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Post by Box Burner » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:35 am

Hooweee I am tired. need a drink.

(Wipes down the bar, restocks the shelves then takes one down and puurs 3 shots)
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Ok juke box play something

(pours one of the shots into the jukeboxand drinks the other two)


Brown-eyed Women Grateful Dead

Gone are the days when the ox fall down,
Take up the yoke and plow the fields around.
Gone are the days when the ladies said' "Please,
Gentle Jack Jones won't you come to me."

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourin' down,
And it looks like the old man's gettin' on.

1929 when he stepped to the bar, drank to the dregs of the whiskey jar.
1930 when the wall caved in, he made his way selling red-eyed gin.

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourin' down,
And it looks like the old man's gettin' on.

Delilah Jones was the mother of twins,
Two times over and the rest were sins.
Raised eight boys, only I turned bad,
Didn't get the lickin's that the other ones had.

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourin' down,
And it looks like the old man's gettin' on.

Tumble down shack in Big Foot county.
Snowed so hard that the roof caved in.
Delilah Jones went to meet her God,
And the old man never was the same again.

Daddy made whiskey and he made it well.
Cost two dollars and it burned like hell.
I cut hick'ry just to fire the still,
Drink down a bottle and be ready to kill.

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourin' down,
And it looks like the old man's gettin' on.

Gone are the days when the ox fall down,
Take up the yoke and plow the fields around.
Gone are the days when the ladies said' "Please,
Gentle Jack Jones won't you come to me."

Brown-eyed women and red grenadine,
The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.
Sound of the thunder with the rain pourin' down,


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

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Post by pinemom » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:09 am

G'mornin bar peeps!


Ahh recovering from the last day in the warehouse for fire practice on wed. that concentrated smoke, really gets me all yucky!

So yesturday I was useless, thank gawd for the kids, SIL helped Titwi build the last parts of the chicken coop.

So Im proposing vodka and red bull today...to get r done!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Fire Wire » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:26 am

Hey there Pinemom

Vodka and Redbull, WEEEEEEEEEEEE last time I had that was on ski vacation in Austria, St. Anton. After a great breakfast and of course a bottle of Jägermeister on the table every morning. Vodka and Redbull was the best in the evening on afterski at Crayzy Kangoroo. Sitting at the top of the world at Ülmer Hütte with a beer. LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!!
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Post by Fire Wire » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:44 pm

I forget Valluga

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Post by MozyBonz » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:48 pm

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Blue Blazer: The flaming drink that the Grandfather of bar-tending, Jerry Thomas, created. The drink is like a hot toddy using warm blended Scotch whisky, hot water, and honey. He would heat two mugs and put the warm whisky in one and the water and honey into the other then light the whisky and pour it into the other mug. He then would constantly pour the mugs back into one another creating a long blue flame

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Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:19 pm

Fire Wire wrote:Hey there Pinemom

Vodka and Redbull, WEEEEEEEEEEEE last time I had that was on ski vacation in Austria, St. Anton. After a great breakfast and of course a bottle of Jägermeister on the table every morning. Vodka and Redbull was the best in the evening on afterski at Crayzy Kangoroo. Sitting at the top of the world at Ülmer Hütte with a beer. LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!!
Well, Austria is Redbull country. It sort of screws with my head how miserable climbing out of the Innsbruck airport is, and that it's somewhere around there where they have the Red Bull fleet.
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Post by LeChatNoir » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:13 pm

(wakes up suddenly)

Huh??

Where am I?
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Post by pinemom » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:35 am

whew, thank you MozY, I was wondering where the hell I was!

up way to early, but we're off to go get our babychicks and ducklings in a second....
a nap will definately be needed today!
more marg'ritta hangover!
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Post by sputnik » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:45 am

Good morning world. The snow is taking over I think.

Coffee and a shot of whiskey this morning.
It's going to be alright.

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Post by Box Burner » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:15 am

Thanks sput! perfect start to the day. :)
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

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Post by pinemom » Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:57 am

Ok...we are now officially the proud parents of Five lil' baby chicks!!!

The ducklings dont come in for 2 more weeks...

So far only 3 have names,

well of course...Foghorn leghorn is the rhode island red...female so she'll be Foggy
next was a yellow ball of fluff that Burner baby promptly named Muffin
then a cute lil, black one, that was calico and furry legs, picked her up and she promptly shit in my hand, calico being as she has a splash of brown only on the top of her head...you guessed it CHIT HEAD!
or Chitter for short, two more havent earned a name yet...a totally black n grey one and a Brown with racing brown stripes across the head and back.............
what will they be!?
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fucking trolls

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fucking trolls

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I Have No Recollection Of That Incedent!.....

Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:30 pm

Lunch was a sandwich made from 2 grilled and filleted Louisana Hot Links... and Macaroni salad mmmm... mmmmm... mmmm...


Now on to a round or two of Desert Golf that starts by checking into my own private Jack Daniels Bar, currently still under construction, but all that is left is the roof.

Jack and Grapefruit, Orange Juice and Tangerine mix back.







Cheers!

the rebbi

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Grapefruit, Orange Juice and Tangerine....

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Post by mereth » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:12 pm

Am I the only one who thinks that what you're squeezing has a resemblance to BACON?





Mmmmmm bacon juice. ... ...
(This belongs under "random thoughts", no?)
Okay, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?

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Post by myredcarpet » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:53 pm

BACON JUICE?!

hmm.. what kinda of liquor would go best with bacon juice as a mixer? maybe as another ingredient in a bloody(bacon)mary huh?

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lol ~ no way i actually thought i would find this pic!!
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Post by MozyBonz » Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:57 am

hehehehe you couple of burners you


Love you both Hehehehehehe

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Post by Box Burner » Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:22 am

Yeah! Bloody bacon Marys! Perfect start to the day! Thanks mozy!
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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Post by pinemom » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:21 am

ohhhhhhhhhhh me me me !
I NEEEEEEED a bloody mary real bad today!
Ended up pretty drunk at the summitt party last night, THEN went to another party on top of that and got more drunk!

o my aching head! really 2 nights in a row, if it was 20 times hotter and I wasnt in these 4 walls...I'd feel like we were at home, and be all better, but alas...we are here...and I am horribly hungover!
I neeeeeeeeeeeeed BACON!
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Post by myredcarpet » Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:27 am

what a perfect invention! bacon AND a bloody mary all in one! here you go pinemom ~ feel better!

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hey mereth, did you see I drew your likeness in crayola next to the glass? :D
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Post by MozyBonz » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:06 am

Bloody mary please....



I was doing shots last night at a party with with friends.









But then this got pulled out..........




































































































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it's a taste. tha.......um well ......who wants a shot?


ow fucking my head

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Post by pinemom » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:10 am

ya...my downfall was 6 or more? Capt'n and Dr. pepperssssssssss and THEN...BarenJaeger...........oh man, Ive been up then back in bed all morning! I was thinking it was only 10 then I forgot bout the time change...
...hahaha and Im suppose to be hosting a SnB today...uhg.
stupid is as stupid does, I dont even have bacon or bloody mary stuff in the house...
AND i KNEW i was gonna feel like shit today...stupid me.
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Post by MozyBonz » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:41 pm

**Lays on floor behind the bar then covers self with cardboard and old paper sacks found behind the bar**








I will be safe here until I feel better.



**pulls dust broom over to use as a pillow**

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Post by mereth » Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:34 pm

myredcarpet wrote: hey mereth, did you see I drew your likeness in crayola next to the glass? :D
Awwww.... I feel so loved... :D
Thanks myredcarpet!

Have a good Sunday everyone!
Okay, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?

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