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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue May 12, 2009 12:47 pm

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I am the LOVE in this song. I am. Yay! :P
And so is baby RJ - he's the LOVE in my life. YaY!


Lyrics to The Ballad Of Love And Hate:

Love writes a letter and sends it to hate.
My vacations ending. I'm coming home late.
The weather was fine and the ocean was great
and I can't wait to see you again.

Hate reads the letter and throws it away.
"No one here cares if you go or you stay.
I barely even noticed that you were away.
I'll see you or I won't, whatever."

Love sings a song as she sails through the sky.
The water looks bluer through her pretty eyes.
And everyone knows it whenever she flies,
and also when she comes down.

Hate keeps his head up and walks through the street.
Every stranger and drifter he greets.
And shakes hands with every loner he meets
with a serious look on his face.

Love arrives safely with suitcase in tow.
Carrying with her the good things we know.
A reason to live and a reason to grow.
To trust. To hope. To care.

Hate sits alone on the hood of his car.
Without much regard to the moon or the stars.
Lazily killing the last of a jar
of the strongest stuff you can drink.

Love takes a taxi, a young man drives.
As soon as he sees her, hope fills his eyes.
But tears follow after, at the end of the ride,
cause he might never see her again.

Hate gets home lucky to still be alive.
He screams o'er the sidewalk and into the drive.
The clock in the kitchen says 2:55,
And the clock in the kitchen is slow.

Love has been waiting, patient and kind.
Just wanting a phone call or some kind of sign,
That the one that she cares for, who's out of his mind,
Will make it back safe to her arms.

Hate stumbles forward and leans in the door.
Weary head hung, eyes to the floor.
He says "Love, I'm sorry", and she says, "What for?
I'm your and that's it, Whatever.
I should not have been gone for so long.
I'm your's and that's it, forever."

You're mine and that's it, forever.

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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue May 12, 2009 1:13 pm

I feel soory for HATE.
They really are missing out on a lot of love.
How sad.
No loss though.
Love knows where to go. She/He follows their heart. :P

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Post by ygmir » Tue May 12, 2009 2:00 pm

hiya Poo.
Where ya been?

things are so quiet when your gone.........
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Post by **burn** » Wed May 13, 2009 7:40 am

ygmir - you are the best barkeep.
Thanks for taking care of the bar.
It looks great in here!
I like what you did with the lighting.
Where'd that old helicopter come from?
Coffee?
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Post by pinemom » Wed May 13, 2009 7:45 am

Howdy, sorry I passed out on you and OED, Risky girl. me was a tired girlie!

Yes, I concure Ygmir, thank you very much for being the stand in bartender every single day!

Man O man...this man needs a trophy!
most consecutive shifts!!!!
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Post by ygmir » Wed May 13, 2009 7:46 am

*adjusts french maid outfit, stands up straight, "chest out, stomach in"*
*salutes with pride, and, appreciation*

Thanks Burn......

Charlie Sheen flew in on the old chopper, and, left it when arrested........

*recalling burning the bar down a while ago*

Yeah, the lighting......well, seemed I should do something after that little "fire incident"..........

coffee would be great, thanks.

nice spring weather, huh?


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Post by ygmir » Wed May 13, 2009 7:52 am

*attacks job with renewed vigor*
*wiping bar, spreading new dust*

*pulling fishnets up, to go with fine outfit*

*adjusting garter, and realizing......*

ooops, forgot the undies,,,,,,dang, just call me "commando" today, I guess.........
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Post by pinemom » Wed May 13, 2009 8:10 am

Hi Camando...how's your day?
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".

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Post by **burn** » Wed May 13, 2009 8:12 am

You should come be a Guest Bartender at the Booby Bar.
Us girls are running the bar on Tuesday Night.
Come see us and have a drink. or two.
oh hell, just make a night of it.

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Post by Bounce530 » Wed May 13, 2009 8:50 am

Happy (belated) birthday to OldGuy. Toasts with a Bloody Mary.
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Post by MozyBonz » Wed May 13, 2009 9:43 am

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Post by joel the ornery » Wed May 13, 2009 9:49 am

you know, an entire day of guinness would be REALLY nice.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed May 13, 2009 9:54 am

Had my first Mojito the other night. I never tried that before. Yes, I am an ex-bartender and should have run across it before. The combo of lime and mint is very interesting with the rum.

And, uh, made me want to brutalize some peasants!

Any fans of Ozeki Karatamba? Have some cold, dry sake and you will be a better person for it.

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Post by MozyBonz » Wed May 13, 2009 10:00 am

joel the ornery wrote:you know, an entire day of guinness would be REALLY nice.
slides one down the bar~

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Ozeki Karatamba? sure pours a shot

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed May 13, 2009 11:20 am

So.



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Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed May 13, 2009 1:41 pm

Oh, bother.

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Literally meaning "dry tamba" this dry sake is named after the brewers from the Tamba region, one of the elements of true Nada sake. It is a smooth dry sake that has a sharp taste, that can be enjoyed either chilled or hot.

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Post by ygmir » Wed May 13, 2009 6:53 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Oh, bother.

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Literally meaning "dry tamba" this dry sake is named after the brewers from the Tamba region, one of the elements of true Nada sake. It is a smooth dry sake that has a sharp taste, that can be enjoyed either chilled or hot.
isn't that your line when the honey pot runs empty?
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Post by ygmir » Wed May 13, 2009 8:35 pm

hey, where the heck is Poo?..........

the place sure has been quiet...........

*this might draw her out*


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Post by ygmir » Thu May 14, 2009 6:35 am

*strolling into bar, noting squeaking door, missing Jetset....*

Wow, the place seems so "vacant".......where is everyone?

*Noting I've taken my "spring" shower, it "shouldn't" be my odiferous persona*........

I see the Freddy Mercury doll is still wearing Mozy's red wig, the Moose and Squirrel are still dancing, fembot is charged. HHHHmmmm........

*wondering if it's due to me burning the bar down a while ago........*

But, the "insta-bar" still functions perfectly, that can't be it..........

I can't imagine it's the music.......

ah well,
I'll just plug in the espresso machine......no need for a fire these days............

*wipes bar, noting "little (cloven) footprints" in the dust.......*

well,
maybe a tune will help:

*rubs Juke*



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*grabs espresso, dancing (alone) over to ROS in the shadows to see if anyone shows up*
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Post by joel the ornery » Thu May 14, 2009 7:17 am

wow, an unusually bright day from where i am sitting in the bar.
thunderstorms last night.
thanks for the guinness MB...
wonder if we'll break 2799 today?

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Post by pinemom » Thu May 14, 2009 7:38 am

G'mornin Ya'll....Yes its time for the busy and wain in here Ygmir...
spring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


its time to start rebuilding the playa frog!!!!!!!!!!!!


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Post by ygmir » Thu May 14, 2009 7:41 am

pinemom wrote:G'mornin Ya'll....Yes its time for the busy and wain in here Ygmir...
spring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


its time to start rebuilding the playa frog!!!!!!!!!!!!


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
why would it "wain" in here?

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Post by pinemom » Thu May 14, 2009 8:23 am

It wains awot when your chasing bunny wabbits!
SHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by ygmir » Thu May 14, 2009 9:10 am

pinemom wrote:It wains awot when your chasing bunny wabbits!
SHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu May 14, 2009 9:39 am

you're despicable!

I got a little seasick watching that...........
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu May 14, 2009 10:00 am

Thee-thick. W-w-w-why is dat? ;)


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Post by MozyBonz » Thu May 14, 2009 5:04 pm

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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.


*Click* http://somafm.com/play/groovesalad

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Post by ygmir » Fri May 15, 2009 6:15 am

*wanders in the back door*

well, at least, there's not much cleanup when the place is quiet.........

Where the heck has GH been? JetSet?........lots of the morning regulars seem to be AWOL............

As long as all is well............here's to ya
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*thinking POO will come out if "tempted"*


no monkey should be able to resist this one:

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well,
I'll grab a cup and head for the "Hammock Of Love Energy".............



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Post by **burn** » Fri May 15, 2009 7:32 am

ooh! I have to run to work for a few hours but I call dibs on the hammock when I get back! Whoever's in there is gonna have to mooove over make room. (I require lots of room. And I steal the covers.)

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Post by ygmir » Fri May 15, 2009 7:41 am

it's ok, the "Hammock Of Love Energy" (HOLE), is a covers/clothing optional contraption...........steal away............

And, even though a small, soft, weak and timid person, I can still put up a fight if attacked....( or very compliant if you're wearing a Zorro mask)..
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