.
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Post by the fire elf » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:44 pm

Mozy bonz wrote:Mozy starts to ponder life the universe and every thing.
well, my work here is done...

*untucks his cape and flies out through the open window into the crisp night air*
instantiate vacuous truth

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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:47 pm

‘Night fire elf...

I’m not much longer myself, Mozy. It waxes late here in the eastern time zone.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:47 pm

*untucks his cape and flies out through the open window into the crisp night air*
why does he always do that? I wish I could fly..... cooler... ya fly cooler.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:50 pm

thank you Mr LeChatNoir for hanging out.

BC you Ok?

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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:58 pm

Always a pleasure, Mr. Bonz... please take care, won’t you?

(Grabs magic ditty bag, yawns and skitters out into the night)
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Post by LeChatNoir » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:17 am

(Comes in and makes coffee... heads out to work)

Hope you have a good day!
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Post by Watchnc » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:54 am

*Watchnc finally makes it back into the bar carrying a tray of always hot scrambled eggs, canadian bacon, fresh cut oranges with apples and juicey white grapes. She sits this on the bar and looks around finds coffee brewing but noone else.

FOR SOME REASON I GOT BOOTED OUT OF THE BAR LAST NIGHT AND COULDN'T GET BACK IN. MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE DESTRUCTION OF EGGS...I'M SORRY...SO TO MAKE UP FOR IT, I SCRAMBLED EGGS THIS TIME AND BROUGHT BREAKFAST.
ENJOY!

*Watchnc leaves.

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Post by Rockdad » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:56 am

I would love some How nice of you! You can put my plate on the floor
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Post by Rockdad » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:57 am

Read your post about egg's yesterday could of been worse a few more minutes they would of burned and stunk the house up!
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Post by Zoom » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:41 am

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Post by BigCock » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:50 am

LeChatNoir wrote:‘Splodin’ eggs?

WOW!!! (Runs to the kitchen to put some eggs on to boil)

don’t listen, BC!!
Actually, an egg is just a chicken's period.

That is, unless it's fertilized.

In which case, at least the rooster got some action out of the deal.

oh yeah ..... http://mp3.juno.co.uk/MP3/SF108387-01-02-01.mp3

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Post by Zoom » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:11 am

still taste like chicken. i'll have another bloody mary with a pickle.
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Post by Mozy bonz » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:13 am

Oh ya BC!


The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!

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Post by Zoom » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:20 am

darn, spilt my drink from doing the humpty.
can i get another bloody mary
play that funky music white boy
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Post by Mozy bonz » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:24 am

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Post by Zoom » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:46 am

fuck, that is delicious. thank you Mr. Bonz
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Post by BigCock » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:50 am

Zoom wrote:Image
Say!
I do like the Humpty slam!
I do! I like it, Sam-I-am!
And I would do it in a boat.
And I would do it with a goat ...
And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good, so good, you see!
So I will do it in a box.
And I will do it with a fox.
And I will do it in a house.
And I will do it with a mouse.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! I will do it ANYWHERE!
I do so like the Humpty slam!
Thank you! Thank you!
Shock G you da man!

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Post by Mozy bonz » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:51 am

fuck, that is delicious. thank you Mr. Bonz
thank you.

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Post by Mozy bonz » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:57 am

Visual 7 foot chicken doin the Humpty slam from the top of the bar.

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Post by Kinetic IV » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:05 am

And I would do it with a goat ...
Sorry, but that's already been done by an eplayan. In fact there are allegedly pictures floating around of that act that could resurface on this very board should such a need ever arise. But hopefully in the interest of good taste and the prevention of side splitting laughter those images will stay carefully locked away....
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Post by Mozy bonz » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:09 am

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Off to see my son play lacrosse.

server your self.

goat?!

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Post by Lassen Forge » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:09 am

Goat Cheese!!! (Mmmm... sounds like a trip to Bacheeso's is in order...)

Lessee...

Sat Am of a 3 day weekend. Had my coffee... put on my face... had the regulation 2 fingers of Wild Turkey...

Life is GOOD!

Gotta boogie...

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Post by Zoom » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:50 am

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Post by Mozy bonz » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:53 pm

2 fingers of Wild Turkey...
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Serving MINIBOTTLES today. I found a big box. No glass just the bottle.

next? MINIBOTTLE whisky see what you get.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:08 pm

Back from lunch... new tires on the caddy... and projects abound.

Changing gears... how about something...Irish??

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Post by Mozy bonz » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:13 pm

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Pulls the lid of an oak whisky barrel. Sticks hand in with sound of small glass bottles. Ah haa! Mozy puts the next whisky on the bar.
how about something...Irish??


sorry MINIBOTTLES today

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Post by LeChatNoir » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:18 pm

(wanders in)
Sorry MINIBOTTLES today
I think the next one will be Woodford Reserve...
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Post by Mozy bonz » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:18 pm

sorry let me try again.

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you just don't know what you will get. but it's fun try the unknown.

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Post by LeChatNoir » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:21 pm

Awe, man... You mean I’ve got to drink scotch?

(Grabs bottle and downs it)

Try again, try again, Mozy!!
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